Sunday, March 13, 2005

What's An Ah Lian?

Need help understanding what one ah lian is? Let me tell you.
If you satisfy 10 or more criteria, oh man, I feel sorry.
10 or more, okay?
10 or more.

1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them
18. Loves techno
19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)

BAHAHA.

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well i think these points are more for an "ah lian" rather a bimbo... =)
 
eurodance lah! not techno, lol. great blog btw =)
 
oh what e` hell ?
yes yes ! i hate ahlians !
straight straight hair DE WORHXZXZX !
B3RR|3 KAWAIIXZX NEHXZXZX !
alright is damn GROSS ! DAMN DAMN DAMN !
who ever u are who open this blog ,
25million thumbs up !!!
 
wtf? hmmm... dude... u so do not know what really is an ah lian, though qte a bit of ur points are true. go hang out at ps or cine aft schools let out. u'll see... the ugliness of what is an ah lian. besides, i think your post really generalises what most girls are like, except for the "only knows how to speak hokkien" part. chill.
 
im so sorry saying this but oh man i feel disgraced as a singaporean or as a chinese in fact to be around these wannabes
 
so freaking right. they're ugly and dumb but don't realise it. their lives only have meaning if they get more 'god-bros and god-sis' and i wish they'll actually see how FREAKINGLY ugly they look in neoprints. put them in t-shirts and shorts and they'll look like rags. either ways, they are!
 
How about associating dumb blondes with ah lians?
 
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i SO agree with you. omg, i dont understand whats with all the vondutch and roxy shit. its okay if they match ONE with an outfit. but they wear ROXY/VONDUTCH/RIPCURL head to toe, which is so gross, because they think they look rich but they're so NOT. and they are mostly all fat, ugly and from neighbourhood schools. ewww, and most of them never EVER hears of manolo blahniks or topshop. ONLY VON DUTCH AND ROXY.
 
Bleh. It's sad that I actually fufill 1 of the listed crierias. I actually do wear PMK. Oh my. I should seriously consider dumping those god-damned shirts to aviod being classified into the AhLian catagory. But hey! Nothing in Topshop / Mango / Zara / Esprit suits me so oh well, PMK for me. People pray for me that i find something that actually suits me other than PMK. Amen! xD
 
Shirt, i mean. Without the 's'. :)
 
lmao lmao. ah lian sia. =x aiya.. let's just put it that ah lians wanna be bimbos also. or bimbos wanna be ah lians too. =x

cute man.

i mean.. cuttee w0rss.
 
knn ccb lin bei live so long still got c gerx gerx go this fashion n not chao ah lian la. lin bei ish ah bengz but i noe diff btw ah lianz and ahbengz. jus don look lik3 me can alweadyzz.

got sexy cute chio hot want to fuck rj girl this fashion lehzz.. those ger gerx got 4a a1 2d u call them chao ah lianz?!
 
i totally agree with your describtion of an ah lian.
my friends and i often hang out and we often see ah lian making alot of noise and acting cute while taking neoprints with is totally annoying. not about the noisy part because everybody just needs to break lose, but its the way they act cute which makes me feel sick.i m sure many people will agree with your describtion of an ah lian except those who are ah lians themselves. i do like roxy myself but all dressed in roxy?! wun tht look wierd? ok. anw, whoever tht created this account, a million thumbs up. (:
 
lol condemned marma seriously...you're better of drinking milk than using the advanced WWW,dude xD get off the web,i mean you're disgracing us all web surfers...
 
OH FUCK i sincerely apologise (damn my eyes) it wasnt meant for you,sorry if you're offended,i had no intention of offending you,(damn my eyes) argh seriously real sorry
 
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VIEW THIS BITCH HERE !
SHE SIMPLY SUCKS TO THE CORE !
ACT AH LIAN ONLY .
SEE HOW DISGUSTING SHE IS !
SEE WAD BIG NOSE AND MOUTH SHE HAS!
A TOTAL UGLY FREAKO !
 
it is, of course, the AhLians loved techno, but recently, they have upgraded themselves to RnB, which i reckoned its a total disgust when you see them flaunting away in Phuture and ChinaBlack.
 
So what if this fasion is a cheap boutique . still can buy clothes there right ? i can go to a pasar malam and buy clothes if i think they are nice.
tell you what , i think those who think that only expensive brands can be worn are downright shallow !
 
