Saturday, July 30, 2005
Screw Ruhua, this is the new sex.
This boy is no ordinary being. In fact, he's top in MOT reader's demands. He is either a female twit or a gay twit. I can't decide, seriously. I wished I could type properly, but his face is seriously SCARING THE FUCK OUT OF ME. Why don't I let the picture speak a 1000 words instead. I present you, ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL.
But please bear in mind we don't hold responsiblility if your penis decided to massive shrink itself.
WAAAHHHHHHHHH.
I know, wtf. The way his many faces are staring at us, he seems like he's having sexual desire for you MOT readers out there. I always cringe when I see girls so self obsess with themselves, holding their handphone up high and snapping away with their annabel chong poses, but when a guy does exactly all that..
I seriously feel like chopping off my penis.
Coincidentally, this guy seems to be the perfect example for my theory on the MSpainters. What are MSpainters, you ask? Well, its basically xiaxue's photoshopping brought to a new low. How low? Very low. (Yak yak)
Twits whose mentality can't withstand even the simplest re-sizing of photos in Adobe Photoshop, naturally seek comfort in something far more idiot proof, and in this case - MS Paint. Imagine all the functions MS Paint has in store for them, all the so called "photoshopping" they can do. Most importantly, ALL THE AMAZINGLY PRETTY PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES THEY CAN PUT ON FRIENDSTER AND CLAIM PHOTOSHOPPED!
Once again, let our dear ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL do the talking, and once again, we aren't held responsible for anything at all.
: : : : pUnK 4 EVa - - > ' 5@wei.com ' : : :
Does painting your nails black and looking a little sluttish in this picture makes you punk? Hell no. Quantum blast? I wished I could quantum blast your face, whatever that is.
'''''''AnGeL'Z cRoWn////%%%%
Aww, this melted my heart, literally. The angel crown, however doesn't seem very proportionate to the big bush of pubic up on your head that you call hair.
''::: - -> HuH' BoRiNg FaCE AgAiNg'
Huh you bet you boring son of a bitch. What's so wrong about this picture? Let me tell you. You're trying to pull off the typical Nicholas Tze pose but it went wrong cause 1) You fucking exposed your white thigh with that shorts of yours. 2) Hello? Giordano T-shirt? I thought they were banned for ages 8-40. 3) Your nose is so fucking big even though you try to cover your face with your hand it still pops out. Since it didn't turn out cool, it became your boring face, againg.
[ [ [ pEAcE ] ] ] SmIlE oNlY 4 a SecONd - ->
OH BROTHER. I bet you smile 24/7 so you can train yourself to be sUnshInE bOi bOixx. That pose is so motherfucking stupid. I don't mean to swear here, but that's the only thing to stop me from banging my head against the wall. Do note that I'm risking my life to do this entry, so please don't come with comments "ii d0n'tt thinkk hee g0rtt pr0b wwaat. eeuu r thhe onee l0rxx! knnBccb!". I think I'll just jump off.
''''' ; ; ; YoUnG bOy - - -> 5@wei.com
This is actually moderately ok, compared to all the other pictures of him. No wait, who am I kidding. His pictures are killing me slowly. His MSpainting is starting to bore me. Its always "Wei" and his email and that frowning forehead sign. Oh wait, he also likes to draw two whiskers on his cheek. I wonder what's his point.
For once, he is in outside clothes. Oh wait, I forgot. Many twits like to doll up at home and start cam whoring like they do hang out and they have a life. Well, he should fucking go CUT THE DAMN HAIR. It looks like its going to run away from his head any moment. The angel's halo is back, and can anyone explain to me what is youngster? Young Friendster? Growing Fatter? Teach me, quick.
And that is the life of our dearest ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL. Oh wait, I haven't even started on his profile. Let's take a look at his favourites, shall we?
