Thursday, September 01, 2005

*BEEP* tONghUaz

I seriously,
cannot
stand it
any longer.

: , //t0Ng hUaxXx// , : is irritating the *beep* out of me.

When the bloody song first came out, I already thought that its' lyrics were stupid. And guess what? Twits simply WORSHIP the song. And I mean WORSHIP.

During the period of time where tONgHuA was so damn beeping popular, just click on any twit's blog. You CONFIRM + 100% GUARANTEE CHOP can see that small stupid window saying "nI kU zHe dUi wOr sHu0 t0NgHuA lI d0u sHi pIaN ReN dErxXx" accompanied with many asteriks commas and fullstops which don't mean anything at all, and you must click OK so that the beeping thing would go away.


And apparently, friendster is not spared.






你哭著对我说 童话里都是骗人的 我不可能是你的王子
也许你不会懂 从你说爱我以后 我的天空 星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里 你爱的那个天使 张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里 幸福和快乐是结局

The 99% of the song revolves around that pathetic paragraph. 1% goes to the starting. Thats all. And when translated into eNgErIsh tWit language, the song goes like this... (You can even sing along to the tune alright :D)

eUu s0bxs0bx cUm tUu mIe, fARiEtaLes alL bLuFf pPl dErx, i cAnNoRt bE eUr pWiNce cHaRmiNg
mAbbie eUu wIlL nOrT kNow, aFtEr eUu sAy "eU LuRbE mIe" sTaRs iN mUa sKy aLl sTaRt tO lIgHt Up
i wAn cHaNge tU fAriEtaLe, dEr aNgeL tAt eUu lUrBe aNd oPeN hAnDs bEcUm wIngs bIg bIg cAn pRotEct eUu
eU mUz bElieb, bElieb wE wiLl bE lIKe iN d0Se kAwAii fARiEtaLe, lIvE haPpiLy eBeR aFtEr~!

- - - I know you people need explanation.

A bimbo whines because a guy is not charming enough to be her prince. The world is such a sad place because ugly people *coughTWITScough* still have such thick skins to even ask for good looking guys.

The writer of this song, is a bloody himbo. Who else's sky and stars lit up just because a bimbo says "I LuRbE eUu" to him? His dick most probably lit up too. Ugrh.

Error in song lyrics! Bimbos don't love angels! They love himbos! Even if you became an angel with big wings. You'll most probably die within 5minutes after your transformation, because Pest control would think that you have mutated into some uber ugly crow.

Shut up. Bimbos don't live happily after with Uber Ugly Mutated Crows. They only lUrBe himbos. HIMBOS. (Bengs la, Act Japs *osgosgosg* la, you know I know la) And since when twit's live happily ever after in fairytales? They lay still in coffins forever and the world lives happily ever after.

Everyone must have heard of fairytales, when they were adorable kids. They were told by our dear parents so as to put us to sleep. They were told by teachers so that we would take interest in reading. Disney has made fairytales into animations as to entertain the younger generations.

But by doing so, Disney have editted the real fairytales a little here and a little there. So much that almost the whole story changed. This has really nothing got to do with twits, but I still shall show you some of the original stories.

Little Red Cap - now known as Little Red Ridinghood
Little Snow white - now known as Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs
Cinderella
Rapunzel

Fairy Tale, from the dictionary, turns out to be
1: a story about fairies; told to amuse children
2: an interesting but highly implausible story; often told as an excuse

Those stories weren't even about fairies! Alright but they are interesting to me when I was a kid.

But they aren't fucking real. So why do TWITS get googoogahgah over fairytales and actually dream and hope to meet their 0h-sh0-sHuai-w0r prince charming!?

And this t0nghUa song has to be written and sang to boost their ego which is already bigger than an elephant's balls.

Fairy Tales are innocent. t0nghUaz is NOT.

