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The National Day special was such a hit, I thought why not get one more entry and ride on its success?

So here I present you, through an array of outlets on how twits enjoyed their nation's 40th birthday. From much elaborated research, its cool to be patriotic if you belong to the twit circle this year, solely because Taufik Batisah is so friggin hot and Rui En once had a rumour with Jay Chou before. And the dumb song they sang together. Yeah, that too.

To them, they think Lee Kwan Yew is the President and Nathan sells takopachi in Bugis. So let's see how they REALLY celebrated national day.

Investigation: Kawaii neh blogs.

Since twits love to blog so much about how this guy asked for their number or how they went down to Bedok to settle daiji, I'm sure they'd grab this chance to blog about something more exciting than watching glue harden and blog all about their day in Padang, or wherever you can see the darned fireworks.

Case Study #1 : http://www.never-bbe.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Ytd parade was damn damn damn nice.. If onli i wass at dd xian chang.. oh man.. so shuang las..i saw Gina on dd tee vee!.. hahas..=))Urghs.. i missed half of dd fireworks sehh.. Cos myy mother sae kan bu dao derh.. n i believe her.. l0ll.. Dd fiireworks so da damn damn Nice las.. budd ii diin wennt to dd carnival los.. wadd a pity mann.. sure be lotsa fun derhs..= (Oh yarhs.. 9plus dat tyme i went dwn n ii saw dd army's car n fire engines.. whee.. dd road was sealed frr dd cars to pass.. everyone wass shoutiin damn loudly sehh.. arrghhhdd soldiers was damn high tOo.. they wave.. they shout.. whee..den aft tt wennt tmall shop shop.. warhs.. so mani pple los.. they re floodin tmall.. hahas.. lame..budd zhen de hen duo ren.. yepps..No skkool todae.. yeye..!=)) cant wait frr fridae..!!!!tis yr National Day so rawkks..!!

never hadd dd dday- 10:59:00 AM

There's nothing special about her entry, seriously. Well, the typical twit I should say - twittish typing, act so exciting when she didn't even see shit at home, thinks that any hot army guy sitting in tanks are sHo hiGh tOo. And her fucking blog had Greenday's new song playing, extremely irritating. The title's something about waking up when whoever's period ends. Go figure.

Case Study #2: http://nothing-seemx-ritex.blogspot.com/

...blah blah blah she described the whole goddamn thing even what bus she took fuckit fuckit fuckit...

after tt we went to eat seafood steamboat..was like okok only..then when we were eating,the concert began..the singers were so loud lors..actually very fun lors..cos we could listen to singers while eating..hahas..then when we were about to finish,the jue dui SUPERSTARS came..hahas..my mom,younger bro and me were so excited..i jus cant wait to see them lors..they were so kwet,handsome and prettie esp junyang and kelly..they sang their theme song,cesci cesci bon,lao shu ai da mi and one national day song..i so love them sing the lao shu ai da mi..hahas..cos almost all the audience were singing together lors..i took some pictures of them lors..after the superstars left,alot ppl also left together lors.. then we went back to eat our free ice-cream..hahas..

after tt,my mum heard Wu Qi Xian singing..my parents were excied so we all went forward to see lors..took pictures again..hahas.. it was the end of the concert los..then everyone went home lors..me reach home like about 12.15..so late hors..hahas..then me got nth better to do so sleep at 1am lors..today woke up very late lors..me lazy pig mahs..hehex...then in the end ate lunch instead of breakfast...hahas..gonna be a boring day at home lors...

ARGHHH. Praise the lord (eat that, you CHC people who keep saying I'm being mean) I didn't go down to Marina. JUE DUI SUPERSTAR? Fuck you, Nathan. Can't you think of something less idiot-entertaining for us? Of all things, fuck I'd rather see Tyra Banks trying to act pretty on the stage.

when we were about to finish,the jue dui SUPERSTARS came..hahas..my mom,younger bro and me were so excited..i jus cant wait to see them lors..they were so kwet,handsome and prettie esp junyang and kelly.

Nevermind a twit like you fell for the stupid singing competition that produces singers that'd probably last shorter than a can of tuna, your mom and younger brother too? Mothers should be going for Dongfang Billy or Bae Yong Jun, NOT the kwet, handsome and prettie junyangs and kellies. As for your brother, I pray for you he doesn't turn out gay.

All in all, the only good thing that happened to you on your nation's birthday is probably the free ice cream.

Case Study #3: http://www.lostfaithineuu-.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, August 10, 2005
oh my.
so much to blog abt ystd.
I LOVE NATIONAL DAY!
* jumping like mad
went to the tampines ndp carnival with bro, mum, aunt, and chirst!
though i cldn't make it to the padang
the atmosphere was definitely as great as the one at padang!
well, the weather is HOT HOT HOT.
within minutes upon reaching i was ald perspiring like hellas.
but christ kept making my laugh
so i still enjoyed EVERYTHING anyway.
collected my goodie bag.
YAY!
i got the green one!
first thing i looked for was none other than the DISCOUNT BOOLKET!
sounds like auntie right?
but the discounts mostly apply to FOOD
and i am ANTI-FOOD :D
ohman.
tampines is a sea of WHITE.
so many white chairs neatly lined .
we quickly snatched seats
hahas. typically kiasu bunch.
and the moment we have all been waiting for finally began!
AARON AZIZ IS DROP-DEAD HOT!
hahas.
well. most of the time it was BORING.
the stupid army cars drove past so slowly,
that after i finised my snacks they were still driving away
how are they going to protect singapore like that?
by the time they reach, the whole singapore is GONE.
MAN.
i couldn't see KAESS AND GINA.
arghh!
our spirts were lifted when rui en and taufik made their appearances
we sang along loudly, we were so enjoying oursleves.
let's reach out for the skies, with wings we soar up high *

i simply love the night breeze.
and then. the FIREWORKS.
never have i been so close in distance with fireworks before
they were so BREATH-TAKING
everything was like MAGIC.
i was completely mesmerized by the fireworks throughout the 2 minute display
i took down everything with my digi camera
and until now i still keep replaying the fireworks display :D
GIVE ME FIREWORKS!
then the national day drew to a close.
so fast, so soon.
can't be bothred to rush home to catch shooting stars.
the actors are just nothing but CRAP!
so we stayed a little while more.
just can't bear to take my butts off the seats
HAHAS.

lovedd.<3;2:00>

I've just about had it with every other twit saying how breathtaking, magical, astounding, kidney snatching the fireworks were. Fuck it, they were just colourful lights in the air and they're only pretty cause the night sky's black and the contrast is FUCKING OBVIOUS, that's why. This twit's pathetic, not only did she fall in love with the fireworks and described as if it was her first time seeing it, she had to videotape it with her digital camera and replay, replay, and replay. It happens every fucking year, and if I'm not wrong its been happening for 40 fucking years. I'm rather surprise she wasn't interested in Shooting Stars, I thought twits like her would be dribbling saliva in front of the tv set waiting for Sylvester the hot kid who machiam never eat for 40 days.

Sometimes I wonder, 10 years down the road, what will the twit-infested Singapore turn out to be? Will the NDP only exist for kawaii fireworks and pop songs? Will the marching become vintage Disney characters parading down the stadium?

Fuck, now that I think about it, its fucking scary. So the bible actually has some truth in it, the end is near. All thanks to the twits, ah.

// posted by Anonymous @ 7:27 PM