we are the new shit.

Yeeeeeehaaaaaa! All thanks to "lol", everyone of us gets a good ROFL! Since it's Children's Day today, I think I might as well make a child feel loved.

Huh, no? She's not a child, you say? Aiyah, don't lie.


IM STILL A KIDD.
How suitable for an occasion like Children's Day. The moment I saw her primary photo I couldn't stop laughing, but after the humour's gone I suddenly have this immense urge to rip whatever the *beep* is out of her mouth, and start enlightening her the correct use of a pacifier. What has the world become to these days? It's really really horrifying me.



TWO REDD CHICKKS.
Well well well, I hope my eyes aren't failing me at such a tender age. But, what did I just see? No sight of any chicks, honestly. WHERE GOT CHICK? But her *ahem* rosy cheeks do manage to capture my attention. Heehee. I'm starting to get more freaked out as I proceed to look and what her mouth is doing.

Dengue Mosquito #1: Her cheeks are so inviting.. should we eat her? >:D
Dengue Mosquito #2: WTFJEWIHDID? AND RISK LOOKING AT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE? I STILL WANT TO SPREAD DENGUE ONE LEH, CB.

Since I doubt she understands what colour RED is, and what chicks actually are... Let me show her what it means by "two red chicks". Unless your heavily made-up cheeks can grow up and lay eggs, you do not have two red chicks.


Chirp chirp!



paii sehh lerhhs.ii gettiingg redd.
This is why you agree with me she's such a special child, right? We have never come across anybody who has such an unnatural blush when she gets shy. If I didn't know I'd have thought she saw some humongous *beep* or something.


nerdyy miee.
Girl, girl, girl, tch. Putting on a pair of emo specs and biting onto a bus seat doesn't make you a nerd. It makes you look what we like to call, stupid. S-T-U-P-I-D, stupid. You understand, don't you? You know? As in dumb, idiot? Stupid? Uh? You don't get it? AIYA, BEN DAN, YOU UNDERSTAND? Still no? What about benx danx? Now you understand?

/xiiaojiia nods happily.



iin myy chinesee dancee c0stumee`
Hey, very thoughtful of her to decide to share something so special with us, and we'd all like to see it... BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF SHE WOULD NOT MAKE HER BEAUTIFUL FACE TAKE UP THE WHOLE SCREEN AND LET US SEE HER FUCKING CHINESE DANCE COSTUME AS SHE PROMISED. My dearest xiiaojiia, you sure have an ability to make people yearn for more. ^_^



miee ishh e 0ne`wearingg BLUE!mwackks`
Now, which one is in blue, you tell me? I infer that she should probably be the one on the left, but seriously, that doesnt look at all blue-ish to me. It's more of black due to the excessively bad lighting. Or maybe she was behind the lousy camera taking photo wearing blue, just too smart to realise if she's actually behind the camera we can't see her in the photo. I don't know, but I sure I wouldn't be surprised if that was accurate, afterall, twits are too smart. >:)

Now, we even saw the account she shared with her friend. And you could never decipher what her account name was trying to say. It's actually called 'grabb you!

My first reaction was, "OMG, grab what?" I don't know what it was. I doubt Camry and HVV would be able to tell me either, but I guess it must be something really bad.
Later on I sensed my thing from down there squealing. Oh, sheesh.



OMGWTF, do you think our twangs are that teeny? OPEN YOUR PALM BIGGER FOR OUR SAKE. If you want to look like you're grabbing my thing, at least do it properly, goodness! :D

Alright, this is enough; I’m making myself sick talking about such frivolous crap. I ought to go get a rest. Oh yeah, HVV told us to wake him up when September ends, didn't he? So it's time to rise and shine, HVV the dumbfuck! Hahahaha. Right, not funny. :(


HVV: Alright I've woken up, I've cleared my whole month worth of pee and I had my cococrunch. Now I'm here to continue where Pring left off. Since he touched on her captivating and gorgeous photos, I'll do her profile. Don't mind me if I'm a tad too rusty, 90% of my dreams were wet so nothing really constructive came out of the one month sleep.

I did develop a tragic hate for Greenday, though.

Xiiaojiia's profile is rather simple, but nothing escapes the eye of HVV! Hiak hiak hiak >:D

Occupation:sellingg SOUR CHOCO-POTTYY
Companies:'PRINCESS.MSMINNIE.MSBARBIEE.

HVV: I'd love to comment on this, once I find out what the fuck is a sour choco-potty. Isn't a potty something for kids to shit in. Oh well, send my regards to Ms Minnie and Ms Barbie when you see them. Sigh, don't you have enough friends in your 3 friendster accounts already? Why do you still need to keep imaginary friends?


Hobbies and Interests:SURF.DANCE.SING.LISTEN.PLAY.STUDY =))

HVV: You surf? Give me a break. I'd rather believe Sylvester Sim is handsome.


Favorite Movies:GHOSTT.

HVV: I wouldn't be surprised. If I had your kind of face and make-up set, I'd be used to it having to stare in the mirror everyday.

About Me:
I WANN MYY HAPPINESS X))

MWACKKS`-PRINCESS.XIIAOJIAA

HVV: Well xiaojia, MOT has given you something better than popularity. MOT has given you fame, people will start viewing your Friendster, you'll be cluelessly so happy everyone's interested in you. Well, MOT loves you and wants the best for you, babe.


Oh sheesh, her profile's real boring. You stinky mofo boring twit, well if you happen to land on MOT and see this, I insist you read our article on how to doll up your profile so people will start adding you and you will have tons and millions of friends. Don't you just love us?

Here at MOT, we only allow ourselves to give you the best, nothing but the best. Stay tune for more twit's ass-kicking action. LOVE.