Hobbies and Interests:PLayINg bASkeT balL ( noT At All ), SLeePInG ( ThE bEsT ), WatCHIng tV ( alWaYs ), BoWLInG, ReADINg cOmicZ ( aLwayZ ), pLaYiNg gAmE
Well, sleeping is your favourite hobby? Looking at you, that isn't hard to imagine. And if you don't like something, don't bother putting (noT At All), just don't put LAH. Fuck, I nearly thought you were a bball boy.
Favorite Books:foRevA doRaeMon'z cOmIcS' cOnan ToO '
Forever doraemon? Are you going to be reading doraemon comics when you're old and infertile?
Favorite Movies:tHe DaY aftEr ToMoRoW...mY NeW ToP chArT mOviE- - -> FanTaStIC fOuR
Oh wow, now you even have a NeW ToP chArT mOviE! Can I have a look at it?
Favorite Music:pOp, R n' B, hOuSe MuSiC, rOck (not aT All_)
The (not aT All) thing again. Obviously you don't listen to rock. I can't even imagine you moshing in a moshpit. Pop is too overrated. By saying pop, I assume you mean Cyndi Wang, 5566 and 183 Club? No, I'm quite deadly sure.
Favorite TV Shows:FeAR FAcToR''''''FriEnDS'''''eXtraVagaNzA' ' cEriWiZ"" wIlD On' BincAnG bInTAnG .............
WTF IS wIlD On BincAnG bInTAnG? Forgive me, for I'm not a loyal supporter of Suria since I don't understand it. Reading your friendster profile is fear factor itself already.
Oh god, and we're not even at the About Me yet. I.. must.. perservere.....
Good luck reading on, you'll need it.
- -Fisickly n' Myself //>Chinese Name - Jao Liang Wei//>Age - -15//>Height - - 170 ( not sure )//>Weight - - 62 kg ( not sure
)//>D.O.B - - 27 June 1990//>P.O.B - - Jakarta//>Chinese Horoscope - -
Horse
TMI! TMI!
- -Hobbiez//>Sleeping iz my no. 1 HobbY //>Playing Game iz my no. 2
Hobby//>Playing Basketball//>Reading Bookz especialy Comicz//>Sometime
Playing Billiard//>Playing Bowling//>Hang Out With My
Friends//>Watching Tv//>Shoppink ( sometime ) //>Tacking
Picture//>Chating //>Browsing Internet//>Collecting Action
Figure//>Collecting Hatz
Hmm, don't you think you could have SAID ALL THIS IN YOUR INTERESTS AND HOBBIES ALREADY. Please, if you want your profile to be long and make yourself a nuisance, at least think of something that requires some brainpower.
- - Loves//>My Parentz//>My Familyz//>My Friendz//>My Bed
Room//>My Bed itz My Paradise//>My House//>My Mobile Phone//>My
Discman//>My Wallet //>All of My Action Figure n' mY hatZ
What's up with your love affair with your bed? And if I had a discman in this era and I actually flaunt it, I might as well go end my life now.
- - Favorite//>Surf Brand - Billabong, Quicksilver ( the best ), No Fear, Rip
Curl
Pardon me if I'm suaku, but is No Fear a surfing brand? And even if it is, FYI: Its sold in all pasar malams islandwide. Sorry, but I hate surf brands.
Who I Want to Meet:
mY fIrSt UntIl fIfTh fUllEd
mUst bE FriEnDlY, fUnnY,
wAnt a Be mY FrIen
don"T AsK mE 2 AdD YoU
cOz i wOn'T rePlaY It
iF you waNt aDd bY yoUrSElF
sEnD mSg :oNly 4 ppL whO waNt a bE mY frEn
sO aDd mE at mY fIfTH aCc
hErE :
mY 5th acc - - ->' wEi'FiVe'(fUlL)
??//:::' 5@wei.com '(fUlL)
??//:::' 5@wei.com '(fUlL)
??//:::' 5@wei.com '(fUlL)
??//:::' 5@wei.com '(fUlL)
??//:::' 5@wei.com '(fUlL)
aDd mY LaTesT aCc
''//--wei@6.com
''//--wei@6.com
''//--wei@6.com
''//--wei@6.com
''//--wei@6.com
i'M wAiTInG 2 AlL oF YoU wHo wAnT a bE FRiEnD
byE -bYe
Right, so to be your friend, I must be friendly, funny and want to be your friend. And if we beg you to add us, you won't replay it. I'm fine with that. Lelong ah Lelong. Who want to be his friend?