I don't agree that only ah lians rebond their hairs . Even my mum rebonded her hair . And she is definately not a ah lian . And besides that , some ah lian also know how to speak several languages . amm ... most girls cant live without their combs .
 
oi borntobe .. fat and ugly peeps cannot wear vondutch and roxy meh ? shallow !
 
ahlian is usually a cheena bitch. cheena bitch who thinks shes chiobu.
 
ahlian is usually a cheena bitch. cheena bitch who thinks shes chiobu.
 
-laughs out loud-
i totally agree with you. they like to wear things which so-called comes from von dutch and roxy. but wth! they're all FAKE. they are pple to who are the ACBCs. and addition to ure list, they are the pple who writes : I HATE ACBCs in their profile/blog/whatever. and they dont even noe they are one. GOSH.
 
i dun agree on the rebonded hair part. neither on the PMK, NWO, Von Dutch part. and most girls need their comb. but if u put them ALL together, then it makes an ah lian. anyway to the person who made this blog, rawk on !!!
 
Brilliant. Hits the nail on the head. Perhaps you might consider touching on the fact that these so called "lians" seem to enjoy hanging around basketball courts all the time? Haha. Fantastic post.
 
hahaha! i hit 2 points. so im not an ah lian. rebonding hair is good only if u're hair is frizzy BUT den ahs, if u take photos with fringe swept infront, like a poser. LOL. shOo kytee` nehhx. turn me off. LOL!
 
nwadays ah lians dun type in alternate dey type alot aditional letters . for example " ii l0rvee euu w0rhhs " n nwadays dey like purple n green cos its de trend . =x n ah lian dun hav straight hair . nw ah lians hair is layered n short . n dey dye their hair colour as blue , purple , or blah blah . those guai kias reborned their hair t0o . n u dun cor dem ah lian bahs . =\ cos i reborn mi hair t0o . n im 100% nt an ah lian . and they wear shot skirts its trend nt u like see a person wearing short skirts they r nt ah lian wad . TREND ok get it right .
 
eh eh. i love pink too, lol, and i do have a comb and mirror. but NO i don't chat with those weird letterings, no i dun have long rebonded hair that look like bamboo. hmmm, i like techno too, but NOT just techno, it's one of my fave genres to listen to when i get really pissed. yeah i agree with some of the points but not all, yeah, most girls can't live without a comb,not necessarily are they an ah lian. my on view of an ah lian:

1)typical cheena freaks who listen to all those cheeena bands.
2)they're long rebonded hair(even if they don't have rebonded hair)that must be so ULTRA flat, really straight to the core that the ends look like daggers.
3)buy those weird looking cloth bags from mini toons and all that.
4)in any conversations u have with them online/sms definitely has many extra characters additional with the most famous EUU/LURBE and blah blah blah
5)stand around like a slut, talking like some eeky gangster
6)always tend to have hair around their face although they wear hair bands.
6)yes, they LOVE von dutch(yucks), roxy is nice, but those 'rich girls' wanna be always wear roxy and all that stuff and bring down the name of it.
7)have those ultra cute poses in neoprints and pictures that go : KaWaIi NeHxX!!
8)always playing para para non-stop
9)always hanging around with the singapore gangsters
10)love wearing japster style

there's alot more to it actually. lol
 
ah lian always gt straight rebond hair or flat hair de meh? lol! i thought nw is short styled hair
 
these ah lians are so "cute" that i wanna spank their ass!
I LOVE THIS POST. har
 
ya, i so agree, but i think ryte.. the this fashion thing not appropriate, cos if the clothes are nice den buy rite? den can i ask does keep changing hairstyle, dying hair and wear those oh so revealing clothes when they haf no shape called ahlian? pls reply asap[:
 
ii lurbbs diish webby worX! =D

LOL. funny shit! =D
 
nono, you mean FAKE von dutch handbags/ trucker caps etc.
 
ahlians are now into stripes, purple, green, pink and black clothings. arent they? and they all lUrBbEx mickey mouse. oh, and dont get me started on those ONE-AND-A-HALF-ROUND beads (they look like devoted monks).
 
but then, one thing, the von dutch things they use are all FAKES! plus roxy stuff, all from the street shops or pasar malams. simply fake, cheap n irrtating. they make the real ones look disgusting. i think this is a nice blog! HAHAHA.
 
