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My first post in many weeks, I hope its worth your time reading. If its not, OH I FEEL FOR YOU, REALLY. *oppprrraaah*

Twits are people with horrid fashion sense.

I'm sure that's a statement everybody who reads this agrees with, and that is why they have a fashion of their own. Or in their words, "e hIp aNd uNiQuE sTyLezXz". They revolve around Von Dutch imitation shirts, PMK pink tees and the free tote bag that comes along with it, anything with mickey or hellokitty on it. Jesus, they even sink so low as to steal their accesories from Popular.

Then all the music and personality shit comes in, which IMO is rather disturbing. Twits get exposed to MTV and suddenly everyone wants to be ang moh pai and when Avril came into the scene everyone wanted to be sk8er boi n g3rLx. Then came tata young and every girl just wanted to be sExY, nAuGhtY aNd kEkeKex bItcHY. Suddenly pop rock was the in thing when Busted came out, followed by Simple Plan which made everyone whining in their friendster how sOrRy cOsH dEy cAnT bE pUuUUrfEct. People said Simple Plan copied Busted but MOT thinks they're a whole truckload of bullshit and sappy whining gone wrong anyway.

Good Charlotte and Greenday made their appearances on MTV and twits flocked to them. Pop rock didn't appeal to the Tong Hua loving losers no more. Everyone wanted to be pUnK rOck nOrhs and tHe aMeRicAn iDiOt. Twits preferred Good Charlotte though, because they were juggling between emo, punk rock and gothic, a walking disaster. And for all we know, twits like it this way, because it just gives them more variety to choose from.

Omg, like GOTHIC, EMO AND PUNK ROCK LEHS. 3 different combination the twits can combo here combo there and OMGOMG, they become the head banging, life hating, wrist cutting loser loners with thick thick eyeliner.

You could say it this way, any band that a twit falls in love with is doomed for the pits.

Music has also invoked alot of rubbish into twit's fashion nowadays. They like to cOmBo their dressing style, so its like, pink top, green skirt and grey shoes. Now that they're being exposed to all the uber kEwL genres of music, take a stroll down Orchard road and be amazed at how almost everyone has a pair of emo specs.

Even if you have perfect eyesight, you die die lagi lagi must get a pair of emo specs. So that you'll look like an emo kid and you can do stupid stuff at home like..

How the FUCK can anyone be so sick of life, start cutting their wrists because its all unfair and then have the mood to pose nice nice and take picture so they can put it up on Friendster for the whole wide world to see. Let's face it, people who do that are merely doing it for ATTENTION. Just like how the fella who murdered and chopped up the victim's head and left it in some supposedly super ultraman secluded place, behind Orchard Mrt station.

Punk rock is totally another story, but just as disgusting. I was in town once and this twit clique (as bad as it sounds, its.. ok its bad) started getting hIgH because they are in town cHiOngInG and out of nowhere for no fucking reason someone starts to do the \m/ sign.

Right about then, I felt like unloading twenty nukes on his fingers so he will NEVER, EVER do that again. Not that I've a thing against anything.

But its just so fucking annoying.

\m/: I'm feeling so overused by those disgusting twits I think I deserve to get annual leave and company sponsered dental.

Well \m/ lovers, here's my tribute to you --> _l_

Seriously, music is so complicated the way twits are screwing with it and every genre is becoming so overrated. The king of overration though, is the Breadtalk's Floss Bun, but that's another story altogether. Twits, you effin losers..

Go back to your tt3chn0o sIa0s l4ndd or your mEi li xIn sHi jiE n0rhss. We need less of your kind on this planet.

Maybe I can write a letter to the President and request for him to send the twits on an exchange programme with NASA and orbit them to some planet or whatever. Just not here.

**Some information contributed from fans: Kaarin and the PIEguy.
***Hiak. I'm not a music enthusiast anyway.
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// posted by Anonymous @ 10:08 PM