we are the new shit.

you rock
 

t0nghuaa ishhx a niice s0ngg . andd , m0st 0rff duhhs giirlls euu call "twiits" aree chii0 l0rshhx . whyy didd euu startt dishhx bl0ggiie ?

marshhx biiee 0nee fiine dayy ,

ugliie freakk camryy : la0g0ngg! ii shh0 JEAL0USS! g0rttx shh0 MANYY pe0plee prettiierr denn miiee lehhs . deyy typpee shh0 ppr0 l0rshhx , ii shh0 jeal0uss ! la0g0ngg wachht sh0uldd wwe d0 ?

an0therr ugliiee geekk ppriinggs : uhhs , n0rr pr0blemm , wwe gg0 spreadd ddat deyy aree shh0 fuggliiee ! liidatt n0rr 0nee wiill lykk ddem denn fuggliiee pe0plee lykk us cann RULEE !

hahhs . MOT iishhx createdd lykk dishhx dershhx riite ?
 

the comment on the first one sucks. (: c'mon get a life. st0p typingg urr englishhx like thadhtt narrshx. thishh kindd 0fbb englishh 0fbb y0urrxs shd r0tt nershxx.
 

erms, sorry, its second. pardon me for my mistake. oh, i love all ur posts ! (:
 

ahahah the second post is so damn retarded.

but its so scary, im scared.

most probably that ****tard is fugly. and assumes WAY too much.
 

twits if u don wannha read all this why u come here in e first place.. and stop typing liikeee thiiss.. hand got stroke ar.
 

MY GOSH! all the capital and small caps are giving me headaches!!! do you even know english??!!! it's agonising trying to make out what you people are writting!??!!!
 

The second post is stupid. Dont post if you dont like this website girl. And why do you type like that? Its like your not very educated with your vocab nor grammer. and whats up with the "history behind MOT" thing anyway? That is SO lame.
 

it's not even a history of MOT. rofl. i think that story she created just sounds so childish. it's not even the standard of a p1 kid's composition. the idea i condemn. the way she types.. i'll just.. pretend i understand.

really.. really. "uhhs , n0rr pr0blemm."
 

tong hua is quite a nice song the friendster n blog stuff very irritating.i know ppl like it but its too siao to put it evry where
 

"irawks"
JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A TWIT. stop trying to fend for ALL YE TWITS cause its not gonna work.
 

tong hua is fine to me. lol. but, its somehow rather irritating. and YAR. donnt typpe lyKk thiish nehhx. try pronouncing the words. you'll be tounge tied.
 

Tong Hua's fine for me too, in the first place.
But after being played in the TV, radio's for quite a number of time, oh my god. I'd hate this song.
And yet, what I couldn't understand is...why is Yue Ding that popular?
 

i agree with the the anon before me...

i have absolutely no idea why my sis likes Yue Ding that much... to me it is lame??

i use to think Tong Hua was ok but it had became too much after a while...
 

*clap*
 

what the..
so much retarded english.. from tonghua fans.
didnt go school learn english is it? or IQ too low to understand? want to annoy people?

tonghua is just a song.. if you like it so much you can boost it sales and buy lots of albums of it. don't have to post it everywhere.
 

headache. reading what the ah lians have typed is totally mind wrecking. where do i even start?
 

"ugliie freakk camryy : la0g0ngg! ii shh0 JEAL0USS! g0rttx shh0 MANYY pe0plee prettiierr denn miiee lehhs . deyy typpee shh0 ppr0 l0rshhx , ii shh0 jeal0uss ! la0g0ngg wachht sh0uldd wwe d0 ?"

what the hell???
hello madam, ENGLISH here. ENGLISH.
if you have no idea what that is, read your DICTIONARY.
 

I think people who are against irawks are hilarious.
 

Everytime I read whatever shit they were writing...lYkE dIsHh...is soo sickening. Makes me wanna go all suicidal and whacko. God! Maybe I should.
 

