Saturday, January 14, 2006
Regina the smoker.
IMPORTANT NOTE: This post contains no flames. Basically, all I'm doing is translate that entry, and promote the dangers of smoking. That's all. :(
Hello. This is the first post of 2006. A very badly written one, I would like to mention. (WHY IS IT ALWAYS PRING UPDATING? NOT FAIR. Camry and HVV are too busy dating, and Pring is the lonely loveless one.)
Oh, sorry. Actually I'm not Pring.
Pring died 3 seconds after viewing a blog in the ICU, Pring's spirit is here to update for him. (Before he died, he told me that perhaps if 50 people sent him a mail at pringislove@gmail.com he might just revive. So yeah, please help to revive him, will you?)
Yes, and I, Pring's Spirit, is a bad speller.
shhO euu wiel hAb tO fOuRgIb miie nOrhh . !
(No lah, this is just to get you prepared for what you're going to see more of later.)
Today's feature is from niizhiibbuzhiiddao@blogspot aka Euu NoE oR dUnChh NoEe?!
(Don't bother tagging her, she'll probably ask you to leave and fUckk eur d0gg m0m aSs n0rhh . !)
Actually, I don't have much of an intention of featuring her, until I read her entry 2 minutes ago and too bad, I despise her attitude. Plus, she scared Pring to death with her photos.
"Pring's Spirit, euu berrii de fucKk nOrhh . ! euu wattchh outt nOrhh . ! gee s."
It was this entry I wasted quite some time reading, which I felt I could have finished reading in 2 minutes instead of 20minutes if it had been typed the way it should have been.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
argg . ii m grOunndedd bby miie mummiie nn nO hpp xceptt ferr sattuurday nn sunnday . sObb sObb . bbu hhaO dder . all thhankks tO jiinngwenn nn hher thhat fuckkiinng oldd biitchh mothher lahh . ccb . jiinngwenn ruun hhOmee mahh . thhen hher mothher kiip cOr miie hOuuse askk whhethher knnOw jiinngwenn at whhere nOrt . ii say alOt tiimes II DUNCHH KNNOW lerr lOr . ! thhen stiill askk . kiip thiinkk ii bbluuffiinng . shiit hher lahh . argg . thhen shhe tOldd miie mothher alOt thiinngs . say whhat ii teachh jiinngwenn bbad . knn . shiit lOr . iishh nOrt truue lOr . thhen stiill say whhat shhe knnOw thhOse peOplee nOrt frOmm ouur schhoOl dder ALL iishh MIIE iintrO dder . FUCK LOR . shhe osO nOrtt uus . ! hhOw thhe fuckkiinng hhell shhe knnOw huhh . jiiaO weii lahh . all fakee dder lOr . thhen thhat oldd biitchh [ jiinngwenn mothher ] stiill at evee mothher nn yiinngruu thhey all thhere bbad mOuuthh miie lOr . ! say miie bbad stuuff . feel liike whhackkiinng thhat oldd biitchh lOr . argg . thhen haii miie beii grOunndedd lOr . thhenn miissppey cOr miie mOthher sayy ii smOkee . whhat thhe hheckk . thhenn shhe nn miie daddiie knnOw ii smOkee nOrhh . argg . thhen nnOw ii beii grOunndedd . sObb . thhen shhe cOnnfiiscatee miie hpp bcOshh miie biill BUURST . gee s . agaiinn nehh .
I'll make it short for ya.
Regina, the author of that entry, had been grounded and her mobile phone confiscated by her mother because her dog friend, Jingwen (Jingwen's mother is a old female dog, aka old bitch, NO I didn't say that. Regina did. So I assume Jingwen has to be a dog as well.) One fine day, Jingwen the dog ran away from home and the old mother dog got worried and started ringing Regina if she knew her whereabouts. And for God-knows-why reasons, the old mother dog started chatting with Regina's mother and told her Regina is a bad influence, and blah. That old mother dog is very bad, she calls Regina's other friends' mothers and talks bad about Regina. Regina is very angry and claims that those things the motherdog said were untrue, she feels like giving the old mother dog a whack.
On top of that, the ugly secret of her being a smoker has been exposed to her parents. And Regina again, repeats that her phone has been confiscated and grounded.
Have you ever come across people who call their good friend's mother OLD BITCH? And the better thing is, the friend is not bothered? Honestly, it's very twit-ish to include family and body parts into their little nonsensical essays to slam people.