Conclusion : *beep* t0NghUaz :D

Comments:
you rock
 
t0nghuaa ishhx a niice s0ngg . andd , m0st 0rff duhhs giirlls euu call "twiits" aree chii0 l0rshhx . whyy didd euu startt dishhx bl0ggiie ?

marshhx biiee 0nee fiine dayy ,

ugliie freakk camryy : la0g0ngg! ii shh0 JEAL0USS! g0rttx shh0 MANYY pe0plee prettiierr denn miiee lehhs . deyy typpee shh0 ppr0 l0rshhx , ii shh0 jeal0uss ! la0g0ngg wachht sh0uldd wwe d0 ?

an0therr ugliiee geekk ppriinggs : uhhs , n0rr pr0blemm , wwe gg0 spreadd ddat deyy aree shh0 fuggliiee ! liidatt n0rr 0nee wiill lykk ddem denn fuggliiee pe0plee lykk us cann RULEE !

hahhs . MOT iishhx createdd lykk dishhx dershhx riite ?
 
the comment on the first one sucks. (: c'mon get a life. st0p typingg urr englishhx like thadhtt narrshx. thishh kindd 0fbb englishh 0fbb y0urrxs shd r0tt nershxx.
 
erms, sorry, its second. pardon me for my mistake. oh, i love all ur posts ! (:
 
ahahah the second post is so damn retarded.

but its so scary, im scared.

most probably that ****tard is fugly. and assumes WAY too much.
 
twits if u don wannha read all this why u come here in e first place.. and stop typing liikeee thiiss.. hand got stroke ar.
 
MY GOSH! all the capital and small caps are giving me headaches!!! do you even know english??!!! it's agonising trying to make out what you people are writting!??!!!
 
The second post is stupid. Dont post if you dont like this website girl. And why do you type like that? Its like your not very educated with your vocab nor grammer. and whats up with the "history behind MOT" thing anyway? That is SO lame.
 
it's not even a history of MOT. rofl. i think that story she created just sounds so childish. it's not even the standard of a p1 kid's composition. the idea i condemn. the way she types.. i'll just.. pretend i understand.

really.. really. "uhhs , n0rr pr0blemm."
 
tong hua is quite a nice song the friendster n blog stuff very irritating.i know ppl like it but its too siao to put it evry where
 
"irawks"
JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A TWIT. stop trying to fend for ALL YE TWITS cause its not gonna work.
 
tong hua is fine to me. lol. but, its somehow rather irritating. and YAR. donnt typpe lyKk thiish nehhx. try pronouncing the words. you'll be tounge tied.
 
Tong Hua's fine for me too, in the first place.
But after being played in the TV, radio's for quite a number of time, oh my god. I'd hate this song.
And yet, what I couldn't understand is...why is Yue Ding that popular?
 
i agree with the the anon before me...

i have absolutely no idea why my sis likes Yue Ding that much... to me it is lame??

i use to think Tong Hua was ok but it had became too much after a while...
 
*clap*
 
what the..
so much retarded english.. from tonghua fans.
didnt go school learn english is it? or IQ too low to understand? want to annoy people?

tonghua is just a song.. if you like it so much you can boost it sales and buy lots of albums of it. don't have to post it everywhere.
 
headache. reading what the ah lians have typed is totally mind wrecking. where do i even start?
 
"ugliie freakk camryy : la0g0ngg! ii shh0 JEAL0USS! g0rttx shh0 MANYY pe0plee prettiierr denn miiee lehhs . deyy typpee shh0 ppr0 l0rshhx , ii shh0 jeal0uss ! la0g0ngg wachht sh0uldd wwe d0 ?"

what the hell???
hello madam, ENGLISH here. ENGLISH.
if you have no idea what that is, read your DICTIONARY.
 
I think people who are against irawks are hilarious.
 
Everytime I read whatever shit they were writing...lYkE dIsHh...is soo sickening. Makes me wanna go all suicidal and whacko. God! Maybe I should.
 