nowadays those true ah lians don't write in this format: ii larbbe euu sho damn muchh wors. nowadays ppl who write like tt are acting ah lians only. now ah lians don't wear pmk or roxy or this fasion. they wear ebase and all. i think those who wear von dutch are mostly those malay 'ah lians'. now ah lians like mickey mouse which is a total insult to mickey. yes they have rebonded hair. they dye their hair. they apply black nail polish. they put on make ups. they have mirror and comb wherever they go. now i don't think they wear skirts they wear 3/4 pants. newest. they wear a small jacket *those short ones*. they wear those beaded necklace which totally looks like a monk to me. nowadays ah lians dont wear no brand one. they wear branded one. they carry those shoulder bags. they like to zilian and act cute which is so gross and i dunno why ah lians love techno. brrr. they sprout hokkiens and vulgarities. they hv LOUD voice.
 
HEY! Seems like these are more of Meenahs than Ah lians, maybe you could make a post on what makes a meenah. =X ANyway, great blog.
 
Umm... I hit 5 points. I think the opposite as you, TECHNO IS NICE. =D Well we all have our own taste. so if your impression of ah lians love techno, i won't say anything... =/
 
i hit a few points . i totally disagreed wif a few points lyk , if they cant wear branded lyk roxy n vondutch and can wear shop from this fashion and other cheap clothes , wad can they wear ??? n i totally agreed wif fake branded ! lyk i got a fren with always bring a branded bag to sch ...obviously , they r fake !!! i enjoy readin a lot of ur post lyk habbo hotel n cyndi ...but i not so totally agreed with tis post ...oh and 1 more point , ah lians lyk to insult ppl indirectly ...lyk i got a girl in my class hu always post in her blog "some ppl "here and "some ppl " there ...i read her blog . her "some ppl " obviously is mi ..and she lyk to pretend to be nice ...and go around filrtin wif boys then say "some ppl hor , lyk to firlt wif boys" oh pls ! other ppl will tot tt she is talkin abt herself !
 
Hello. I don't really agree on the ah lians wearing Roxy. Roxy is too expensive for them, don't you think so? Hah. And not only ah lians apply black polish too, some normal girls wear black polish too. And some girls also wear cardigan or whatever shit, they're not ah lians. Oh well, & you forget that they put the camera SO near to their faces & take their eyes & noes, but not their whole face. What the ****? Hah. Nice post btw.
 
no- i think there's nth wrong shopping at cheap boutiques dude. twits have sth wrong in their noodles which are probably on their butts, rather abnormal. i think THIS fashion is a nice shop, seriously. :D
 
crap.i feel that the real
ahlian is
1) full of vulgarities-
wait,this point doesn't stand on its own, for some girls are 'act lian' type u see.
in depth, they rattle abusive words, and they do it. for example- " kiampa ah " then they really whoop u up or give u a little slap.
2) must be a part of gang member
SI la gao (sa la gao 369)
guat sum sia (534)
angkun/tong
whatever shit.
people cannot agree with her, *RINGRING, LIMBU ZAI "VENUE" , XIA LAI WHOOP DAO SONG
people stare at her thenh her middle finger shoots up
accidentally trip over her own foot then she will swear that the earth's gravity got problem.
3) have alot of BIG SHOTty boyfriends.
" u daree buwwie mOiix I TeLLsH mY lAoOGaUzx wHackShx eUuUxHoRhHhXX " BOOOOO! im scared.
well, ya. and they hate their boyboys t be called "virgin mobile" so they go exercise w'em t prove t the world they not infertile, no need saturated viagra.
well, this is for the sick ahlians.
some ahlians are loyal-species-
friends got problem, fight for rights, nothing else, keep their hands out of trouble.
these type of ahlians mentally disturbed, cannot be blamed.
I believe, MOT contributors meant those act ahlian type.
act lai act qu de.
and those are really horrible.
they might not necessary be bimbotic, having to leave with mirrors and combs every 3 seconds, but they need affirmation that they are best, biggest, and they wanna control the whole damn world. this type of people can go be matrix 4 or bad-woman alr.
 
most of the people thinks that girls from neighbour schools are usually some freaking ah lians . for me , im from a neighbour school too and i hate those " ii LurBee euU woRrhs " please don't misunderstand those who ain't ah lians
 
knnnccb. we pai kia hav our wae or living. y shld u all freaks interrupt into out lives. u dogs. i don care whu u all r i jus noe u all r basterds bitchs. say ah lian n ah bengs for wad? at hm nth thu do ars? shyt la. lj kia n cb kia
got ji come out talk la. i noe u all freaks won come out 1 la coz u all no cb n lj.
 