And I do pity the parents of these children. No parent would want their child to turn this way, unless they are like that themselves. Children who hang around to smoke and pick fights, instead of doing their homework at home or read a good book. The wasted youth in society today. I do not imply you have to be a nerd and study all day, I'm not like that myself I admit, but you have to grow some brains to decipher what is right and what is wrong, yes?
And cigarettes, it's one of the worst things ever created.
(Please click on it for a bigger view)
Ta-da! These are the beautiful things in the cigarettes smokers puff. I hope after knowing all these, you won't feel like having a second thought whether to smoke or not.
Sweeties, don't try touching the cigarette when you're nowhere close to 18. Just because you haven't reached the age where you can officially screw your own life up because it's your choice. Even if you are of age, don't smoke at all. Smoking does NOT make you look cool. It is 100000x deadlier than you think it is.
And if you think that's your own problem?! NOT REALLY. YOU pollute the air everybody else is too, sharing with, and us breathing in second-hand smoke is worse than you smoking. If you are not going to spare a thought for yourself, at least spare a thought for the people around you.
Do you want this in your head?
Or these as lungs?
True, I have no right to stop anybody from smoking, but I rather people not do that. I have seen people around me pass away due to smoking. And you think you need to smoke 10 years at least to die? I have a friend who smoked for barely 2 years and died of lung cancer. Ha ha.
I'm terribly sorry if I offend any smokers out there, but this is what Pring has to say:
For your own sake and everybody else's, quit smoking today.
(Oh MOT is an educational site after all. :D)
Oh yes, back to the spotlight. Sorry huh. How could I forget?
Don't you wanna see how Regina looks like? She's quite pretty, lah.
This is Regina.
OI, she is pretty ok. Her hair is nice. :)
(Who's photo did I steal ah? Come on, show me whose face it belongs to. You cannot tell as well.)
Hello. This is the first post of 2006. A very badly written one, I would like to mention. (WHY IS IT ALWAYS PRING UPDATING? NOT FAIR. Camry and HVV are too busy dating, and Pring is the lonely loveless one.)
Oh, sorry. Actually I'm not Pring.
Pring died 3 seconds after viewing a blog in the ICU, Pring's spirit is here to update for him. (Before he died, he told me that perhaps if 50 people sent him a mail at pringislove@gmail.com he might just revive. So yeah, please help to revive him, will you?)
Yes, and I, Pring's Spirit, is a bad speller.
shhO euu wiel hAb tO fOuRgIb miie nOrhh . !
(No lah, this is just to get you prepared for what you're going to see more of later.)
Today's feature is from niizhiibbuzhiiddao@blogspot aka Euu NoE oR dUnChh NoEe?!
(Don't bother tagging her, she'll probably ask you to leave and fUckk eur d0gg m0m aSs n0rhh . !)
Actually, I don't have much of an intention of featuring her, until I read her entry 2 minutes ago and too bad, I despise her attitude. Plus, she scared Pring to death with her photos.
"Pring's Spirit, euu berrii de fucKk nOrhh . ! euu wattchh outt nOrhh . ! gee s."
It was this entry I wasted quite some time reading, which I felt I could have finished reading in 2 minutes instead of 20minutes if it had been typed the way it should have been.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
argg . ii m grOunndedd bby miie mummiie nn nO hpp xceptt ferr sattuurday nn sunnday . sObb sObb . bbu hhaO dder . all thhankks tO jiinngwenn nn hher thhat fuckkiinng oldd biitchh mothher lahh . ccb . jiinngwenn ruun hhOmee mahh . thhen hher mothher kiip cOr miie hOuuse askk whhethher knnOw jiinngwenn at whhere nOrt . ii say alOt tiimes II DUNCHH KNNOW lerr lOr . ! thhen stiill askk . kiip thiinkk ii bbluuffiinng . shiit hher lahh . argg . thhen shhe tOldd miie mothher alOt thiinngs . say whhat ii teachh jiinngwenn bbad . knn . shiit lOr . iishh nOrt truue lOr . thhen stiill say whhat shhe knnOw thhOse peOplee nOrt frOmm ouur schhoOl dder ALL iishh MIIE iintrO dder . FUCK LOR . shhe osO nOrtt uus . ! hhOw thhe fuckkiinng hhell shhe knnOw huhh . jiiaO weii lahh . all fakee dder lOr . thhen thhat oldd biitchh [ jiinngwenn mothher ] stiill at evee mothher nn yiinngruu thhey all thhere bbad mOuuthh miie lOr . ! say miie bbad stuuff . feel liike whhackkiinng thhat oldd biitchh lOr . argg . thhen haii miie beii grOunndedd lOr . thhenn miissppey cOr miie mOthher sayy ii smOkee . whhat thhe hheckk . thhenn shhe nn miie daddiie knnOw ii smOkee nOrhh . argg . thhen nnOw ii beii grOunndedd . sObb . thhen shhe cOnnfiiscatee miie hpp bcOshh miie biill BUURST . gee s . agaiinn nehh .