+hUiS |sHh a berii ni(e bl0ggg
I lUbB Itxx Berii muachhh..

mwuackkk
 

hush now, the infinite dharma sutra is here to make peace!!

you all should just live your own lives and be happy..keep your angst to yourself

nah, what am i talking abt??
continue please
 

This blog is amazing.
And twits fucking suck.
Fugly Bitches and gay fags.
 

i took like twice as long to read it as i would with a passage that is written in normal english AND is twice as long as that, for example, this passage. see, u twit, clean english! isn't it much better this way? oh by the way there is no such thing as ToNg hUaXx. when u get married something called bills and responsibilities spoils your ToNg HuAxX. relationships with no responsibilities would never last, so why bother about a happily ever after?
 

oh the it i was talking about in my previous comment refers to the second post dE nErHxX.
 

Why do people actually speak in twit? i don't think that's cute. Is it the latest fashion? Somemore some words are hard to read, you know? Anyway THIS BLOG ROCKS(: i'll add this to my favourites. ii hattee diishhx derhhs nehhxx .
 

hiies ~ everyone iish different so we shld learn to accpt diff pple in out community! :D haha okay i admit i cant do tt yet , totally. but can we not discriminate... or ...criticise "twits" cuz they are well. yea u can refer to this web for wht "twits" are. and anw defining "twits" is so stereotyping. just like all -censored- are cheena. i hate it when pple say tt. and its nt rly these pples fault for acting and typing like that . its cuz they nid some sense of security and want to sort of blend into whut they think is hip - acting cute. i mean isnt it easy . u just haf to widen ur eyes and look up into the cam ... hide those zits and snap . there ! everyone thinks ure chio. no one would notice the rest of ur face cuz the centre of attention is.. ur eyes. and then add some spoilt english cuz ure english is nt good ~ and then "waa this girl must be very popular in real life" oh pls .. but haf u ever thot these pple are those tht need .. well just NEED to act so tht they think they're IN. being accpted by the majority of youngsters(act kyutsypies) or at least tht place whre they study/ live. like peer pressure. LOL or mayb they haf a too big ego. im nt some phychologist so i shall shuddup now. in conclusion, donch discriminate until sho can ren canxXx. lyk dis lyk very der bad der leiis. nt onli annoying(which mots knw) but weak pple will get hurt. (u knw those big ego der wun get hurt la) i wann criie f4r thems liaoxXx. u knw those non-twits. twits say u !@#$%* <-bad , then how ? orh .. act cool .. pass comment off ... anw to u all twits no brain de ma so wtv dey say oso nvm. LOL then u all say der oso nvm waste saliva onli.
oh btw to those who dont like tonghua, its cuz ure jealous u cant be as successful as singers x) heh. heh. heh. if u wan criticise tong hua, go criticise every single song in the world. nth iish perfect xPP bleh u pple. and hors . those tt kip effing and eff eff-related words. go read ur dicktionary . n0rr such thang as f _ c k . wna buy a vowel? say twitters n0rr engleesh then eu` leiis. nt much better i tink. onli knw curse words. think very cool huh thse words. i telling euu . euu use dishhx kinda lang. onli sh0wXx euu all donch hafs go0d m0rals ah. mouth sh0 dirty go wash la ! wise ahma toking 'ere euu alL g0rtx lishEnn der mahs ! hoii . aiyah . u all too dumbo liaoxX don listen. haiis D:

p.s i don hate this blog . i mean if nt i wun be here f3. and those who tink i shldnt be writing this, read mots profile on the first page . they say we can say wtv we want and they can say wtv they want and you can say wtv you want. sh0 st0p ashking pple to scram (from de blog). and cant u see im nt saying anything rly rong to da core ? o.O oh ahma forgot u all don understand .

p.s.s i love my post its so long . waa i hand this up for english essay writing competition sure pwn x)
 

wwhatt derrx phucckks l0rrhs .. =(( all saee dishhx p0stt sux =(( ii lurbbbe dishhx p0st l0rhhs =(( aww.. ii learrn h0w to0hhx tiiype liddishhx becushxx 0f dishh bl0gger l0rhhs hEEeEs!~ =D MOT r0CKs =D bLeH~
 

irawks

st0pp typiinqq lykk tiis.y0ur eyee n0rrt pa1n ouur eyyes paiin lehhs.

please get a life.
 