+hUiS |sHh a berii ni(e bl0ggg
I lUbB Itxx Berii muachhh..

mwuackkk
 
hush now, the infinite dharma sutra is here to make peace!!

you all should just live your own lives and be happy..keep your angst to yourself

nah, what am i talking abt??
continue please
 
This blog is amazing.
And twits fucking suck.
Fugly Bitches and gay fags.
 
i took like twice as long to read it as i would with a passage that is written in normal english AND is twice as long as that, for example, this passage. see, u twit, clean english! isn't it much better this way? oh by the way there is no such thing as ToNg hUaXx. when u get married something called bills and responsibilities spoils your ToNg HuAxX. relationships with no responsibilities would never last, so why bother about a happily ever after?
 
oh the it i was talking about in my previous comment refers to the second post dE nErHxX.
 
Why do people actually speak in twit? i don't think that's cute. Is it the latest fashion? Somemore some words are hard to read, you know? Anyway THIS BLOG ROCKS(: i'll add this to my favourites. ii hattee diishhx derhhs nehhxx .
 
I was searching blogs,and I found yours.Please,
accept my congratulations for your excellent work!
If you have a moment, please visit my eminem music lyrics site.
Have a good day!
 
hiies ~ everyone iish different so we shld learn to accpt diff pple in out community! :D haha okay i admit i cant do tt yet , totally. but can we not discriminate... or ...criticise "twits" cuz they are well. yea u can refer to this web for wht "twits" are. and anw defining "twits" is so stereotyping. just like all -censored- are cheena. i hate it when pple say tt. and its nt rly these pples fault for acting and typing like that . its cuz they nid some sense of security and want to sort of blend into whut they think is hip - acting cute. i mean isnt it easy . u just haf to widen ur eyes and look up into the cam ... hide those zits and snap . there ! everyone thinks ure chio. no one would notice the rest of ur face cuz the centre of attention is.. ur eyes. and then add some spoilt english cuz ure english is nt good ~ and then "waa this girl must be very popular in real life" oh pls .. but haf u ever thot these pple are those tht need .. well just NEED to act so tht they think they're IN. being accpted by the majority of youngsters(act kyutsypies) or at least tht place whre they study/ live. like peer pressure. LOL or mayb they haf a too big ego. im nt some phychologist so i shall shuddup now. in conclusion, donch discriminate until sho can ren canxXx. lyk dis lyk very der bad der leiis. nt onli annoying(which mots knw) but weak pple will get hurt. (u knw those big ego der wun get hurt la) i wann criie f4r thems liaoxXx. u knw those non-twits. twits say u !@#$%* <-bad , then how ? orh .. act cool .. pass comment off ... anw to u all twits no brain de ma so wtv dey say oso nvm. LOL then u all say der oso nvm waste saliva onli.
oh btw to those who dont like tonghua, its cuz ure jealous u cant be as successful as singers x) heh. heh. heh. if u wan criticise tong hua, go criticise every single song in the world. nth iish perfect xPP bleh u pple. and hors . those tt kip effing and eff eff-related words. go read ur dicktionary . n0rr such thang as f _ c k . wna buy a vowel? say twitters n0rr engleesh then eu` leiis. nt much better i tink. onli knw curse words. think very cool huh thse words. i telling euu . euu use dishhx kinda lang. onli sh0wXx euu all donch hafs go0d m0rals ah. mouth sh0 dirty go wash la ! wise ahma toking 'ere euu alL g0rtx lishEnn der mahs ! hoii . aiyah . u all too dumbo liaoxX don listen. haiis D:

p.s i don hate this blog . i mean if nt i wun be here f3. and those who tink i shldnt be writing this, read mots profile on the first page . they say we can say wtv we want and they can say wtv they want and you can say wtv you want. sh0 st0p ashking pple to scram (from de blog). and cant u see im nt saying anything rly rong to da core ? o.O oh ahma forgot u all don understand .

p.s.s i love my post its so long . waa i hand this up for english essay writing competition sure pwn x)
 
wwhatt derrx phucckks l0rrhs .. =(( all saee dishhx p0stt sux =(( ii lurbbbe dishhx p0st l0rhhs =(( aww.. ii learrn h0w to0hhx tiiype liddishhx becushxx 0f dishh bl0gger l0rhhs hEEeEs!~ =D MOT r0CKs =D bLeH~
 
irawks

st0pp typiinqq lykk tiis.y0ur eyee n0rrt pa1n ouur eyyes paiin lehhs.

please get a life.
 