Pardon me if it's messy, since its my first time writing this so I'm rather confused, but I hope this made you smile, in a way. Seriously, his friendster disgusts me. Its an obvious act of desperation, adding anonymous peole to look as if he has lots of friends. Go add him now! Fill up his sixth account and wiggle your butt.
There you go, a whole detailed report on Jao Liang Wei, aka ' wEi'FiVe'fUlL.
OH NO WAIT. I fucking missed out something big. If you're ever deciding on cutting your hair mohawk style, maybe you should reconsider. Why? Well..
That's why.
:D
: Friday, 21 April, 2006 and gosh, m i so ashamed and embarrassed to have a fellow earthling like him? and gosh, look at this hair towards the end of the post, totally scared the wits out of me. i thought lunar 7th month came earlier than usual. and him acting cute? omg! i felt like puking all my guts and organs out. i wonder how he got the guts to post all those fugly pictures on it.
GOD, save us. >.<
: Sunday, 23 April, 2006 : Sunday, 23 April, 2006 i have seen another person with ALOT of accounts
: Monday, 24 April, 2006 : Tuesday, 25 April, 2006 : Thursday, 27 April, 2006 : Saturday, 29 April, 2006 : Saturday, 06 May, 2006 
: Wednesday, 10 May, 2006 : Wednesday, 10 May, 2006 : Friday, 12 May, 2006 WE THANKS U FOR LETTING THE EAROPLANES FLY ON UR HAIR/HEAD!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!! A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!
: Saturday, 13 May, 2006 HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN WITH BIRD FLU
ONE OF THOSE WHO WERE CAUGHT AND ABOUT TO BE SLAUGHTERED.
(X (X
LORD!!
OR MAYBE SOMETHING WORSE.
GAY BOY..
LIKE HIS LEGS ARE FUCKING WHITE
WHAT AN OVERSIZED BABOON
AND EVEN IF HE WERE TO BECOME A BASKETBALL
IT'LL BE SO
OUT OF SHAPE
: Tuesday, 16 May, 2006 Big thanks though for all the morale boosting :]
To everyone who hates/loves this fucktard, try imagining him masturbating furiously and singing to the song "It's Raining Men!"
End of the world.
: Sunday, 21 May, 2006 *PUKEPUKEPUKEPUKEPUKE(it continues)*
: Monday, 22 May, 2006 Why ?
-his lj hair
-his lj face
-his tooted lips (purposely made)
-his nice editing skills
-the big fat leg of his
-the crown on his head (oh my GOD!)
Last but not least, the last picture. i was laughing my ass off. He'd jolly well made my day.
His poses only make him look fucking retarded.
heeh, end here, continue my laughing!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Friday, 26 May, 2006 : Sunday, 28 May, 2006 : Saturday, 03 June, 2006 e.g.
eHhHXx wh3rZx m0i p3n1shh g0 to ??
: Sunday, 04 June, 2006 : Tuesday, 06 June, 2006 : Tuesday, 06 June, 2006 im feeling so disgusted right now. why cant people just TALK, SPEAK, TYPE properly man? i just dont get it.
good effort on this post cus im about to puke.
: Wednesday, 14 June, 2006 : Sunday, 18 June, 2006 : Tuesday, 20 June, 2006 : Wednesday, 21 June, 2006 omg,
ew.
: Friday, 30 June, 2006 : Thursday, 06 July, 2006 1. He said that 'Punk forever' something like that, right?
