Thursday, August 04, 2005

How to Enjoy Habbo Hotel

Right... so now the super handsome Pring has also been labelled as the "super lazy yet still nevertheless very handsome Pring." I'm the only one left who hasn't been updating for quite some time. I told Camry and HVV to quit mocking the stupid for a while, because if we mock them, they might change. And if they do, WHO SHALL WE LAUGH AT? :(
Actually, I have been quite engaged in a project quite loony, but heck, it's all mere entertainment. HEY! Only once in a blue moon do you get to see Mr Pring behaving so retarded alright.

I have seen advertisements advertising Habbo Hotel on TV, and have overheard people talking about how FUN Habbo Hotel is for a looooong time, but I always thought that was stupid and was probably the best chatroom for despos (I'm still right about my statement.) and refused to try it out because of that. However I got too dull one day and decided, "Imagine all that girls that would come flocking to me!" I might as well give Habbo a try. And I understand it's soo boring, I'll give you some tips on how to have fun on Habbo!

For your information, BOBBA is just a word to replace words that have been censored. Works just like "beep", you know? Except "bobba" sounds alot more retarded. It's kind of funny to see everything bobba-ed.

1. Dress up! Wear purple and look absolutely gay.
Serious. The moment I stepped in, someone came talking to me on her own accord.

I told you I'm a magnet!

2. Go and disturb couples.

Or even better,
3. Break couples up.

I went to dance in front of them and they got pissed off, they walked away on each other.

4. Jump out of the window.

Now you see me, now you don't!

5. Laugh at people's missions.

6. Perform for no one.

7. Try a maze... and get stuck.

8. Go and change your style!

9. Go for a gender change.

I didn't cheat, look the girl has boobs!

10. Have fun with portals. (though sometimes curiosity kills the cat!)

The portal is sooooo exciting! But I'm pissed, because Habbo changed me into such an ugly character. Big boobs for a girl with 2 ponytails.. Omfg.

11. Judge the diving skills of those divers.

And rebel by giving them a stupid symbol instead of a number.

12. Get medical help.

13. Watch people get married (and quarrel).

14. Join a modelling contest.

15. Watch people "BOBBA BOBBA"!

I found a girl lying on the bed. Thinking she was feeling lonely, I decided to offer myself to her.

The next thing I knew, an ugly man appeared beside her on the bed and... well, she loves him, and not me! :(

Not only they do not love me, they want me out of their sight and give them some privacy they yearn.

Thinking 'acting xialan' was cool, I refused to budge! :D

They knew they had no control over me, so they just carried on with whatever they wanted to do... (Another girl showed up and joined in the fun.)

This is sad, isn't it? Life is so practical. Girls go for looks. They want ugly men in basketball jersey, spiked hair and shit. But I thought beauty lies in the eye of the beholder!! BUNNY HEAD IS HOT alright!
Also this shows how sexually deprived the two people are. Hello, it's HABBO. They just place their characters on the bed and can get all horny and start wanking.

That's all I have for you today... err, so go and start playing Habbo at now! Go and make new m8s. Have fun! :)

haha cool manz
bobba bobba bobba! :) habbo's sex is dumb.. they should have a part with prostitutes. or perhaps.. a shop with sex toys. and to accomodate to the demands of liansters.. japster shops.
nice entry!

oh man museum of twits is just so awesome.. i'm having fits.
hahahahhahahahha this is fucking funnyy!!!!!!
WTF? Prings, you are the god. That post made my day.
Hey Pring U R So Cool Ur Jokes Or Wateva Is So Funneh. Lolz.

But U Cannot Do Until So Siao larrs
Cool hah!!!

Love It Prings I Think U Did Tt
Well I Love tt!
i love this entry!
man, you rock.
HAHA FAG. this is the shit man.
hey there, haha this whole MOT is totally an awesomerific masterpeice but i just wanna say that habbo's really fun when you have great, non-twittish friends, period. :)

i want to try it out too. looks like the fun-est thing on earth
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Wow. :) No doubt there are twits lurking around in Habbo... you shouldn't condemn Habbo like that. Alternatively, you should try look at Habbo in a different light. It is "really fun when you have great, non-twittish friends, period.". It really is. Maybe it's because you just didn't get the chance to experience true friendship on Habbo.. well. Each to each's own. :)
HAAAH.this is overly hilarious (:
Pring after reading this habbo entry i nearly fell from the chair! really hilarious!
bobba! u rocks!
God damn fuck shit, you're good, bro.