"marshhx biiee 0nee fiine dayy"
i almost read it as "mash potato be one-ni fi-ne day..

irawks, dunchh yew noee t0ng hua sucks nor.

simply sucking.
and for goodness sake, dont spoil english language, unless yr mama n papa n all yr teechers in sch dont teach u english at all and u dont know what is english. thats why euu tyyppe liike thiishh n0rrs. bbudden h0rs, ahh, nvrm nvrm. go study yr DICTIONARY H0RS!

HOHOS x)
irawks IS A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN TWIT!

im not flaming singapore, i love singapore.

burt ii dislike irawks oni nia(:

dont try to act smart but in fact yr jus a dumb stupid irritating with teeny weeny fugly bugly bird brains. NO, should say that, u dont have a brain.

MOT, love ya blog! CAUSE I'M NOT A TWIT!(:
 
Haha. Yes. twits really have such small brains til only they can have the capibility to write such stupid and illegible english,OOPS. I mean singlish. haha.
 
lol.. i really havr fun reading your blog neh.. damn funny.. waste my time here reading and laughing. good blog XD
 
Actually, Tong Hua is not a bad song. Unlike a lot of songs (*cough* F.I.R *cough*), the lyrics actually make sense when you take it apart and look at them.

However, I can see your point. Quite a lot of Freindster Airheads use it on their Freindster "profile", thinking that it makes them look cute. However, this by no means makes the song a bad one. I mean, it's not like Jay Chou can tell all the RFGs to stop worshipping him can he?

I enjoyed the humour, but I would also appreciate it if you used your wonderful sense of sarcasm on more derserving songs, like say... one of S.H.E's or Jolin's.
 
only stupid people will disagree with this entry. =) and those people who replied in twix language, EUU SUXX. oh wells. i dont know twix language.
 
wwhatt derrx phucckks l0rrhs .. =(( all saee dishhx p0stt sux =(( ii lurbbbe dishhx p0st l0rhhs =(( aww.. ii learrn h0w to0hhx tiiype liddishhx becushxx 0f dishh bl0gger l0rhhs hEEeEs!~ =D MOT r0CKs =D bLeH~

so sarcastic lah.. hate this blog shoo lor
 
Quote :" ii-forgot-de-name-ii-use-on-MOT-oops said...

hiies ~ everyone iish different so we shld learn to accpt diff pple in out community! :D haha okay i admit i cant do tt yet , totally. but can we not discriminate... or ...criticise "twits" cuz they are well. yea u can refer to this web for wht "twits" are. and anw defining "twits" is so stereotyping. just like all -censored- are cheena. i hate it when pple say tt. and its nt rly these pples fault for acting and typing like that . its cuz they nid some sense of security and want to sort of blend into whut they think is hip - acting cute. i mean isnt it easy . u just haf to widen ur eyes and look up into the cam ... hide those zits and snap . there ! everyone thinks ure chio. no one would notice the rest of ur face cuz the centre of attention is.. ur eyes. and then add some spoilt english cuz ure english is nt good ~ and then "waa this girl must be very popular in real life" oh pls .. but haf u ever thot these pple are those tht need .. well just NEED to act so tht they think they're IN. being accpted by the majority of youngsters(act kyutsypies) or at least tht place whre they study/ live. like peer pressure. LOL or mayb they haf a too big ego. im nt some phychologist so i shall shuddup now. in conclusion, donch discriminate until sho can ren canxXx. lyk dis lyk very der bad der leiis. nt onli annoying(which mots knw) but weak pple will get hurt. (u knw those big ego der wun get hurt la) i wann criie f4r thems liaoxXx. u knw those non-twits. twits say u !@#$%* <-bad , then how ? orh .. act cool .. pass comment off ... anw to u all twits no brain de ma so wtv dey say oso nvm. LOL then u all say der oso nvm waste saliva onli.
oh btw to those who dont like tonghua, its cuz ure jealous u cant be as successful as singers x) heh. heh. heh. if u wan criticise tong hua, go criticise every single song in the world. nth iish perfect xPP bleh u pple. and hors . those tt kip effing and eff eff-related words. go read ur dicktionary . n0rr such thang as f _ c k . wna buy a vowel? say twitters n0rr engleesh then eu` leiis. nt much better i tink. onli knw curse words. think very cool huh thse words. i telling euu . euu use dishhx kinda lang. onli sh0wXx euu all donch hafs go0d m0rals ah. mouth sh0 dirty go wash la ! wise ahma toking 'ere euu alL g0rtx lishEnn der mahs ! hoii . aiyah . u all too dumbo liaoxX don listen. haiis D:

p.s i don hate this blog . i mean if nt i wun be here f3. and those who tink i shldnt be writing this, read mots profile on the first page . they say we can say wtv we want and they can say wtv they want and you can say wtv you want. sh0 st0p ashking pple to scram (from de blog). and cant u see im nt saying anything rly rong to da core ? o.O oh ahma forgot u all don understand .

p.s.s i love my post its so long . waa i hand this up for english essay writing competition sure pwn x) "

erm ,fuck off, go fuck your fucktard friends and please, after you're done, go kill yourself. no point living anymore you paththic mofo.
 
uer blog rocks
 
bimbos do the dumbest thing.. want to change the chinese song into english version.. still must be so ah lian-ish.
 
woah hey..
look at these posers.
trying to reason and side with ahlians.
i think they studied for nothing.
i abhor posers!
afterall, you're just another attention seeker.
 
[quote]hiies ~ everyone iish different so we shld learn to accpt diff pple in out community! :D haha okay i admit i cant do tt yet , totally. but can we not discriminate... or ...criticise "twits" cuz they are well. yea u can refer to this web for wht "twits" are. and anw defining "twits" is so stereotyping. just like all -censored- are cheena. i hate it when pple say tt. and its nt rly these pples fault for acting and typing like that . its cuz they nid some sense of security and want to sort of blend into whut they think is hip - acting cute. i mean isnt it easy . u just haf to widen ur eyes and look up into the cam ... hide those zits and snap . there ! everyone thinks ure chio. no one would notice the rest of ur face cuz the centre of attention is.. ur eyes. and then add some spoilt english cuz ure english is nt good ~ and then "waa this girl must be very popular in real life" oh pls .. but haf u ever thot these pple are those tht need .. well just NEED to act so tht they think they're IN. being accpted by the majority of youngsters(act kyutsypies) or at least tht place whre they study/ live. like peer pressure. LOL or mayb they haf a too big ego. im nt some phychologist so i shall shuddup now. in conclusion, donch discriminate until sho can ren canxXx. lyk dis lyk very der bad der leiis. nt onli annoying(which mots knw) but weak pple will get hurt. (u knw those big ego der wun get hurt la) i wann criie f4r thems liaoxXx. u knw those non-twits. twits say u !@#$%* <-bad , then how ? orh .. act cool .. pass comment off ... anw to u all twits no brain de ma so wtv dey say oso nvm. LOL then u all say der oso nvm waste saliva onli.
oh btw to those who dont like tonghua, its cuz ure jealous u cant be as successful as singers x) heh. heh. heh. if u wan criticise tong hua, go criticise every single song in the world. nth iish perfect xPP bleh u pple. and hors . those tt kip effing and eff eff-related words. go read ur dicktionary . n0rr such thang as f _ c k . wna buy a vowel? say twitters n0rr engleesh then eu` leiis. nt much better i tink. onli knw curse words. think very cool huh thse words. i telling euu . euu use dishhx kinda lang. onli sh0wXx euu all donch hafs go0d m0rals ah. mouth sh0 dirty go wash la ! wise ahma toking 'ere euu alL g0rtx lishEnn der mahs ! hoii . aiyah . u all too dumbo liaoxX don listen. haiis D:

p.s i don hate this blog . i mean if nt i wun be here f3. and those who tink i shldnt be writing this, read mots profile on the first page . they say we can say wtv we want and they can say wtv they want and you can say wtv you want. sh0 st0p ashking pple to scram (from de blog). and cant u see im nt saying anything rly rong to da core ? o.O oh ahma forgot u all don understand .