2. Under his music category, he wrote 'Rock (Not at all)'
So he listens to Pop and whatever other shit that you call music. Sorry if I don't like Pop or whatever, but seriously, why calling yourself a 'Punk' if you don't like rock music?
I think his brain had been replaced by a rock itself. No wait, nothing. The rock just falls into pieces upon seeing his face.
I love this blog, hurts my jaws after laughing.
I'm seriously curious what this people do to themselves, after God give them a good life. God, did.
Oh boy.
: Saturday, 08 July, 2006 OHHHH FUCK GROSS!!!
Dude get a fucking life.
You thinking having black nails is "cool" fucking people like this spoil the image of metalheads.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE LAH. SO UUGLY. JUST SPOILING THE EARTH'S IMAGE LAH. PLEASE TELL YOUR FUCKING MUM AND DAD TO FUCKING SEX PROPERLY AND DO NOT GIVE BIRTH TO FUCKING ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ANYMORE.
AND PLEASE, FUCKER, WHEN YOU FUCK WITH YOUR FUCKING WIFE (IF YOU CAN GET ONE), PLEASE DO NOT GIVE BIRTH TO A SON OR DAUGHTER WITH A FUCK FACE LIKE THE FUCKER, YOU. HEHE.
NICE COMMENTS? FUCK ME. =.=
: Wednesday, 26 July, 2006 FUCK YOU YOU PATHETIC ASS. I HOPE YOU CAN JUST DIE YOU FUCKING SI BEH BUAY HIAO BYE DE NAN REN! NABEH. SPOIL THE GUYS' IMAGE LOR.
YOU GUY ARH? YOU GOT LAN JIAO BO? OR YOU GOT JIBYE? NEED GO TRANSPLANT A NEW FACE ANOT? ZZZ.
FUCK OFF LA. FUCK ME LA. PUIIIIII !
: Wednesday, 26 July, 2006 should ii create a fan clubb fer euu ? den dahh fan club name will be 'dahh arsehole' .
PUI! YOU BO BEH BO BU OR BO LAN JIAO?OR ALL DON HAF? WAN ME LEND YOU MA? WAH. LEND LIAO THOSE PPLE JITAO IMMEDIATELY DIE. SONG BO. YOU THIS KINDA SHIT. OMG MAN. WORSE THAN A PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SISSY.
FUCK OFF FROM THIS WORLD. MAY YOU REST IN PEACE! ^_^!
: Wednesday, 26 July, 2006 : Wednesday, 02 August, 2006 : Wednesday, 02 August, 2006 its just too gay
you just feel like punching him
i'm not gonna waste my time to name every single thing.
but basically.
his spelling sucks
he lurbes hees action figureZZ and hatZZ worhx.
more than qualified to ba a whore.
slut whatever bitch.
and PLEASE.
dont act like you're so um..
PRO WHORHXX.
if you actually DONT play bball
then dont freaking put bball(not at all)
this world will end 50 years earlier thanks to people like you.
: Tuesday, 08 August, 2006 BEING UGLY IS NOT A SIN!!!
BUT BEING UGLY AND COME OUT AND SCARE PPLE LIKE THAT THINK HE HIMELF CHIO IS A SIN LA!!
WAKAO BEI!THIS BOY BUAI PAISEH ONE AH?
: Friday, 11 August, 2006 : Saturday, 12 August, 2006 It is his lifestyle and let it be~ although i haf to admit his mohawk is a failure but nt nid to say until so nasty~
jus my opinion..
: Saturday, 19 August, 2006 THE WORLD IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOUR FKIN MOHAWK HAIR LOH!
DUN DISGUST ME CAN!!
I LOVE TO EAT PORK DE LOH!
BUT UPON SEEING UR DAMN FKING GAY PINKISH AND WHIT THIGHT!!
VEGETABLE IS BETTER FOR ME MAN!!
THANK GOD I AM NOT IN YOUR FREAKING 5 ACCTS CAN?
HE SLD BE REN DAO HUI MIA MAN!!