I'll make it short for ya.
Regina, the author of that entry, had been grounded and her mobile phone confiscated by her mother because her dog friend, Jingwen (Jingwen's mother is a old female dog, aka old bitch, NO I didn't say that. Regina did. So I assume Jingwen has to be a dog as well.) One fine day, Jingwen the dog ran away from home and the old mother dog got worried and started ringing Regina if she knew her whereabouts. And for God-knows-why reasons, the old mother dog started chatting with Regina's mother and told her Regina is a bad influence, and blah. That old mother dog is very bad, she calls Regina's other friends' mothers and talks bad about Regina. Regina is very angry and claims that those things the motherdog said were untrue, she feels like giving the old mother dog a whack.
On top of that, the ugly secret of her being a smoker has been exposed to her parents. And Regina again, repeats that her phone has been confiscated and grounded.
Have you ever come across people who call their good friend's mother OLD BITCH? And the better thing is, the friend is not bothered? Honestly, it's very twit-ish to include family and body parts into their little nonsensical essays to slam people.
And I do pity the parents of these children. No parent would want their child to turn this way, unless they are like that themselves. Children who hang around to smoke and pick fights, instead of doing their homework at home or read a good book. The wasted youth in society today. I do not imply you have to be a nerd and study all day, I'm not like that myself I admit, but you have to grow some brains to decipher what is right and what is wrong, yes?
And cigarettes, it's one of the worst things ever created.
(Please click on it for a bigger view)
Ta-da! These are the beautiful things in the cigarettes smokers puff. I hope after knowing all these, you won't feel like having a second thought whether to smoke or not.
Sweeties, don't try touching the cigarette when you're nowhere close to 18. Just because you haven't reached the age where you can officially screw your own life up because it's your choice. Even if you are of age, don't smoke at all. Smoking does NOT make you look cool. It is 100000x deadlier than you think it is.
And if you think that's your own problem?! NOT REALLY. YOU pollute the air everybody else is too, sharing with, and us breathing in second-hand smoke is worse than you smoking. If you are not going to spare a thought for yourself, at least spare a thought for the people around you.
Do you want this in your head?
Or these as lungs?
True, I have no right to stop anybody from smoking, but I rather people not do that. I have seen people around me pass away due to smoking. And you think you need to smoke 10 years at least to die? I have a friend who smoked for barely 2 years and died of lung cancer. Ha ha.
I'm terribly sorry if I offend any smokers out there, but this is what Pring has to say:
For your own sake and everybody else's, quit smoking today.
(Oh MOT is an educational site after all. :D)
Oh yes, back to the spotlight. Sorry huh. How could I forget?
Don't you wanna see how Regina looks like? She's quite pretty, lah.
This is Regina.
OI, she is pretty ok. Her hair is nice. :)
(Who's photo did I steal ah? Come on, show me whose face it belongs to. You cannot tell as well.)
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SMOKERS DIE EARLY JUST COS THEY WANNA LOOK COOL. The dumbest people on earth are not retarded people but people who smoke cos at least retarded people know they don't want to die early. My friend saw this really good looking guy and he was my friend.
Girl: Hey look at that guy! He is so cute.
Me: Er, he is my friend and he smokes? What do you think now. Still want me to intro?
Girl: Omg.. Spoil everything. Yuck.
See, smokers don't look cool. They look disgusting.
Have you smoked enough? Enough already then stop lah.
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Girl: Hey look at that guy! He is so cute.
Me: Er, he is my friend and he smokes? What do you think now. Still want me to intro?
Girl: Omg.. Spoil everything. Yuck.
See, smokers don't look cool. They look disgusting.
Have you smoked enough? Enough already then stop lah.
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