"marshhx biiee 0nee fiine dayy"
i almost read it as "mash potato be one-ni fi-ne day..

irawks, dunchh yew noee t0ng hua sucks nor.

simply sucking.
and for goodness sake, dont spoil english language, unless yr mama n papa n all yr teechers in sch dont teach u english at all and u dont know what is english. thats why euu tyyppe liike thiishh n0rrs. bbudden h0rs, ahh, nvrm nvrm. go study yr DICTIONARY H0RS!

HOHOS x)
irawks IS A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN TWIT!

im not flaming singapore, i love singapore.

burt ii dislike irawks oni nia(:

dont try to act smart but in fact yr jus a dumb stupid irritating with teeny weeny fugly bugly bird brains. NO, should say that, u dont have a brain.

MOT, love ya blog! CAUSE I'M NOT A TWIT!(:
 

Haha. Yes. twits really have such small brains til only they can have the capibility to write such stupid and illegible english,OOPS. I mean singlish. haha.
 

lol.. i really havr fun reading your blog neh.. damn funny.. waste my time here reading and laughing. good blog XD
 

Actually, Tong Hua is not a bad song. Unlike a lot of songs (*cough* F.I.R *cough*), the lyrics actually make sense when you take it apart and look at them.

However, I can see your point. Quite a lot of Freindster Airheads use it on their Freindster "profile", thinking that it makes them look cute. However, this by no means makes the song a bad one. I mean, it's not like Jay Chou can tell all the RFGs to stop worshipping him can he?

I enjoyed the humour, but I would also appreciate it if you used your wonderful sense of sarcasm on more derserving songs, like say... one of S.H.E's or Jolin's.
 

only stupid people will disagree with this entry. =) and those people who replied in twix language, EUU SUXX. oh wells. i dont know twix language.
 

wwhatt derrx phucckks l0rrhs .. =(( all saee dishhx p0stt sux =(( ii lurbbbe dishhx p0st l0rhhs =(( aww.. ii learrn h0w to0hhx tiiype liddishhx becushxx 0f dishh bl0gger l0rhhs hEEeEs!~ =D MOT r0CKs =D bLeH~

so sarcastic lah.. hate this blog shoo lor
 

Quote :" ii-forgot-de-name-ii-use-on-MOT-oops said...

hiies ~ everyone iish different so we shld learn to accpt diff pple in out community! :D haha okay i admit i cant do tt yet , totally. but can we not discriminate... or ...criticise "twits" cuz they are well. yea u can refer to this web for wht "twits" are. and anw defining "twits" is so stereotyping. just like all -censored- are cheena. i hate it when pple say tt. and its nt rly these pples fault for acting and typing like that . its cuz they nid some sense of security and want to sort of blend into whut they think is hip - acting cute. i mean isnt it easy . u just haf to widen ur eyes and look up into the cam ... hide those zits and snap . there ! everyone thinks ure chio. no one would notice the rest of ur face cuz the centre of attention is.. ur eyes. and then add some spoilt english cuz ure english is nt good ~ and then "waa this girl must be very popular in real life" oh pls .. but haf u ever thot these pple are those tht need .. well just NEED to act so tht they think they're IN. being accpted by the majority of youngsters(act kyutsypies) or at least tht place whre they study/ live. like peer pressure. LOL or mayb they haf a too big ego. im nt some phychologist so i shall shuddup now. in conclusion, donch discriminate until sho can ren canxXx. lyk dis lyk very der bad der leiis. nt onli annoying(which mots knw) but weak pple will get hurt. (u knw those big ego der wun get hurt la) i wann criie f4r thems liaoxXx. u knw those non-twits. twits say u !@#$%* <-bad , then how ? orh .. act cool .. pass comment off ... anw to u all twits no brain de ma so wtv dey say oso nvm. LOL then u all say der oso nvm waste saliva onli.
oh btw to those who dont like tonghua, its cuz ure jealous u cant be as successful as singers x) heh. heh. heh. if u wan criticise tong hua, go criticise every single song in the world. nth iish perfect xPP bleh u pple. and hors . those tt kip effing and eff eff-related words. go read ur dicktionary . n0rr such thang as f _ c k . wna buy a vowel? say twitters n0rr engleesh then eu` leiis. nt much better i tink. onli knw curse words. think very cool huh thse words. i telling euu . euu use dishhx kinda lang. onli sh0wXx euu all donch hafs go0d m0rals ah. mouth sh0 dirty go wash la ! wise ahma toking 'ere euu alL g0rtx lishEnn der mahs ! hoii . aiyah . u all too dumbo liaoxX don listen. haiis D:

