Monday, September 21, 2009
Your Fav Neoprint poses
You know, those Pretty in Tokyo - Ugly in Singapore neoprint booths...
It was called "Pretty in Tokyo" not "Pretty in Singapore" for a reason!
because that's supposed to be the best machine ever.
and the name makes you feel really good about yourself as you enter the machine, anyway. (Great marketers, we know.)
Seriously for twits wannabes only.
Here I present you, the tips to enhance your photo-taking session to make your photo stickers more memorable and kawaii. DO IT, because everyone else are!
Good luck!
1. "OW, MAMA I GOT PUNCHED AND IT HURTS"
How to do it: Puff then punch your own face, close that eye that is nearer to your fist, and pout your lips.
As though you are putting much effort to force shit out of yourself. Because you're so full of that... get it?
Also, you invite others to want to do the same to you too, just because they know this is how retarded you'd look. and it seriously it looks funny. LOLROFLMAO!!!!!11 MY FAV!!11
Best example on the right.
Definitely deserves the top #1 spot for this post.
2. Salute somebody, anybody.
We just want somebody to respect. :(
Because we are lost, we have no opinion and no idea,
it doesn't matter who,
just give us somebody whom we can follow.
(MOT FTW, duh!)
3. Laozhabor is teh queen.
One who enjoys life thoroughly, embraces change and keeps herself youthful.
Laozhabor does the best poses at the Neoprint machine.
Learn some from her, but mainly her best 2 are:
4. See, Hear, Speak, no Evil
It's an awesome pose, especially when there are 3 people doing it together.
If you don't do, you are a loser and clearly un-creative.
Speak no evil - Cover your goddamn face.
Hear no evil - Cover your ears like you heard nothin'.
Speak no evil - Cover your mouth and appear to be shocked since you are only left with your eyes to speak.
5. "Hi. She's Smile and I'm Cool."
This one is a tad tricky, I'm not sure what this would be classified as.
Looks like it's a "对你爱爱爱 不完" pose frozen in action to me, but according to Handbook to Twits it should be the fifth zi-pai pose when pose 1 = number 1, and uses the Finger++ rule.
Extra tips:
1. Good rule of thumb is to leave some good space to add ornaments to the picture - it CANNOT be plain and without decoration.
2. The background should be colourful, if possible, shiny and with glitter.
3. Write some kewl words like "Smile" "Cool" "Cutie" "besties"
If you can't come up with anything creative, just resort to writing your own names and the date.
Pass this on to your friends so you guys can plan your next trip to the Neoprint booth, and cleverly apply what this valuable lesson have just taught you!
Any more neoprint poses I've missed out?
Email to pringislove[at]gmail.com and I'll add them to the list.
It was called "Pretty in Tokyo" not "Pretty in Singapore" for a reason!
because that's supposed to be the best machine ever.
and the name makes you feel really good about yourself as you enter the machine, anyway. (Great marketers, we know.)
Seriously for twits wannabes only.
Here I present you, the tips to enhance your photo-taking session to make your photo stickers more memorable and kawaii. DO IT, because everyone else are!
Good luck!
1. "OW, MAMA I GOT PUNCHED AND IT HURTS"
How to do it: Puff then punch your own face, close that eye that is nearer to your fist, and pout your lips.
As though you are putting much effort to force shit out of yourself. Because you're so full of that... get it?
Also, you invite others to want to do the same to you too, just because they know this is how retarded you'd look. and it seriously it looks funny. LOLROFLMAO!!!!!11 MY FAV!!11
Best example on the right.
Definitely deserves the top #1 spot for this post.
2. Salute somebody, anybody.
We just want somebody to respect. :(
Because we are lost, we have no opinion and no idea,
it doesn't matter who,
just give us somebody whom we can follow.
(MOT FTW, duh!)
3. Laozhabor is teh queen.
One who enjoys life thoroughly, embraces change and keeps herself youthful.