Some of the things you have listed is really personal preference to some pal . But to most , i agree youngster nowdays just follow the trend too much . But regrading some of e points i don agree , i mean haven straight hair can be a personal preference . Liking PMK and other brand of shirt can be one too . You shouldt make this public as in u would harm some inncocent . I agree almost totally with you but .. Do me a favour take this down . It wont do good to any1 . It might crack people up during times but . First it get yourself into trouble . There are people that act like what u have listed that arent that friendly . So better take this down

Regards
Death Fatality / Shi Hao
 
mt brown says tetno is not techno. hahahahaha nice one!
 
mr brown says tetno, not techno. hahahaha nice one there.
 
Quote:

"i SO agree with you. omg, i dont understand whats with all the vondutch and roxy shit. its okay if they match ONE with an outfit. but they wear ROXY/VONDUTCH/RIPCURL head to toe, which is so gross, because they think they look rich but they're so NOT. and they are mostly all fat, ugly and from neighbourhood schools. ewww, and most of them never EVER hears of manolo blahniks or topshop. ONLY VON DUTCH AND ROXY.
# posted by borntobe. : Monday, 10 October, 2005"

What's the problem with being a neighbourhood schooler. You shallow fuckass.

What's the big deal about knowing names like manolo blahniks or topshop. Like huh? Big deal. Big fuck. Oh so you know brands like these but does that make you any more high classed than those "ah lians" you claimed?

Who do you think you are, some fashion police?

ROXY/VONDUTCH/RIPCURL head to toe, i guess it would not have looked nice if YOU were the one putting them all together.

BTW. This entry is a very subjective one. What's the problem of liking pink and everything has to be pink?

13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
My super toot friend likes pink ever since young but nobody ever considered her as an ahlian. She, too, wants everything to be PINK.

Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
What's the problem with shopping at cheap boutiques la. Are you just trying to tell the whole world ah lians are poor? And you are rich enough not to shop at This Fashion?

16. Many god-bros and sis.
I sense jealousy.

18. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
You've just gone against 80% of the female population.

20. Loves techno
HELLO? Loves techno = Ahlian. I guess you ran out of ideas by now?

21. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
All three I have. DIE LIAO. I'm an ah lian.

8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
What is unimportant to you might not be to others. Moreover. some people (perhaps like you) might be just nit pickers and are extremely fussy about who to make friends with (for e.g, NO FATSOS). That's the purpose of friendster, to know more people and find people who appeals you. They too, probably hope to find some online romance. Well, you wouldn't want to date someone taller than you if you are a guy right?

23. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN. :)
Oh no. Are you describing my grandmoter?

1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
What's wrong with trying to be prettier?

6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
HAR??? Like that also considered. LMAO. This also considered. I salute you.

I managed to pick out ten irrelevent pointers. Oh man. I feel sorry for you.
 
oh yah. btw the above comment is left by me. here's my link. take care and enjoy people.
 
god!
wad is wrong wif TECHNO*???
i bet u're juz sum major stereotypist. seriously.

u discriminate PINK* as being an ah lian color. my baby sister mite be one.

HOKKIEN* also considered?
UNWANTED is right,most of our ancestor were pai kias!
u tink singlish n hokkien speakin/typing people are fked up twits?
i terribly doubt u can avoid being one den.

what is WRONG wif THIS FASHION*?
juz bcuz u cant fit into most of the dress-sized dey have, duzen mean u have tu put it down. u're so SHALLOW. seriously. i feel sad for u.

look at the environment we live in!
if u cant stand it, i suggest u migrate tu sumwhere else...shoo! shoo!.... and tell everyone there how heroic u were, by makin a fuss out of wad 95% of the teenage population do...

why make a big deal out of small things like the way people type and all? if thats the way dey wanna do it...jus LET THEM.
i spose u guys have nth better to do. =)

and yes. about the poses* of taking Self-picture...everything seems to look "twittish" and WRONG to you?... why not u show us the RIGHT pose eh?
or are u juz JEALOUS people have wad it takes to be vain, while u're too ugly to even dare to open up about urself.

and that bitch(sorry for the vulgarity) that sumhow juz slammed down NEIGHBOURHOOD school into the ground... i say "FUCK YOU!"
your mummy n daddy might have spoiled u rotten, u muz be sum rich bitch tinkin u're the RIGHT THING...who are u to judge how people wear? what makes u think u dress perfect?...go to the president's hse and boast about how u shop at high class places and stuff. the majority dun need ur crap.