SEND INTO THE BBQ PITCH AND BURN
IN ETERNAL FIRE!!
WHO CAN AMEN WITH THAT!!
HALELUJAH!!
: Sunday, 03 September, 2006 : Wednesday, 06 September, 2006 twits suck forever.
1. i wouldn't take so many pics of myself if i was so ugly.
2. wth kind of MOHAWK do u call that.
3. go get some english lessons
u should jus go jump off a cliff. no one WANTS TO B UR FRIEND, IS FUNNY, FRIENDLY. AND WILL BEG.
hah.
: Sunday, 17 September, 2006 Oh boy, was he ever wrong. =)
He looks like an idiot with no balls. TAKE OFF THAT MASK, HALLOWEEN'S OVER.
: Monday, 18 September, 2006 : Thursday, 21 September, 2006 the last picture really scares me.what on earth is that? it must be a ''walking fat broom.''
GROSS! he's nose is damn huge! like all his fats are stored in his nose and it just look like those mushrooms.he better go for plastic surgery before his nose gets bigger and bigger till he cant breathe.
and i think there are many ''living things'' living in his hair.its so damn bushy like pussy hair.I FEEL LIKE PUKING.such a disgrace to singaporeans.dont embarrass me please.YUCKS!
: Tuesday, 26 September, 2006 : Sunday, 01 October, 2006 DOWN WITH TWITS AND ACT CUTE BITCHES
: Sunday, 01 October, 2006 SWT...
Anyway da "nice" pic of urs with all da fancy fancy post n hair is juz so fuckin stupid x idiot..
Damn it i wonder how ya parents look like to have a son lik u..
God Bless ME pls..
: Friday, 06 October, 2006 : Saturday, 07 October, 2006 face sucks btw.
whats up with the act cute thingy.
you suck.mohawk on you.hahas.get a ponytail instead freakko.
catch ya later,gay twit
: Saturday, 07 October, 2006 : Tuesday, 10 October, 2006 : Friday, 13 October, 2006 : Sunday, 05 November, 2006 : Tuesday, 07 November, 2006 : Tuesday, 07 November, 2006 : Wednesday, 08 November, 2006 : Wednesday, 15 November, 2006 i was eating my noodles and reading this page when i actually choked after i came upon these pics of mr WEI.
*coughs coughs*
he seriously look damn retarded.wad a loser.
and good job on the comments(:
or may i say,
''GoOD jOBz WoRRs~~*WiiNKS*
: Monday, 20 November, 2006 !!!!!pls go back to ur planet n leave earth alone!!!!begone evil....
: Thursday, 23 November, 2006 NO WAY! Chouji looks wayy better X( Poor chouji, being compared to that- thing that has mspaint-ed halo and 2 red whiskers
: Monday, 27 November, 2006 cOz i wOn'T rePlaY It iF you waNt aDd bY yoUrSElF' when I read this part I was like WHAT THE FUCKING. I almost died. Kill the bastard cos he almost killed me. No Fear is just some cheap nightmarket brand. I HATE NO FEAR. I DETEST IT. WHY THE HELL WOULD PEOPLE EVEN BUY IT ANYWAY! Its dumb to spend money this way. Not forgetting, its cheap. You hear?! CHEAP. WITH THE TERRIBLE DESIGN.
: Friday, 01 December, 2006 : Friday, 01 December, 2006 he shudn't be in this museum but in the dinosaur museum instead.ok.i can't think of any words to describe him bcus he's worse den worst.AH! he jus disgrace his parents and all the living mammals
: Saturday, 16 December, 2006 : Tuesday, 26 December, 2006 : Monday, 08 January, 2007 wth...
its really awful...a major turnoff...and his hair is like omg!!!!!!!!
he fucking acts cute
fucking acts cool
damn it..
seeing this has ruined my day!!
: Monday, 08 January, 2007 : Monday, 08 January, 2007 YOU FUGLY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Fucking burn your self so no one has to fucking look at your fucking face bitch. DIE!
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