Laozhabor does the best poses at the Neoprint machine.
Learn some from her, but mainly her best 2 are:
- The lotus flower blooming at your chin
"Twist~~~ I'm Sailor Moon and I'm fighting evil by moonlight"
4. See, Hear, Speak, no Evil
It's an awesome pose, especially when there are 3 people doing it together.
If you don't do, you are a loser and clearly un-creative.
Speak no evil - Cover your goddamn face.
Hear no evil - Cover your ears like you heard nothin'.
Speak no evil - Cover your mouth and appear to be shocked since you are only left with your eyes to speak.
5. "Hi. She's Smile and I'm Cool."
This one is a tad tricky, I'm not sure what this would be classified as.Looks like it's a "对你爱爱爱 不完" pose frozen in action to me, but according to Handbook to Twits it should be the fifth zi-pai pose when pose 1 = number 1, and uses the Finger++ rule.
Extra tips:
1. Good rule of thumb is to leave some good space to add ornaments to the picture - it CANNOT be plain and without decoration.
2. The background should be colourful, if possible, shiny and with glitter.
3. Write some kewl words like "Smile" "Cool" "Cutie" "besties"
If you can't come up with anything creative, just resort to writing your own names and the date.
Pass this on to your friends so you guys can plan your next trip to the Neoprint booth, and cleverly apply what this valuable lesson have just taught you!
Any more neoprint poses I've missed out?
Email to pringislove[at]gmail.com and I'll add them to the list.
Friday, September 11, 2009
omg i can loginzzz (Part II)
Because I finally bothered to use "Forgot your Password?" function!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
And regarding this earlier post (oops like one year ago)... fuck lah how could people think picture is me and call it hot...
OPEN YOUR EYES PEEPOLE.
I'm handsome-r than that!!
Anyhows, I've added a RSS feed to help you readers to get notified whenever there's an update... so convenient for you (notice how thoughtful and sweet I actually am)
If you don't feel like clicking it now, when you wish to so later - it's at LINKS on the right.
I'm usually not that stupid... but I could have added "Share This" as well, just that Blogger's being a pain in the ass...
xoxo
(Isn't it quite freaky I seem to login on special dates?)
And regarding this earlier post (oops like one year ago)... fuck lah how could people think picture is me and call it hot...
OPEN YOUR EYES PEEPOLE.
I'm handsome-r than that!!
Anyhows, I've added a RSS feed to help you readers to get notified whenever there's an update... so convenient for you (notice how thoughtful and sweet I actually am)
If you don't feel like clicking it now, when you wish to so later - it's at LINKS on the right.
I'm usually not that stupid... but I could have added "Share This" as well, just that Blogger's being a pain in the ass...
xoxo
(Isn't it quite freaky I seem to login on special dates?)
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
We're on Urban Dictionary
Anyhowsssss (I just like to piss you off with the unnecessary S), we are on Urban Dictionary.
Wonder which chap did it but anyhows, thanks.
so a lil update on how we all have moved on today.
I think I'm supposedly 16 this year according to some post? so I should be taking O's now.
Boy, to think I was just announcing to have just completed PSLE...
Camry can be spotted at St James and HVV at Butterfactory, but me, nononono. 8-)
According to geeksrule Section 250(1), geeks do not have nightlife.
with love
dropdead super handsome Pring.
(Thanks for saying I'm cute, rissa! I'll consider adding that in if it's still not too long)
Wonder which chap did it but anyhows, thanks.
so a lil update on how we all have moved on today.
I think I'm supposedly 16 this year according to some post? so I should be taking O's now.
Boy, to think I was just announcing to have just completed PSLE...
Camry can be spotted at St James and HVV at Butterfactory, but me, nononono. 8-)
According to geeksrule Section 250(1), geeks do not have nightlife.
with love
dropdead super handsome Pring.
