Sunday, May 07, 2006
Of Tammy, Colinandkero and your mom.
I'm sick and tired of people coming up to me and asking me "Eh have you read colinandkero?" or "Eh you know that gay blog anot ah?" and most of the time asking me to feature them in MOT.
For one, YES, I have fucking read colinandkero and I really don't understand all that hype to a blog set up my two guys who like to suck each other off.
And for the record, NO, I'm not going to do any feature on them in MOT (this doesn't count, this is an anatomy of the whole situation) because it'd just reflect on how stupid and close minded we are if we did, like most Singaporeans.
I admit, Singapore is way too tiny for a country as a whole, but we are an impactful minute on the globe. People are aware of our progress and standards, they know what we're celebrated for, and unfortunately of late, they also know what we're mocked at for.
Our close mindedness at ridiculous amounts.
Its a shame I tell you. Firstly it was the Tammy issue, which changed ours and her lives so much that her surname suddenly became NYP. Everyone was talking about the Tammy NYP, her average tits and the boyfriend's deformed penis. They discussed it during coffeeshop talk, in classes, on forums, in blogs, everyone wanted a piece of her.
Through word of mouth, the internet, and every other means of communication exposed to us, this handphone video scandal soon seeped into our neighbouring countries, continents, and I'm not surprised if our friendly aliens from Pluto have jacked off to it already via satellite tv.
You might think, we're heaving Singapore up the heights in terms of recognition, and people all around the world'd know that Singaporeans are capable of creating their dirty little scandals as well, and are not prim and proper as foreigners stereotype us to be.
Well, sha-la-la asswipes, people out there are laughing at us, not laughing with us.
They're mocking how we're making a mountain out of a molehill, going all ballocks over a 10 minute video of huge pixels humping one another. They probably have enough of such video and scandals to build a dam, and here we are, jacking off furiously to our very own homemade porn.
Here's a question I pose to you. Are you proud of all that? Of all the recognition we're having for our stupidty, shooting ourselves in the foot and welcoming the humiliation into our nation?
Colinandkero are still citing at all local level, and you might think its ok to humiliate ourselves since its still contained within the nation. Well bugger, so was the Tammy NYP issue before, but look at it now. Passe but people have imprinted an impression of Singapore and its citizens, and its the notorious kind in the very worst ways.
Do you want another wave of humiliation flooding your nation by pushing this colinandkero issue to an international level? Is this your envision for the nation - to make a mockery of herself with the hands of her own citizens?
I am pleading with you, shut up and get over it already. Life has to go on and if a year into this and you're still asking people "Eh you know the colinandkero?!", you probably never had a life to start with.
And if any of you are facing homosexuality issues, Pring's door is always open for you, drop us an email with the subject as "Pring I Know You're Gay" and my dear friend Pring'd be more than willing to drop you a reply.
What, you mean you didn't know? Duh, Pring loves to suck a nice schlong, so if you're looking for some relief down below, drop him an email too.
the reason why i became gay is because you snatched my camry from me. i keep quiet, i slit my wrists, i cry.
now you reveal my newest secret.
grr. you are very up to date arent you?
cheebye hvv. _|_
HVV rox man.btw
just some of my thoughts after reading this article, i realise singaporeans has a rli bad habit of doing things that's bad for themselves.
AGAIN i'm not referring to anyone,
but y wld someone wants to go n read a gay blog that dey wld it wld digusts dem? or send everyone tammy's video and utimately get luffed at for being so "making a mountain out of a molehill". NO POINT RIGHT??
Weird Singaporeans.but i'm a singaporean also lei, can don't call me weird? ( -.- ) coldzzz...
p.s. pring tell me if u tink my nick's cool :P
Anyways,sorry for that. I love this website to bits.
AND WTF IS ALL THE FUSS about XIAXUE'S BLOG?
Seriously, i have no idea why everyone is making a big deal outta these incidents.
What's wrong with being a twit? Sheesh, close-minded Singaporeans..
"its their life,their freedom,what right do u,passer bys(sic),have a goddamn say in their affairs?"
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for fuck sake its juz a god damn video, big deal if everyone sees it. america and japan has porn...do u go around say "look a pornstar" to every american and jappy u see?
what to DO!. kissing a guy in singapore. YOU GO JAIL. where are my gay dvds. WHERE ARE MY GAY MOVIES?. singapore you suck!. NYHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
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