Saturday, July 30, 2005
Screw Ruhua, this is the new sex.
This boy is no ordinary being. In fact, he's top in MOT reader's demands. He is either a female twit or a gay twit. I can't decide, seriously. I wished I could type properly, but his face is seriously SCARING THE FUCK OUT OF ME. Why don't I let the picture speak a 1000 words instead. I present you, ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL.
But please bear in mind we don't hold responsiblility if your penis decided to massive shrink itself.
I know, wtf. The way his many faces are staring at us, he seems like he's having sexual desire for you MOT readers out there. I always cringe when I see girls so self obsess with themselves, holding their handphone up high and snapping away with their annabel chong poses, but when a guy does exactly all that..
I seriously feel like chopping off my penis.
Coincidentally, this guy seems to be the perfect example for my theory on the MSpainters. What are MSpainters, you ask? Well, its basically xiaxue's photoshopping brought to a new low. How low? Very low. (Yak yak)
Twits whose mentality can't withstand even the simplest re-sizing of photos in Adobe Photoshop, naturally seek comfort in something far more idiot proof, and in this case - MS Paint. Imagine all the functions MS Paint has in store for them, all the so called "photoshopping" they can do. Most importantly, ALL THE AMAZINGLY PRETTY PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES THEY CAN PUT ON FRIENDSTER AND CLAIM PHOTOSHOPPED!
Once again, let our dear ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL do the talking, and once again, we aren't held responsible for anything at all.
Does painting your nails black and looking a little sluttish in this picture makes you punk? Hell no. Quantum blast? I wished I could quantum blast your face, whatever that is.
Aww, this melted my heart, literally. The angel crown, however doesn't seem very proportionate to the big bush of pubic up on your head that you call hair.
Huh you bet you boring son of a bitch. What's so wrong about this picture? Let me tell you. You're trying to pull off the typical Nicholas Tze pose but it went wrong cause 1) You fucking exposed your white thigh with that shorts of yours. 2) Hello? Giordano T-shirt? I thought they were banned for ages 8-40. 3) Your nose is so fucking big even though you try to cover your face with your hand it still pops out. Since it didn't turn out cool, it became your boring face, againg.
OH BROTHER. I bet you smile 24/7 so you can train yourself to be sUnshInE bOi bOixx. That pose is so motherfucking stupid. I don't mean to swear here, but that's the only thing to stop me from banging my head against the wall. Do note that I'm risking my life to do this entry, so please don't come with comments "ii d0n'tt thinkk hee g0rtt pr0b wwaat. eeuu r thhe onee l0rxx! knnBccb!". I think I'll just jump off.
''''' ; ; ; YoUnG bOy - - -> firstname.lastname@example.org
This is actually moderately ok, compared to all the other pictures of him. No wait, who am I kidding. His pictures are killing me slowly. His MSpainting is starting to bore me. Its always "Wei" and his email and that frowning forehead sign. Oh wait, he also likes to draw two whiskers on his cheek. I wonder what's his point.
For once, he is in outside clothes. Oh wait, I forgot. Many twits like to doll up at home and start cam whoring like they do hang out and they have a life. Well, he should fucking go CUT THE DAMN HAIR. It looks like its going to run away from his head any moment. The angel's halo is back, and can anyone explain to me what is youngster? Young Friendster? Growing Fatter? Teach me, quick.
And that is the life of our dearest ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL. Oh wait, I haven't even started on his profile. Let's take a look at his favourites, shall we?
Hobbies and Interests:PLayINg bASkeT balL ( noT At All ), SLeePInG ( ThE bEsT ), WatCHIng tV ( alWaYs ), BoWLInG, ReADINg cOmicZ ( aLwayZ ), pLaYiNg gAmE
Well, sleeping is your favourite hobby? Looking at you, that isn't hard to imagine. And if you don't like something, don't bother putting (noT At All), just don't put LAH. Fuck, I nearly thought you were a bball boy.
Favorite Books:foRevA doRaeMon'z cOmIcS' cOnan ToO '
Forever doraemon? Are you going to be reading doraemon comics when you're old and infertile?
Favorite Movies:tHe DaY aftEr ToMoRoW...mY NeW ToP chArT mOviE- - -> FanTaStIC fOuR
Oh wow, now you even have a NeW ToP chArT mOviE! Can I have a look at it?
Favorite Music:pOp, R n' B, hOuSe MuSiC, rOck (not aT All_)
The (not aT All) thing again. Obviously you don't listen to rock. I can't even imagine you moshing in a moshpit. Pop is too overrated. By saying pop, I assume you mean Cyndi Wang, 5566 and 183 Club? No, I'm quite deadly sure.