its sad how these bloggers mostly spend much of their life tryin tu defame people's FRIENDSTER. its oways "OMG! LOOK AT THIS FRENSTER! LOOK AT HOW SHE TYPE! COME ON! THIS IS BIGGER NEWS THAN UR GRANDMOTHER DYING!"...sorry bout the extra add on`s. but it feels more or less diz way.im sorry but it's gettin more n more RIDICULOUS.

u'll probably gimme sum attitude and tell me "click the red cross on the top rite-hand-corner if u dun like us"... dun bother, im gonna do just that =)
 
An Ah Lian irritates shit outta me. But then again some of your comments aren't exactly true. Now my friend can't live without her mirror. All girls probably can't. They wanna look good. Now she ain't an ah lian. She's hot and isn't local. My friend adores pink. But hates twits. See? Ok annoying poses and NEHXX is ahlianish. So you see. OK only 2 I disagree. The rest. Pretty much true. I Hate Lians
 
can someone tell me whats the meaning of a bimbo or himbo?
 
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wtf is wrong wif neighbourhood schs?! DOWN RIGHT SHALLOW thinking tat neighbourhood schs r bad do u noe tat every sch is a gd sch it jus depend on how the student in it behaves... n neighbourhood schs hav bimbos too but den dun forget the innocent ppl lyk the small poportion of the sch makes the whole public thinks the sch is so ah lian n ah beng wtf?
 
nvm if u dun noe wad i mean tats sad... sorry my way of trying to express the way i tink is poor...
 
Hey,just want to comment that this blog is pretty good,but about the Ah Lian thing,actually it's not fair to say that those who shop at "cheap boutiques" e.g. This Fashion are ahlians.The thing is actually you think that everyone has parents who print money?!If people jus want expensive branded stuff then that's actually a lot more ahlian.
 
yeah.i sorta agree wif u but if u dun appreciate techno den dun come n group it wif ah lians!it isnt AH LIAN-ISH!
 
hEllo...not every girl hu wears pinks r ah liansss...wat a stupid comment..i bet u have nothing 2 do than create tis blog 2 make urself a fool...hahahahas...

typing in singlish ish their personal problems...la lei lo ma wor
hor de...adding tis to their msg can shows ppl wat they r trying to express...eg;(mood) eg;(patricia...i just broke up wif my bf...very sad LEI...) (u eat le ma) (now is not my fault hor..u started it up de lo)get it???

shopping at tis fashion is no wrong...doesn't mean tat ppl who wear branded stuffs are pure ANGELs.. Now i ask u back la...wear branded stuffs are ppl hu mainly wanted 2 show off tat they r rich right..? shop at tis fashion r also option 4 poor ma...being poor isn't a disgrace...

ppl hu speaks hokkiens is b coz of their dialects...u've to learn 2 respect customs....

above all e points...u've pointed,i juz wanna let all of u noe..
ppl may b ah lians...but have u spare a thought 4 them???maybe they grow up in tis kinda family...or they trying 2 seek attention from their parents... mayb some dun even hav a parent.. u seen it wiv ur eyes b4..?? i do!!! but i do agree tat some r jus poser..

but rather than giving comments on them,why not try helping them???they need advise more than ur stupid n unreasonable comments...u r nt in ani position 2 judge ani one of them...

dun judge a person by it's cover!!!
 
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WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS FUCKING BLOG!!??? COME ON COME ON KEEP THOSE HANDS GOING UP!!!!!!! xD MAN U FUCKING GOT THIS SHIT RIGHT LOL! ITS ABOUT TIME SOMEONE SCREW SOME SENSE INTO THOSE... wad do u call it? ah lians?? LOL
HEY wait a minute.... FUCK U HARD... WAD ABOUT THOSE AH BENGS? O.O? LOL
 
A PEACE OF MY MIND!
TECHNO FUCKING SUCK!
 
oh heys.it may be true sum ahlians will do these craps..but it isnt very nice to pick on people's personal affairs like thos eposes and *twits*.well, they are labelled the latest trends and u cant expect modern girls to wear chongsam taking neoprints ehh?duhs..i have sum of the qualities too,an i considered ah lian?
Btw,sumwhat picking on THIS FASHION isnt a very nice idea ars..so what it is a cheap botique,as long as those cloths fits nicely on ur bosy,who cares..cant live w/o mirror?that is a girl's nature..but whatever it is,those things u listed down are more for bimbos.hahas.beauties w/o brains.Currently,ah lians live with brains,mind you,ah lians are naive kids trying to have fun,picking on them like that...err..doesnt sounds good.
 