(Thanks for saying I'm cute, rissa! I'll consider adding that in if it's still not too long)
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Happy April's Fool
No, there are no more pranks for you.
Twitter is the new MOT. (Just kidding!)
but seriously, although they were established a teenybit later than MOT, we are not affiliated.
Wonder if anyone will follow MOT on Twitter? heh
...why are users of Twitter not twits but Tweeters?
Do not go embarrass yourself by calling other people "twitter" because... it just ain't the same.
Sad 6th death anniversary of Leslie Cheung.
Pring
Twitter is the new MOT. (Just kidding!)
but seriously, although they were established a teenybit later than MOT, we are not affiliated.
Wonder if anyone will follow MOT on Twitter? heh
...why are users of Twitter not twits but Tweeters?
Do not go embarrass yourself by calling other people "twitter" because... it just ain't the same.
Sad 6th death anniversary of Leslie Cheung.
Pring
Friday, December 19, 2008
Didn't you know?
That is not me lah!!!!!!!!! @#*$%$#$#
WTF and you all say it's hot. THAT IS NOT ME SO THAT IS NOT HOT! NOT HOT AT ALL.
DID YOU KNOW... ?
1. Pring is all grownup now.
Thanks to all those who grew up with us, and to the younger ones, hello and there's always the archives. I look back and still laugh at myself, I was young and funny. Now I'm old and dull.
Do you guys reckon it's a good idea to hand this over, or add a new contributor wannabe? Applicants and post suggestions are welcome.
2. Google recognises us!
hoohoo! How delighted is Pring!!
3. Twit language is defined by MOT. (uh duh!)
No one in this world shall claim they defined tYpInG lYk ThiSh was twit, because the creator is, *ahem* everybody! behold! Prince Pring! (and maybe Princess Camry?)
It's funny how I surf SG forums and see threads discussing about alternate type and surely the word 'twit' appears, but why don't anybody paste this link in?
Hey it's been 3 years. :)
Thank you all for the joy and laughter we shared.
4. But 'twit' is not the in-thing, no more.
Tis the season to act lich&cheemz (rich & sophisticated), serious.
Here's a self evaluation to know yourself better which twit you are.
http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/2005/12/its-quiz-time.html
Tell me if I draw good?
5. Pring is a care-and-share guy.
Yup you are welcome. :D
I just have to do this every year.
WE ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS, don't we? http://www.neopets.com/winter/adventcalendar.phtml
Til Pring remembers this blog again,
Pring
WTF and you all say it's hot. THAT IS NOT ME SO THAT IS NOT HOT! NOT HOT AT ALL.
DID YOU KNOW... ?
1. Pring is all grownup now.
Thanks to all those who grew up with us, and to the younger ones, hello and there's always the archives. I look back and still laugh at myself, I was young and funny. Now I'm old and dull.
Do you guys reckon it's a good idea to hand this over, or add a new contributor wannabe? Applicants and post suggestions are welcome.
2. Google recognises us!
hoohoo! How delighted is Pring!!
3. Twit language is defined by MOT. (uh duh!)
No one in this world shall claim they defined tYpInG lYk ThiSh was twit, because the creator is, *ahem* everybody! behold! Prince Pring! (and maybe Princess Camry?)
It's funny how I surf SG forums and see threads discussing about alternate type and surely the word 'twit' appears, but why don't anybody paste this link in?
Hey it's been 3 years. :)
Thank you all for the joy and laughter we shared.
4. But 'twit' is not the in-thing, no more.
Tis the season to act lich&cheemz (rich & sophisticated), serious.
Here's a self evaluation to know yourself better which twit you are.
http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/2005/12/its-quiz-time.html
Tell me if I draw good?
5. Pring is a care-and-share guy.
Yup you are welcome. :D
I just have to do this every year.
WE ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS, don't we? http://www.neopets.com/winter/adventcalendar.phtml
Til Pring remembers this blog again,
Pring
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