Favorite TV Shows:FeAR FAcToR''''''FriEnDS'''''eXtraVagaNzA' ' cEriWiZ"" wIlD On' BincAnG bInTAnG .............
WTF IS wIlD On BincAnG bInTAnG? Forgive me, for I'm not a loyal supporter of Suria since I don't understand it. Reading your friendster profile is fear factor itself already.
Oh god, and we're not even at the About Me yet. I.. must.. perservere.....
Good luck reading on, you'll need it.- -Fisickly n' Myself //>Chinese Name - Jao Liang Wei//>Age - -
15//>Height - - 170 ( not sure )//>Weight - - 62 kg ( not sure
)//>D.O.B - - 27 June 1990//>P.O.B - - Jakarta//>Chinese Horoscope - -
- -Hobbiez//>Sleeping iz my no. 1 HobbY //>Playing Game iz my no. 2
Hobby//>Playing Basketball//>Reading Bookz especialy Comicz//>Sometime
Playing Billiard//>Playing Bowling//>Hang Out With My
Friends//>Watching Tv//>Shoppink ( sometime ) //>Tacking
Picture//>Chating //>Browsing Internet//>Collecting Action
Hmm, don't you think you could have SAID ALL THIS IN YOUR INTERESTS AND HOBBIES ALREADY. Please, if you want your profile to be long and make yourself a nuisance, at least think of something that requires some brainpower.
- - Loves//>My Parentz//>My Familyz//>My Friendz//>My Bed
Room//>My Bed itz My Paradise//>My House//>My Mobile Phone//>My
Discman//>My Wallet //>All of My Action Figure n' mY hatZ
What's up with your love affair with your bed? And if I had a discman in this era and I actually flaunt it, I might as well go end my life now.
- - Favorite//>Surf Brand - Billabong, Quicksilver ( the best ), No Fear, Rip
Pardon me if I'm suaku, but is No Fear a surfing brand? And even if it is, FYI: Its sold in all pasar malams islandwide. Sorry, but I hate surf brands.
Who I Want to Meet:
mY fIrSt UntIl fIfTh fUllEd
mUst bE FriEnDlY, fUnnY,
wAnt a Be mY FrIen
don"T AsK mE 2 AdD YoU
cOz i wOn'T rePlaY It
iF you waNt aDd bY yoUrSElF
sEnD mSg :oNly 4 ppL whO waNt a bE mY frEn
sO aDd mE at mY fIfTH aCc
mY 5th acc - - ->' wEi'FiVe'(fUlL)
??//:::' email@example.com '(fUlL)
??//:::' firstname.lastname@example.org '(fUlL)
??//:::' email@example.com '(fUlL)
??//:::' firstname.lastname@example.org '(fUlL)
??//:::' email@example.com '(fUlL)
aDd mY LaTesT aCc
i'M wAiTInG 2 AlL oF YoU wHo wAnT a bE FRiEnD
Right, so to be your friend, I must be friendly, funny and want to be your friend. And if we beg you to add us, you won't replay it. I'm fine with that. Lelong ah Lelong. Who want to be his friend?
Pardon me if it's messy, since its my first time writing this so I'm rather confused, but I hope this made you smile, in a way. Seriously, his friendster disgusts me. Its an obvious act of desperation, adding anonymous peole to look as if he has lots of friends. Go add him now! Fill up his sixth account and wiggle your butt.
There you go, a whole detailed report on Jao Liang Wei, aka ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL.
OH NO WAIT. I fucking missed out something big. If you're ever deciding on cutting your hair mohawk style, maybe you should reconsider. Why? Well..
wow .. nice fucking mohawk hairstyle ... beckham ... look at ur stupid fan doing ur hair ... beckham , dun be embarrassed ,,, it juz a stupid wild boar imposing as u ... with tat bushy hair .. juz like his bushy lan jiao hair!!!!!!!!!!
seriously , i tink his penis hair or armpit hair would defintely look nicer than his mother fucking MOHAWK cock hair!
firstly .. i bet my little dicky is looks nicer than ur shit nose! ...
wat youngster .?? .. may i noe wat the fuck is tat ?? ...
look at his legs .. u noe wat it reminds me of ? ... it reminds me of pig trotter soup!!!
he play basketball , or is he a basketball??
well .. we know u slp a lot .. look at ur stupid size dumbass!!!
wow .. fantastic four .. icic .. the fantastic four r : ur pig trotter , ur big nose , ur cocky hair , n ur stupid basketball body!!!
u listen to house , do u noe wat is house ? ... it is not the jungle u r living in!
u watch fear factor ?? .. or is it fear factor watch u?
u play billard ?? .. or do u slp on the billard table stupid fucka!