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correction ! they probably wear fake von dutch and surf wears :| rarely any lians would have money the afford the real thing. LOL.
 
Please update your blog about an ahlian . Cause most of da ahlians dont typpee liikee thiis aniim0ree.
But so wad if dey type like tt? You people type good english. But do yu even speak good english? Dont critisize ahlians and catergories dem.Being an ahlian is much better then being a NERD . reading good books and all? crap. Girls need their comb and mirrors.. its just part of their girly habits. dont talk about PMK and bla bla.Your not actually insulting ahlians. Your insulting PMK.and PMK do have nice clothes, ahlians are loud.most of them smoke.hang around bugis and all.. talking about the ROXY AND VONDUTCH? thats just plain minahs* no offence. So wad if their fat and wears mini skirts? most minahs do that. Not ahlians ~ their proud of their dressing. and they dont care about wad other people think,Yea. people who critisize ahlians.. Your simply jealous? if eva one day. yu have a fight and all. you should really think twice about hating ahlians.
 
your points seems to hit many girls in general. liking techno isn't a crime, its nice but not totally overwhelmed by it of course.
roxy is a nice brand and times have changed. you can tell what's an ah lian. the way they walk, talk and sit. even the most expensive zara shirts and topshop jeans can't disguise it.
red hair is nice when tastefully applied, how come the all popular golden isn't there? oh did you forget that many actually proceed straight to silver hair without going through middle age?
try updating your list of ah lians soon? its rather.. dated.
 
There is no doubt that you have many impressive posts, my favourite would be the My MapleStory but this post is totally outrageous.

[1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight] -> Its a trend that has been around for quite long. Who to say that long rebonded hair = AhLian? How you know that its straight before they go rebonding? Especially if they keep tieing up their hair. Even if its straight it may not be smooth or soft. They still got to take extra care for their rebonded hair. Does this mean that they spend $$, time and effort caring for their hair just to let you brand them as AhLian?

[2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints] -> its their $$, its their memories, why condemn? As long as they are happy, why not? AhLian? I disagree with this.

[12. Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)][20. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch]-> Not everyone goes for brand, there are people who go for STYLE reagardless of price. FYI, This Fashion is not that cheap either now. PMK, NWO, Von Dutch -> why not? If no one wears them means they have to close down? You don't like it doesn't mean others can't wear it.

The use of wor, hee, nehz, keke, mah, ohhz have somehow become a slang (or habit) same as lah, leh; and many people are using it, this does not make them a AhLian or AhBeng. How they speak or type is none of your business too, no one force you to talk to them if you don't like it.

[8.Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)] -> I admit that this is rather unnecessary but this does not determine a person's character. They may have their reasons for putting it. And don't assume that you know those reasons unless you go ask them 1 by 1. Even a survey cannot 100% represent everyone, what makes you think you can? [9. Add strangers to their account] -> if this is the way they are making friends so be it. You can't say they are wrong. Can't you just advice them to be more careful instead of condemning them? Every friends you make begin with the stage whereby both of you are strangers regardless in real life or online. Can you say that I'm wrong? If yes, prove it! [11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]] -> These are their own feelings! Its something like you confiding in your friends when you fell out of love or sad or whatever. Blogging and diary contains your thoughts, feelings and opinions isn't it? What's wrong with it?! Its just the difference in media of communication.

[6.Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames][14.Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal]-> these are just usernames! What they preferred to be called is sorely own choices. Usernames are unique, how can everyone use the same? E.g. ahhlynn -> someone may have already taken the nick ahlynn. I'm sure many of us have headache over coming up with usernames because so many have already being in used.

[15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]16. Many god-bros and sis.] -> hey, when does this become a 'crime'? JIEMUIs can be good/best friends. God-bros and sis can be friends. Its just name calling! There is no rule or law to say that you can't treat your friends like brothers and sisters.

[17. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR] -> As so many others have pointed out, this point is ridiculous. Tell me that you don't have a comb and mirror; tell me you have never used one before in your life. Regardless of your age or gender, those are a necessity in life!!

[18.*maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.]-> this is Narcissism or Zi Lian! What has it got to do with being a AhLian?

[13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.][19. Loves techno][21. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.]-> these 3 points are definately self preferences. Still the same old words, you don't like it doesn't means others can't.

