we are the new shit.

I know there are tons of friendster bulletins being passed around and 93% are not worth reading. Honestly, I almost never notice any bulletins that's being pinned up by friends.
Anyhow, these are the better bulletins spotted by the friends of MOT. Thanks to Mel and Remona... and the real authors of these bulletins.
Just for laughs and to, uh. kill some time.. :)
Although some may sound pretty harsh. >_< Ow.
(And if you have some good bulletins and want to share, do e-mail us at twitspi@yahoo.com, if it's good we'll add it in.)

Friendster Bulletin #1

1. To the people who does have more than 500 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. at least you can work on your personality.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishin for compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. a face is a face is a face. (This reminds me of Mr OSG. HAHA)

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!

7. LITTLE 13, 14, 15, years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except pedophiles, and is that what you want. to be raped? no you don't so RUN RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass or post your bulletin on. & Nobody really cares whether you complete a quiz on 100 questions about yourself. so STOP posting them!

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

Friendster Bulletin #2
Message: - Inspired- Inspired by Samuel/Jun Hao
who wrote a very true article.
- Hope this article will be passed down to those who realise it's the truth.

You see, people in friendster are like NUTS, Guys and Girls, no offence but, girls especially. You guys use the word me as miee, you as euu. 'diao' so damn frequently like using your grandma's lawn. Do yous guys know the meaning?
Guys too, listen up.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.
You guys use it as if it's some -_- statement. Acting cute while you are at it.

Like what Samuel said, Friendster profiles are chewed up and spit out like bad bacon.

Next point.
I know for you youngster reading this at the age of 10-13. uP aNd DoWn is WaYyYY cOoL. ReAlLY uBeR aNd 1337. No, if you grow up, you'll find it real lame.
Unless you have a nickname which was like this till now. Try completing a resume
using aLtErNaTe cAps. I bet the person reading it will laugh his lungs out.
It's wayyyy gh3y. YES, GH3Y, pronounce it and it becomes GAY. Notes to add :
GH3Y is in h4ck3r's language.

I'm done with the first half, take a break.
Drink some coffee. Done? Read on.

75% of the girls always have this or something similiar in their profiles.

dUnCh MeSsAgE miie iN fWeNsTeR tWoo aDd eUu. yOU aDd miEe oNlY.
dUnCh aDd miIe JusT beCuZ eUu wAnT mOrE fRiEnS.
OH COME ON. I've seen many girls advertise on irc like this.. example. no offence now.

This one's from the channel #teens
[02:57] add miee in fwenster . . @hotmail.com asap pls. .! thx!

Her profile which i went to, had the message.
>>>> if u msg muee to add muee in2 ur acct, sowie. im NOT interested.
just dun eva try ta add muee jus bcus u wan more fwens or u wan feel popular in fwenster. i dunch entertain to this kinda lame shiet. <<<<

See the irony? Anyways. Many people just add to raise some social status.
Especially those with 400-500 friends and need another account.
Since you have SOOOOO many so called 'friends'. How many actually talk to
u? do you all talk to each other?
All 500 of them? even msn messenger cannot hold 500 contacts.
There are sure to be people with 2 account or more, let's take 500 as 400 then.
Still, MSN MESSENGER can only hold 150 contacts, unless you're a premium member.

I hope i'm not inflicting any pain to you if you are one of those like stated above, it's just the painful truth that shows how retarded and imbecile singaporeans can
be.

So girls, stop euuu-ing and miieee-ing and pwease, ish bery irritating to shee tat.
Such english, go rot in hell ^^. And it isn't cute at all. People would laugh at your stupidity instead. We would love to minimize the spellings in a word, like
reducing you to u. Which retarded would wanna type u as euu? Either you're childish or just stupid.

The reason why Singapore isn't very much improving cause of US,
we singaporeans have become laughing stock of society actually.

So if you actually read here, I'm glad you did.

// posted by dropdead super handsome Pring. @ 11:54 AM