CCB ... u embarrased surfers like me .. ccb ... u got no FUCKING RIGHTS to like surf brands CCB ... knn .. u wan to surf ? .. or shd i surf ur dick on ur face!
lastly .. hu add u r dumb shit .. cos i bet a million dollars tat u r the one hu goes rnd adding ppl n rather than ppl addin u dumb face!
geez. i do wonder if he really weighs 62kg and is @ a height of 170cm. cuz, just from the looks of his face, it's obvious he's way WAY obese. well, bear in mind that i am a person who is very CONSCIOUS of weights.
look at the tiny eyes and the impervious lips. i'd bet he won't be able to visualize what i can actually see.. MUAHAHA.
and let me guess, does anonymous have a mowhawk?
btw ish quite funny
but actually i realii damn fcuking agree wit u ppl la.. he gt a non fresh pig legs la.. even if there issh no more fresh pig legs.. his leg can replace those tt issh fresh.. but when e pig trotter soup issh out 2 serve ppl... u'll feel tt there issh a big big diff lorx.. fresh pig trotter soup normally taste juicy n nice.. but when non fresh pig trotter serve 2 ppl.. u'll feel tt it taste sour n bitter.. lolx.. coz it's overdue 1 ... onli cheap ppl will use tt 4 pig trotter soup.. sry there's no offend..
hmmm.. another thing issh tt.. he cannt b a bball... e net doesnt fit him.. where 2 find a net tt issh his size ?? hahax.. sryy 4 being so straiight 4ward.. but i lyk it... haha.. =x
oh ya.. he cannt slp on e billard table.. coz i thiink tt e table issh 2 small 4 e size of his... so warning 4 e guy of e foto.. dun ever slp of e billard table.. incase it collaspe.. n u haf 2 payy.. coz ur face tells me tt u dun hab moneyy... even if u go sell ur butt also wun worth much.. so pls take moii adviice.. hahax.. sowwie... lolx...
i like the move it move it..
u like the move it move it..
but 4 e guy of e foto.. pls dun move 2 much.. cozz i can feel tt e earth issh shakiing...
OH LORD... HLP !!!
here it goes .. he is trying to say
"oh mann ... my lan jiao is gone .. i have no lan jiao .. my days r numbered ... girls out there .. please entertain me by adding me .. look at my stupid face .. add me as a sign of sympathy will u??? "
WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!
Sorry, catch no bloody ball.
thank god we lk way better... hehehehe....
his moehawk !
use broom stick pluck out de top
den paste on his head !
damn funny dis guy..
see his nose like..
a over rotted fcuking piece of fishball painted in pink ~
how de fcuk did he get 5 accts full..
if he plays bball den hes de fcuking ball !
I think he hav spoilt his hair with too much hairwax! Thats why it seems so bushy jus like pubic hair, haiyo...
Lastly the photos,... erm i doubt the camera he used is workin now, cos the lens will certainly CRACK!! =D
but imagine if he reads this.. hes gonna cry in hs bed everynite.. i think SLEEP also cannot sleep ah.. lol
amen! pls get rid of this i.d.i.o.t .. may i know, did ur mum regret giving birth u out.
happy staying in singapore my idol!
even though the fact i laughed the shit off.
....and i thought guys in my sch were bad.
knn.. i tink he ownself cre8 ownself add.. fat ass. at hm nth do..
The mohawk hair style really cracked me up. Omg. He's a freakin' despot who probably goes around adding 'chio bus' but makes himself sound like a hot beng and every girl wants a piece of him.
Oh for the sake of mankind, PLEASE STOP taking those fugly photos of yourself. They're killing me.
But its pretty good entertainment though.
PLEASE SHAVE OFF YOUR FUCKING BUSH OF HAIR ON THE TOP OF YOUR DISGUSTING HEAD.
I'll be eternally grateful to you.
simply act cute.. is he so sure that he can fit in to his "male" assets?
freak out man..
so shameful to have a "girl" in a guy's casing!!!
Kao peh sia, this "gay"
He sure he is 15 or not..
He better dun go army first.. if not he sure kena "roasted" in camp..
he should go n join the project super-trotter!
so fuckingly UGLY.
n he loves to act cute HUH.
imagine one big lump of PIG doing that.
im so gonna get a bucket in case i vomit.