[7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts]-> This is very insulting. Whoever got hurt by this remark or other points that are listed, don't be, have more confident in yourself. Its your life you are living, don't always be affected by others' opinions. Be true to yourself. Its you who is in control of your life, not them. You won't be happy if you keep living by others' opinion or their judgement of you. Remember this; No one is perfect. Everyone has their own way of living life and its not for you to condemn. What they dress is their own preferences, as long as they think its nice, why not? Quite many points you listed out is focus of outlook. Anyway, I still think inner beauty is what that counts. No one is similar, you can't expect everyone to think like you or having the same mindset as you. Everyone is unique in someways.

Your this post is very misleading. Im surprised that so many people agree with you. Is like 'Do You Truly Understand A Girl?' You are causing many not AhLian girls to be condemned by those people whom blindly follow your post. The points are what you assumed and they may not be true. Out of the 22 points, ONLY point 22 hold some relevant but it too may not be 100% true. They may be influenced by other people for the used of hokkien vulgarities. As we know that many hokkien elderly do use those.

From Wikipedia -> "Ah lian is a perjorative term commonly given to a certain group of young Chinese girls in Southeast Asia, especially Singapore and Malaysia. These chinese girls, whose age ranging from their adolescent years to late 20s, usually centralize in the busier and more developed cities in the region. They are regarded as bimbos, and are stereotyped as anti-intellectual, superficial, materialistic, and shallow."

How true is this definition I don't know and don't want to comment. Afterall, it takes an AhLian to know another AhLian. For all you know, you may despise them but they may be proud of who they are and happy with it. Who is the true winner? The ones who are happy or the one who are criticising? Honestly, I don't like the wikipedia definition. I wonder who come out with it.

If you satisfy 10 or more criterias, oh man, I'm feel sorry.
10 or more, okay? -> Not possible since most of the points are invalid.

This comment is long enough to be an actual post. Sorry about that. Above are just my point of views. Its up to you to agree or
disagree. No hard feelings. Take care everyone!
 
OMG OWNED
 
I think women is women, they are all beautiful in different way, shouldn't be categorised. =)
 
omgOMGOMGOMG like i lub lians orh dont slander them! *stamps feet
 
i think wadever ue said ish utter rubbish pleasee. dunch criticise ppl unneccessarily. i knw its fer leisure, budden do ue lyke ppl criticising ue? if ure answer ish yes, i think ure sorts alr. pengs.
 
To: Jacklyn*

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A NERD?? PLEASE DON'T CRITICIZE OTHERS !!!
 
hmm ,what is so bad about neighbourhood schools . one of you three got into mjc . which has a fairly large population of neighbourhood school students too . does that make you one of them now since you are in the same school as them ? what a bitch .
 
You need to update. Ah lians now also have fake, curly, big hair ala Cyndi Wang.
 
ah lian usually is chio bu lor
 
wo lao kaobei seh i truly agree wif anti mot ,, dun at there insult ppl lei ,,
 
You obviously don't know what's a real ah lian and acted that you know. how do you know that their hair is originally straight before they rebonded? I see, are you trying to hint that you know someone who is like this and you are bloody jealous? What's wrong with shopping at cheap boutiques,like this fashion? Who think everyone is as rich as you? And hello, it is not neccessary that an ah lian have fetish for pink. Some ah lians like other colours. Who could live without a mirror or comb? You think you can? This post on Ah Lian really make you look like a idiot. Your english is good and should try on other topics. Don't try to catagories people. Yes, you are free to speak what you want. Do you know that the power of speech can hurt people? Grow Up, you attention seeking people.
 
Oh yah, I forget to add another point. you admit that you are jealous of stupid people right? Well, congraduations, you seems to have stupidity in you too.
 
ah lian ->

1. every time girls whom she their direction, they would yell: DIAO WHAT DIAO!? KAO BEI AH?!

2. See someone not shuang than go there ka jiao

3. have alot alot alot of bf and don't cherish them they only take them as like a "body guard"

4. some are chio bu some aren't that chio bu but ACT chio bu


just want to say : TECHNO SUCKS - it gives me headaches
 
hey. i totally agree with your description of AH LIANS man! you are cool! but, just to emphasize something, we shouldnt be too "stereotyping" eh? i got decent friends who go to This Fashion, and This Fashion is seriously a place for aunties.. although i do agree with you-typical ah lians go there to shop. because they have no enough money to shop for TRUE STUFFS. eh? whatever. AH LIANS know it the best. and people who types with "S,Z,X" behind are just poor in the command of languages. we cant blame them in fact. just got to pray that they can understand one day that typing normally looks nicer aCtUaLLyXz. =P okay, enough of AH LIANS. to sum-up, AH LIANS are just COWARDS. they do things to ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES.