p.s.s i love my post its so long . waa i hand this up for english essay writing competition sure pwn x)[end of quote]

you know, you do understand you don't make sense. well, yes, you are right, we don't understand a single shit you were talking. oh yeah, that's right, you're talking bullshit. What sense of security to blend in to the social 'in-crowd'? FUCK YOU MORON, THAT'S BULLSHIT. You know, i realize you have typo sometimes and i forgive you. But i know 'farkk off worhx' is never a typo. It's just a sicko. And yes, I do notice the evil-ness of Museum of Twits and many of you cunts declare and objection. Trust me, ya'll can go on declaring all the way because MOT doesn't give a damn, seriously. Now, I am obviously looking for an explaination, why is it that you said your post would be called an essay. Oh yes, it will be. An essay written by a dumbfuck, filled with horrible english.

Peace.
 
[quote]t0nghuaa ishhx a niice s0ngg . andd , m0st 0rff duhhs giirlls euu call "twiits" aree chii0 l0rshhx . whyy didd euu startt dishhx bl0ggiie ?

marshhx biiee 0nee fiine dayy ,

ugliie freakk camryy : la0g0ngg! ii shh0 JEAL0USS! g0rttx shh0 MANYY pe0plee prettiierr denn miiee lehhs . deyy typpee shh0 ppr0 l0rshhx , ii shh0 jeal0uss ! la0g0ngg wachht sh0uldd wwe d0 ?

an0therr ugliiee geekk ppriinggs : uhhs , n0rr pr0blemm , wwe gg0 spreadd ddat deyy aree shh0 fuggliiee ! liidatt n0rr 0nee wiill lykk ddem denn fuggliiee pe0plee lykk us cann RULEE !

hahhs . MOT iishhx createdd lykk dishhx dershhx riite ? [end of quote]

your mock for camry and handsome pring is actually pretty lame, since i am SURE, that they won't even think about saying stuffs like that. plus, no one could possibly read your post pleasantly and DUH, it shows you can't type and your english simply sucks.

well then. if you're the post-and-run kid,then i'll say, good luck running asshole.
 
gosh, camry, i laughed my guts out [: to irawks : whyy iish eurr eg0 s0 biig w0rrx? euu rawk? iif euu rawk, ii rule the w0rld le w0rrx.
 
To the second post:

Twits are ugly. And I bet that person who wrote the second post is damn ugly too. I think it's the other way that the twits are so ugly, they become despo and start adding the 'i's and the fullstops and commas at unnecessary places to supposedly 'attract' people.

g0 andd diiee w0rrxx! *CHOKE*

Seriously, go and died.

How the hell did the innocent word 'must' become 'marshhx'?

English has been violated.

Go and die twits.

Oh, other than that, MOT rocks!(:
 
twits, go fucking kill yourself or i shall fucking hunt you down and chew off your fucking faces and rip out your fucking guts you pieces of shit.
English is not "LyKe DiShXzxzxz"
or whatever shit you fags write.
And you mother fucking idiots who fucking come to this fucking awesome blog to defend yourself, grow some fucking brains. No one will fucking say sorry you shit for brains motherfuckers. GO DROWN YOUR FUCKING SELF AND ANYONE WHOSE LIKE YOU BITCH!
 
Oh man the second post is fucking refuckingtarded! FUCK! FUCKING EGFNAKEGNSDRG! FUCK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ARHGh.
 
LOL 2ND POST IS TOTAL CRAP.
howw euu guyss tyype sh0 fasst derrh arrhs? iit tookk miie tiime tuu thiink h0w tuhh maake a w0rd euu n0ex.
haha sorry lah my twit-lang is not perfect. ;D

anyway , this kinda lang totally spoils ENGLISH. where has the originality of english gone to?
shortcuts like "u, gtg , stfu , lol , etc." are acceptable. but stuff lieekk thiishh arre n0rt acceptable ! _|_ you twits.

go home, cry to ur mama , tell her u need english tuition .
 
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