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Need help understanding what one ah lian is? Let me tell you.
If you satisfy 10 or more criteria, oh man, I feel sorry.
10 or more, okay?
10 or more.

1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them
18. Loves techno
19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)

BAHAHA.