HE IS FAMOUS MAN.
and now he better makes sure he doesnt go out of his stupid house or i bet everyone who has seen these fucking pictures which make me puke WILL BASH HIM UP.
GET HIM OUT OF THIS EVER SO BEAUTIFUL EARTH.
i've never seen such a guy b4.
HE JUST MAKES ME PUKE LAHH!
FUCKING SHIT HAG HE SHLD GO BACK AND SLEEP IN HIS SHIT HOLE RATHER THAN POSING FOR JU-ON 3 MOFO.
Erm, why not the owner of this blog do him a favour and set up his 7th account for him... Link everything from this blog into that.. Won't that be nice...?
I have a penis enlargement related site.
Check it out when you can. ;)
hes puckering his lips, making it more fat.
his eyes are weird.
he is chubby in the cheeks like a hamster.
and hes tilting his face down.
it means act cute bo cute.
this guy should get a life.
btw hes desperate.
If he changes his sex... he will put shame 2 the faces of the female population..
ewww.... he gives me the creeps... think he should just get of friendster so no one can see his stupid profile...at the same tmie dun give the webpage ppl to waste time n update his ACBC pictures...
oh he's so well fed.. betcha he feeds on his own #@!@ .. im not sorta of a vulgar person so FUCK U
Seriously.. This is sad.. That a human can look like that.. He is asking for people to laugh at him by posting so many pictures of himself on the net! If i looked like him, I would probably hate taking photos. What would you guys do if you look like him? Feel that God is unfair? Haha
'don"T AsK mE 2 AdD YoU' --> reason: i will add u without u telling mi cos i wanna haf lotsa of acc.. and let every1 get to noe n envy my new boar-like hair..
i think tis is wat he is thinking by stating that sentence.. gross.. totally turn ppl off by seeing his face, almos puke when my frenx gif mi tis blog link.. *wondering* is every indo chinese YOUNGSTER liddat ?
that white thigh picture looks like a trishaw man resting.
but i do love that fcuking mohawk!
i had a good laugh out of it!
this whole page really scare the hell out of me.
its freaking scary . . . .
even the original ru hua is much more acceptable than him.
at least the orginal ru hua can make me laugh. but this screwed up "ru hua" can only make me vomit.
wats with his hair? he thinks he look good on it? wanna be like those kinky jap boys? nah. he looks like a penniless cleaner.
no money to cut hair.
the big nose of your's. pls kindly proceed to any surgeory clinics and remove it or minimise it. PLS!
u look like a dead PIG
wat the hell with that 2 whiskers at ur cheek. u think u look CUTE?
HAHA u look like a begger. and with ur black nails. u look like a person who dig any hole on u that u could dig for shit. its totally disgusting.
ur fat thighs. looks like a big lump over there. i think that the photos u taking are becoming more and more *uncover*. so i'm afraid u would go and take a nude photo of urself. u've already showned ur fat thighs. i think u're gonna show ur whole damn body naked. PLS DUN DUN DUN. u gonna scare everyone on friendster. coz ur pubic hair gonna be that worse like ur hair.
well he is hahaha :D man his mohawk is one of a kind! and i dont mean that as a compliment.
dang, i guess i'd better tell my guy to leave his hair long and have a mohawk just like his. a new fad! whoa.
someone save himmm!!save him noww!!
oh wait...i think he is UN-saveable(a word jus for him) =)
he is even worse than those girl 'twits' man.
the word gay is written not only all over his face,its all over his body (not including his penis)
or does he even have one??
But nonetheless i must confess that he really is *gagsfuglygags*, and that might well be an understatement.
admin nice job.
now we know singapore have these kind of disgusting people.
what kindaf hair is that man, seriously. yrs ago, i heard the older generations talk about GIRLS having birdcages on their hair, flowerpots tied up there and the list goes on. the retarded list.
erms, this retarded piece of shit looked like he just survived tha tsunami but met katrina and got dengue followed by bird flu, nd t sum it all, got raped by the escaping osama. oh please. Not that i'm being mean but, hell, he's seducing me allof us to affirm him as a twit! white flabby thighs look sick on girls already,a big disgrace to male species ! albeit im a girl.
COME ON DICK LETS GO 1v1! I'LL IMPALE UR ASS WIF A CLEAVER
SO DAMN FUCKING UGLY SIA..
I CANT STAND UGLY PPL..
HIS HE LOCAL?
SINCE WEN S'PORE GOT UGLY PPL LIKE HIM..