"I'm aunty with dua nehs"

Fuck that was funny :D.
your posts make me laugh. OUT LOUD
Its too entertaining xD
F-kin hilarious, just the way to pass time amused. Cheers mate.
i played habbo hotel before, but i played the UK version cos sg habbo hotel simply not worth playing with all the twits >_>

UK habbo hotel for some blonde, blokes and a tiny handful of "Im different from you."
The part where you were trying to be XL.. I was banging my head against the keyboard.. It is that damn fucking funny!
LOL!! SO 'CUTE'... hahaha! i'm loving this blog
nice. we should create an MOT club and hang out. laugh at twits in town hahah!
ha ha..ha ha..HAHAHAHA!!anyways..dat was REAL funny..i agree wif u is so funny and cute and good!!hahas .thx ur blog for ppl to read and haf a gd laugh..
which habbo hotel you reffreing to?
there is alot of habbo hotel in many counties =.=ll
this post damn funny, LOL.
-.- Niceeeeeeee andd funny. i almost fell back on my chair.. >.<
don't worry, i would so do antler boy! because 'sugar, we're going down'. okay, here's a clue: fall out boy.
dumb. is singapore la. zZz. I play habbo but not like some idiots down there thinking love will drop from heaven. I just play with my friends. xD
ur site sticks this is no cheats
u r sooooo stupied u r a dick head
Cyber sex is so dumb. if they are so sexually deprived they shld go to geylang and fuck themself mad. stupid to do it online and pollute this thing.
i heart pring! BACK OFF CAMRY!
not only is habbo filled with dumb ppl... it's company is managed by dumb ppl too. before there was habbo hotel sg, i played the uk version once... they hire 16 year olds to act as modrators, and these ppl are scammers..... 16 year old is seriously not old enough. at least the sg one is not as lame, even though their comps are rubbish. i know many adults play it cos some of the contests are quite complex.. requires bit of intelligence. i tried the sg one too and this rich person called supernono... is probably an adult. or maybe some despo youngster.. he has this grp of equal high class status friends which he hang out with and talk bout sex and stuff. habbo is more gay then maplestory...
Doh,Habbo is LAME! (:
Whats with all those "rooms" with "falling furni" and stuff? and yes,sadly,Ive tried habbo before.
Plus,the way they "dance"...UGGH.
Bobba you. ROFL.
haha this post is damn funny!! : D
OMG!This is so true.
Iv been playin habbo for 1 year.
Trust me it only 2 mins a day!
i was this girl been a sex slave!
it was so funneh!
i walked in on 3 coupels!
and didnt do anything just did the pogo mogo!
wehes well i guess its juz cuz u newbs dno how to play habbo. and of cuz u dont haf furni so too bad. its just any ordinary online game tht is SO fun . u knw u can like haf all the furni in the world and it doesnt cost u a single cent in real life. hmm onli if u knw how to play well :/ dont b such a loser and find those sickos having fake fun in bed . dont u think playing revenge and making frens are nice? OH and owning furni shops ROCK .
anw maplestory entry was funnier ): i thot habbo wld b more lame ..playing both the games myself and still playing . whee-
im sort of antiMOT toos. "sort of" since u guys are so funneh. SERIOUSLY no offence intended ; see who has less life -.- dng this kinda lamo things. SIGH nvm .
lols... i came here a lotta times liaox =)) ur posts r go gttin beta man!! omg... u all so fuckingly rockk!!
omg. this post is cool. wahaha xD seems fun! lol xD
whoo prings you legend. fucking hilarious
LOL, its effing funny. :D
this so rockz u go pring i will f/r u!
your so funny man lol my email is
lol once again dude you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... funny
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p.s on habbo ma nm is

What up ..
Well, reading this post about Habbo Hotel SG ..

To tell you the truth, I play Habbo Hotel SG myself, and it's really, quite fun when you get used to bullying the twits.

I was thinking if you'd give me the rights to make an MOT Fanclub in Habbo Hotel SG, using my HHSG account of Debris- .
You have an outstanding good and well structured site. I enjoyed browsing through it »
Well i nearlly pissed maself with laughter!

XD Dude ur sooooooooooo funny i think i love u XD


ha ha thats so funny but u wernt a bunny u were a raindear
habbo sex is soo dumb they are duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh in there heads abbo is sad site any way
thats richt wanna be mates
sure my name on habbo is niamh.100
ok ill make an acount cody.100
meet u there *hand shakes*
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Do HABBO avatars realy start doing it in bed I thought that game was for 9yr olds! Obviously 9yr olds trying to be clever. Do they realy buy a full payed membership just for this, its realy crap!
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