we are the new shit.

Of course, our beloved smaller-than-a-red-bean-on-a-map country has finally become 40 years old. Every year, a very grand celebration would be held.

Being good citizens, we MOT have decided to celebrate National Day, but telling the world how pinksters celebrate National Day.

We all love goodie bags don't we? The free biscuits, mineral water, binoculars and booklets of shopping vouchers. I could still remember my favourite item, the kok kok maggie mee wooden thing. Gaah.

But the pinkters don't celebrate together with the rest of the country. They have, their very own goodie bag! :D

This is a picture of it.

"What fecking bag is that?" It's a very special plastic bag, I insist. WHY? See below!


Yup yup, it has several merlion icons on it. And that makes it really unique. You know, since when do you find pinksters so patriotic? Curious to see what's inside eh? Let me show you.


So pinkish! Almost everything you need to be a pinkster! ^_^ Aww, how thoughtful! Strawberry milk, strawberry-flavoured Pocky, random cosmetic, mirror, sharp comb, pink hairband, and wow, coupons!

Crowd pleaser, pink PMK shirt!

Remember, mIlK mAkEs eU dRuNk oHhs!


Weather is hot during the parade, so you need a hairband to tie your rebonded hair! :D


Pink nail polish for your alien nails. Yay! Finally, don't have to buy them anymore. This is for free!




Hate that surface like moon on your face? Worry no more, help is here. This can form super thick layers and hide all that holes you have.

How could we forget, Mirror and comb!


It's even 2 sided. Now you can look at yourself 24/7. How kawaii ah~

Now more ahlians can stab one another now :D



Random cosmetic!


Temporary tattoos so you can wash away when your mommy disapproves of it!



In case you are feeling hungry, here are some nutritional yet pink food to satisfy your hunger.

What do twits love? Shopping! Discounts. Of course their vouchers are special :D
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Very sweet, aye? We want to see more!


Actually it was a better bargin if it was a "Do 3 piercings and get 2 free!" :( Sue them!


Emo specs for you ma'am?


Oh my god, this has got to be my favourite! Pads with heart shaped wings! Where else can you find that except at Bimbo Land?


YES! This will definitely come in very handy for a bimbo! 99% of the coupons issued would definitely be used, I can assure you.


We love this one as well. Very useful for newbies who totally do not know how to edit pictures on their computers.


For some starters or bimbos wannabe, this is a very good start and would be very useful.


This is quite weird.


Yes! Sly as cover! I'm sure you have seen this guide everywhere at newspaper vendors and bookstores. Now we have something extra to give away as you get yourself a copy of the guide!


Unlike the real PMK, this is a little more different. You get to redeem PURE milk. And I mean MILK, not a damn stupid shirt that prints Pure Milk. Unless you're a pregnant woman with swollen busts, you probably don't have any milk.


A not-necessarily-must-have, but is a probably-should-have.

Also, a parody of the theme song might be created. It'll probably go like this!
Pring's version:
Reach for the Guys

My friends all call me hoe
But I prefer "xIaObLuR"
I catch no ball!
Makeup keeps me alive

On my "heals" I am tall
Go on a shopping spree
Fats and my high esteem
Trying out bikinis!

Chorus
Let's reach out for the guys
Break up and we will cry
New steads we'll all achieve
And try to act whiny

Let's reach out for the guys
Drama skills we apply
Go out must wear no sleeve
Let's charm and reach for the guys

When i think about my case
Cantonment it shall be
The time has come for me
To cut and chup in

With lurve within our hearts
As one hand in hand
Jiemuis qing shen never ends
Let's fight the best we can

Chorus
Let's reach out for the guys
Break up and we will cry
New steads we'll all achieve
And try to act whiny

Let's reach out for the guys
Drama skills we apply
Go out must wear no sleeve
Let's charm and reach for the guys

We can lure the guys

Let's wink and reach for the guys!

Due to extreme boredom, a HORNY version has been created as well.
Camry's Version (Not for kids under 13):
Reach out for the Guys
At a time when love was low
The Sex seems unsure
But through it all
You've kept your sperms alive

Now standing proud and tall
My cheebye loose and free
Buidling on hopes and dreams
Its in me I want you to be

Chorus
Let's reach out for the guys
Make out til we get high
Orgasm we'll all achieve
We'll make our own baby!

Let's reach out for the drive
Our backs we'll arch up high
Orgasm we must achieve
Let's moan and reach for the drive

When i think about your dick
The spErms, oh so sweet!
The time has come for us
To beep and to scream

With semen inside me
As one hand with dick
For pleasure and excitement
Let's do the best we can

Let's moan and reach for the guys!

Last but not least, we present to you:
HVV's Version
Reach out for the Beng

At a time when hope was low
Marlboro taste like sai
I need to kan
the girls from Selangkor

My lanjiao's very long
Its standing strong and free
I only hope tonight
Her pussy's not too big

Chorus
Let’s reach out for the bengs
and stab them with their combs
The sharp and pointy ones
Save the world from tragedy.

Let’s reach out for the bengs
and steal their Gatsby wax
Say bye, to centre parting
Who still want to chup with you


S.G.Fashionholics
Ah beng's good friend in need
Teach how to be japster
REMEMBER O.S.G?

FHM and Maxim
Helps them to PCC
Because they're just too cheap
To sign up for Broadband

Chorus
Let’s reach out for the bengs
and stab them with their combs
The sharp and pointy ones
Save the world from tragedy.

Let’s reach out for the bengs
and steal their Gatsby wax
Say bye to centre parting
Who still want to stead with you

My bros, one family
Let's strip and take neoprints!

ANG SOON TONG HUUUUUUAAAT!