DON THINK HE'S LOCAL...!!
I ALMOZ CHOCK ON MY CHOCALATE BAR
WHILE GOIN THROUGH DE POST JUZ NOW..
NO OFFENCES 2 DE GAYS OUT DERE..
EVEN IF HE'S GAY..
HU WOULD WAN HIM?
FUCKING UGLY LIKE HELLL...
GO N DIE LA...
PLEASE DO SOMETIME BOUT EUR HAIR..
EVEN MY COCK HAIR LOOKES NICER
DEN EUR WATEVER-DATS-CALLED
ABOVES EUR HEAD!!!!
*laughing like hellll...*
ULGY!! UGLY!!! UGLY!!!!
iite niggaz? k, now u can go fuk urself chinks, im out.
hot handsome cute macho stylo punkish, with those oh-so-sexy thighs and the HOTHOT MOHAWK HAIR,
which contrasts to ur beautifully black fingernails, that stands out out on ur snowwhite thighs,
YOU TURN ME ON.
i wan noe, wat da fuk is a twit dawg?
and ermm, u, gay child, ima glock ur head off muthafuka, bitch ass nigga. u needa fukin murda these kinda bitches naw...
and wat da fuk? u paint ur nails black? no no, seriously dawg, who does tat, r u some kinda paint nail nigga? bitch, u aint got no place on tis planet, leave bitch, b4 u see some badass niggaz like me come buck u naw. yea and, come to US or canada wit ur fukin nails black, letz see wat we do bitch, fukin gothic. u aint even goth, bitch. go suk yo momma's nipples, oh wait she dun hav none.
FAILURE OF LIFE!!!
he can just bang his head against the wall or sufocate himself in his basin....
Screw his hair if i see him on the streets bwahahaha
He looks like an asshole , firstly because he's hairy and secondly , he's full of shit ...
He's has friendster ? He actually has FRIENDS ? Who in the right mind would wanna add this dude ????
He loves his bed ? Geez , wonder how the bed feels about him ...
Wassup with the basketball man ... You'll ruin the court doing just a jumpshot . Where are we going to play when the court ground breaks ?
Dude , those are seriously bad pictures mann , if u took a pic of yourself , i'll just be like "geez"
, but seeing all those pictures , man , my dinner's coming out ... My mom asks me if boys these days do such girly stuff , well , she is looking at that one particular boy .
Well , i think that's all i have to say ... This is the first time i'm doing this because u're the first dude who ever made me go "WTF" that badly ...
but looking THAT ugly AND posting pics of yourself all over the internet like you are jay fucking chou (who isnt that yandao anw) is just wrong.
hes so ugly when he tried to enter an ugliness competition, they said "sorry, no professionals allowed"
next time you want to show a person what ugly means, or make him feel better abt his looks, just show him any one of those pics above.
damn im disgusted.
can the poster please remove those pics? or at least try to improve his looks by putting random dots all over that thing? otherwise alot of pple are going to have to clean their keyboards of puke and unable to reach the end of your entry.
and it was a damn good entry too
i'm actually same age with that guy and feel disgusted that somewhere out there a guy tht's same age with me is so bloody... well...erm...i can't find a word to describe it.. how can a lamo like that own 5 full frenster accounts.. lamez...
FOr Mr ""Jiao lang"" wei
if ya wanna act punk!!! please at least go do some research abt their fashion.u imbecile Moron^^
FROM AH BENG(siao siao ah beng oso gt see blog one horz..)
Why on earth did god created such a guy. Hes so motherfucking gross. Kanninabuehkanphuachaocheebye sial. I almost choked my food and now I aint gonna eat them anymore. Brb, puke.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. ITS STILL REPLAYING IN MY MIND VIVIDLY! HOMO-OMG! Cheebye larh. This is worst than the MOST GRUSOME THING I have seen so far. What fat dog with big nose and mohawk..
You think you what Cheebye with Gel ah with big lanjiao in it? Opps, means no offence but then..
WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN. Even a dog also got pride and brain to think loh. About the 5 accounts, hes that fucking free to stay at home and mass create that number of accounts then add himself issit. Who want to add you sial, even dog also know you are a fuckfaced retard add you will go unlucky for at least 1year, max 10years!
Fuck man, I showed my mum this and she jitao turned GREEN in color loh. Instant SHOCKED.
P.S.: Next time please post something much more humane. Even police see this will also laugh till drop loh.
By: Typical Singaporean
-Don't mean to be that bad, just a fluke. Rofl still.
/me whispers ... "what the fuck."
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