p.s i don hate this blog . i mean if nt i wun be here f3. and those who tink i shldnt be writing this, read mots profile on the first page . they say we can say wtv we want and they can say wtv they want and you can say wtv you want. sh0 st0p ashking pple to scram (from de blog). and cant u see im nt saying anything rly rong to da core ? o.O oh ahma forgot u all don understand .

p.s.s i love my post its so long . waa i hand this up for english essay writing competition sure pwn x) "

erm ,fuck off, go fuck your fucktard friends and please, after you're done, go kill yourself. no point living anymore you paththic mofo.
 

uer blog rocks
 

bimbos do the dumbest thing.. want to change the chinese song into english version.. still must be so ah lian-ish.
 

woah hey..
look at these posers.
trying to reason and side with ahlians.
i think they studied for nothing.
i abhor posers!
afterall, you're just another attention seeker.
 

[quote]hiies ~ everyone iish different so we shld learn to accpt diff pple in out community! :D haha okay i admit i cant do tt yet , totally. but can we not discriminate... or ...criticise "twits" cuz they are well. yea u can refer to this web for wht "twits" are. and anw defining "twits" is so stereotyping. just like all -censored- are cheena. i hate it when pple say tt. and its nt rly these pples fault for acting and typing like that . its cuz they nid some sense of security and want to sort of blend into whut they think is hip - acting cute. i mean isnt it easy . u just haf to widen ur eyes and look up into the cam ... hide those zits and snap . there ! everyone thinks ure chio. no one would notice the rest of ur face cuz the centre of attention is.. ur eyes. and then add some spoilt english cuz ure english is nt good ~ and then "waa this girl must be very popular in real life" oh pls .. but haf u ever thot these pple are those tht need .. well just NEED to act so tht they think they're IN. being accpted by the majority of youngsters(act kyutsypies) or at least tht place whre they study/ live. like peer pressure. LOL or mayb they haf a too big ego. im nt some phychologist so i shall shuddup now. in conclusion, donch discriminate until sho can ren canxXx. lyk dis lyk very der bad der leiis. nt onli annoying(which mots knw) but weak pple will get hurt. (u knw those big ego der wun get hurt la) i wann criie f4r thems liaoxXx. u knw those non-twits. twits say u !@#$%* <-bad , then how ? orh .. act cool .. pass comment off ... anw to u all twits no brain de ma so wtv dey say oso nvm. LOL then u all say der oso nvm waste saliva onli.
oh btw to those who dont like tonghua, its cuz ure jealous u cant be as successful as singers x) heh. heh. heh. if u wan criticise tong hua, go criticise every single song in the world. nth iish perfect xPP bleh u pple. and hors . those tt kip effing and eff eff-related words. go read ur dicktionary . n0rr such thang as f _ c k . wna buy a vowel? say twitters n0rr engleesh then eu` leiis. nt much better i tink. onli knw curse words. think very cool huh thse words. i telling euu . euu use dishhx kinda lang. onli sh0wXx euu all donch hafs go0d m0rals ah. mouth sh0 dirty go wash la ! wise ahma toking 'ere euu alL g0rtx lishEnn der mahs ! hoii . aiyah . u all too dumbo liaoxX don listen. haiis D:

p.s i don hate this blog . i mean if nt i wun be here f3. and those who tink i shldnt be writing this, read mots profile on the first page . they say we can say wtv we want and they can say wtv they want and you can say wtv you want. sh0 st0p ashking pple to scram (from de blog). and cant u see im nt saying anything rly rong to da core ? o.O oh ahma forgot u all don understand .

