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To Whom It May Concern

Wow, I seriously don't get this. Why it is that everytime when we have someone against MOT, and they just lack the ability to squeeze some creativity juice out of their teeny weeny brains to come up with their own nick, they resort to using the most wanted deadly gorgeous Pring's nick? Oh dear, why do people try so hard to be me? Heh.

We randomly observe the many different anonymous-es who come to tag. Experiencing discontentment about us showering them with lots of love and attention, they would like to have a 1 on 1 with us. Umm, a round of IQ questions probably? Oh, no.. I must be wrong. How would they expect themselves to challenge us to a game they'd definitely lose? Ahh.
And even if they requested a 1 on 1, go figure. Why should we drop ourselves to their level in order to fit in? Oh man! Furthermore, why should we go the extra mile, just for euu? Honestly, if they were special, then "special" could never have meant "special".

It's not the first time we receive requests to go out to talk. Before you consider about wanting to meet us, think about whether we want to meet you. Are we eager? It's not about the guts, but more about sparing some thoughts for MOT. Plus, it's so boring to converse with twits! :(

Those people seriously are not tired of having to come back to this site to see if more of your pictures have been posted or not, eh? Enter blog, tag to curse, leave. Awhile later, repeat step 1.

Spending at least 30minutes of their useless life coming to the tagboard to type nonsensical shit. Get angered by our comments and spread this blog to another friend. And the both of them would spend another 30minutes bullshiting again.

Do they even know what they're doing? Saving their dignity? Do they even have one? Oh, let's not get into that. Getting back their rights? Get your facts straight first. Siding their supposingly strong-ionically-bonded-sisters? SO HEROIC WOR. Don't make me laugh.

Yes, get angry! Feel pissed! If it wasn't for entertainment, their mentality and spastic mind would really have come to a conclusion that we would actually feel hurt and upset about their remarks.

If they think we're that puny-minded like them, I'm terribly sorry. Go on, generate more shit from your no good using mouth. I take advice from my reader eh. I shall not be so mean. Else the first thing I'll get you to do is to *beep* your *beep* *beep*. Oh, that's an obvious attempt of me putting in effort to be nice. :) *halo appears like Wei's!*

For those twits that claim to be old, I suspect their maturity. If they were that matured, they would not have come to our tagboards to keep on tagging non-stop, declaring to want to arrange a meet-up. Yeah, I understand age cannot be linked to maturity, but, oh man, it is a shame if one is still sounding stupid at 21.

We are able to differentiate what's worth reading and what's worth not! I didn't expect those people to menacingly believe that I got darn pissed, pekchek and dulan over all the shit they bulled on the post. That was so hilarious. Looking at those people having so much fun on the board, I merely joined in to piss them off further - because I know that unlike us, those people don't have the ability figure out what's true and what's not. ^_^

Getting more pissed?

Go on, throw a fit, run amok, spurl vulgarities because they are free. I won't be avoiding that achievement.

You know why I'm laughing? All we hear is, "dunch humji nahss. put eur pic fer us to critise larss! unless ish realli t00 ugwee? jian bu de ren? lolz! xD"

Maybe we ought to practise transparency since they feel that we are gutless to not put up our photos. Perhaps they ought to understand that we are not the type of people who are so thickskinned as to know we think we look damn pretty, yet insist on editing the pictures alot then uploading it up. We are not very good at lying to ourselves as they are to themselves, that I must admit that is one of our biggest weaknesses. (We aren't perfect people, aww!)

Then again, a bigger part of us refuse to post them because the more they want us to listen to them, the more we shall not! The more they wanna see it, the more they are unable to look at it. Come on, even if we showed them our supposedly-UGLY pictures, what makes you think that they have the capacity to come up with strong criticism enough to put us down? Why do you really think that they have the sense to express their scrap thoughts into words even? And we all know alternate caps is way out of league. :)


Look at some of the classic posts from our tagboard: (well, from very long ago, that is.)

"humji sia delete posts 4 wat!"
"dare do dare admit la!"
"put ppl pic cb put eur own pic let us critise la!"
"KNN PCB hong gan larsh"
"wu ji come out settle nahs!"
"put time put place mie meet eu!"

They actually meant,

"Nah, no guts morons. Deleting our posts"
"Come on, be a man and admit what you've done."
"Posting others pictures ain't fun, why not upload yours instead?"
"Screws. Darn!"
"I guess we could have a little talk on this..."
"Would you kindly list a suitable time and location?"

See the difference? That's YOU and ME, babies.

And can't they come up with other things? I believe everyone is getting bored of the same ol' story everyday. Even The Museum Of Twits is making an effort to improve.

OOPS.

I forgot this is all that they are. Heh.
Whatever we say, it can never penetrate into their heads. They will just stick to their points and refuse to listen, so what's the point of them understanding these anyway? So it's okay...

All in all, I can only end this post with my favourite quote.
"No one can antagonize you without your consent." *mWaRcK!*