p.s.s i love my post its so long . waa i hand this up for english essay writing competition sure pwn x)[end of quote]

you know, you do understand you don't make sense. well, yes, you are right, we don't understand a single shit you were talking. oh yeah, that's right, you're talking bullshit. What sense of security to blend in to the social 'in-crowd'? FUCK YOU MORON, THAT'S BULLSHIT. You know, i realize you have typo sometimes and i forgive you. But i know 'farkk off worhx' is never a typo. It's just a sicko. And yes, I do notice the evil-ness of Museum of Twits and many of you cunts declare and objection. Trust me, ya'll can go on declaring all the way because MOT doesn't give a damn, seriously. Now, I am obviously looking for an explaination, why is it that you said your post would be called an essay. Oh yes, it will be. An essay written by a dumbfuck, filled with horrible english.

Peace.
 

[quote]t0nghuaa ishhx a niice s0ngg . andd , m0st 0rff duhhs giirlls euu call "twiits" aree chii0 l0rshhx . whyy didd euu startt dishhx bl0ggiie ?

marshhx biiee 0nee fiine dayy ,

ugliie freakk camryy : la0g0ngg! ii shh0 JEAL0USS! g0rttx shh0 MANYY pe0plee prettiierr denn miiee lehhs . deyy typpee shh0 ppr0 l0rshhx , ii shh0 jeal0uss ! la0g0ngg wachht sh0uldd wwe d0 ?

an0therr ugliiee geekk ppriinggs : uhhs , n0rr pr0blemm , wwe gg0 spreadd ddat deyy aree shh0 fuggliiee ! liidatt n0rr 0nee wiill lykk ddem denn fuggliiee pe0plee lykk us cann RULEE !

hahhs . MOT iishhx createdd lykk dishhx dershhx riite ? [end of quote]

your mock for camry and handsome pring is actually pretty lame, since i am SURE, that they won't even think about saying stuffs like that. plus, no one could possibly read your post pleasantly and DUH, it shows you can't type and your english simply sucks.

well then. if you're the post-and-run kid,then i'll say, good luck running asshole.
 

gosh, camry, i laughed my guts out [: to irawks : whyy iish eurr eg0 s0 biig w0rrx? euu rawk? iif euu rawk, ii rule the w0rld le w0rrx.
 

To the second post:

Twits are ugly. And I bet that person who wrote the second post is damn ugly too. I think it's the other way that the twits are so ugly, they become despo and start adding the 'i's and the fullstops and commas at unnecessary places to supposedly 'attract' people.

g0 andd diiee w0rrxx! *CHOKE*

Seriously, go and died.

How the hell did the innocent word 'must' become 'marshhx'?

English has been violated.

Go and die twits.

Oh, other than that, MOT rocks!(:
 

twits, go fucking kill yourself or i shall fucking hunt you down and chew off your fucking faces and rip out your fucking guts you pieces of shit.
English is not "LyKe DiShXzxzxz"
or whatever shit you fags write.
And you mother fucking idiots who fucking come to this fucking awesome blog to defend yourself, grow some fucking brains. No one will fucking say sorry you shit for brains motherfuckers. GO DROWN YOUR FUCKING SELF AND ANYONE WHOSE LIKE YOU BITCH!
 

Oh man the second post is fucking refuckingtarded! FUCK! FUCKING EGFNAKEGNSDRG! FUCK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ARHGh.
 

LOL 2ND POST IS TOTAL CRAP.
howw euu guyss tyype sh0 fasst derrh arrhs? iit tookk miie tiime tuu thiink h0w tuhh maake a w0rd euu n0ex.
haha sorry lah my twit-lang is not perfect. ;D

anyway , this kinda lang totally spoils ENGLISH. where has the originality of english gone to?
shortcuts like "u, gtg , stfu , lol , etc." are acceptable. but stuff lieekk thiishh arre n0rt acceptable ! _|_ you twits.

go home, cry to ur mama , tell her u need english tuition .
 

THIS IS HILARIOUS.
 

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