THEY ARE WEAK INSIDE.

they are insecure, incompetent, indifferent about the world, cos they think they know the coolest stuffs. one day they will wake up and understand that they are living in deception and everything will crash on them. this apply to AH BENGS. apply to all COWARDS of the world who only know how to put on FACADES to lie their life through.

GOD BLESS THE LIANS AND BENGS.
 
hey dude! ah lians also ahve taste k! wad go tis fashion my foot! they go places that sell fashionable stuff! u depise ah lian huh?! other gals who have some common like 10? call ah lian arh???? wtf! u dunno wad is a real ah lian k! and not all ah lian is fat lor! gotskinny n chio ah lian k! ignorant person! -.-' get a life!
 
MAN I LOVE THIS BLOG! WOOHOO! i have truoble reading all those wierd words and have to decipher it for at least 5 mins?! arghh. seriously..i LOVE this blog!
 
it ALL comes down to this CONCLUSION, ah lians r LOSERS.

i find that ah lians all NO TASTE de, all copy one another,
dun cha all AGREE?
but there's one thing i gotta agree on, some ah lians are pretty hot
but then, they jus spoil their image by using COLORFUL HOKKIEN VULGARITIES.
its such a disgrace,singaporean ah lians r a DISGRACE, no class, n can classify them as
"loser gangsters"
n china gangsters are no better, the way they curl they speak makes me wanna laugh to death already
AW COME ON CHINA, U R UNWANTED IN SINGAPORE! U LOSER TONGUE ROLLERS!
hah,oh pls i dun think walking round wif pokka dots shirt n black eyes n black fingernails is cool, i think u look lik u jus got smacked by ur bf throughout the night, its WAY UNCOOL lor,

but holding mirror is ok i guess. btw, neighbourhood schools dun suck,okok,the schools do suck, but not the students over there, u got a wrong impression of the ppl over there la,

n i dun mind techno but seeing those gals dancing at the arcade,looking lik pure losers,noob dancers. god they r disgusting.
 
ONLY ONE THING TO SAY ONLY LOSERS AND NO LIFERS LISTEN TO TECHNO!!WHOEVER IS READING THIS AND LISTEN TO TECHNO FUCK YOU!:D..TECHNO HAS NO MEANING
 
finally , i read finish all those comments. i argee with one of the comment which is those people who says that they hate ACBCs - they are one actually (: it's just that didn't realise it. i got a classmate who claimed to hate copycats , and she said that "copycats are bitch!" but she herself is a copycat , does this make her a BITCH too ? HAHA! she claimed herself to be REBELIOUS, STYLE & ATTITUDE , but PLEASE , she's a mummy girl ; act lian. but she's not one ; she attitude ? if she is , i guess im much more attitude than her yea. she called herself STYLE ? is it the opposite of STYLE ? she got no taste! she started wearing mickeymouse clothes AFTER the trends. she fits in more than 10 of it ; infact 18 to be excat . she's a twit too ! this kind of classmate is such a disgrace to my whole class and school. MOT ; rock on ! do post on AHBENG (: cirtising just lian is not enough XP
 
My my how pathetic they r

seemingly their life revolve aroudn their fairytale land..

FOOLS!

of course...stil no point wagging a war wif them..gets me no where
 
well,i think nt exactly every criteria u mentioned relle is of a Ah-Lian las.like,for example ,shopping at AUNTY BOUTIQUES [sp?] also? like wtf,is This Fashion relle condisered Aunty-ish?
Lols,nd wearing pmk shirts doesnt mean ur're a Lian too luhhs.
 
Beneath all that cosmetics, clothes, dyed hair and shit... is

NO CONFIDENCE.
 
omg, this post has more truth in it than the holy bible itself
 
HAHA. they can join the MGS bimbo army. ahaha.
 
o no..yew ppl r nort dat gud enuff eithr..tiin wadd lahhz..sae we ah liianz ndd ah bengz lyk wadd lyk dat..oii ii tel yew ar..dun insult us okiie horhhs..FUCK YEW lahhz..do yew heard of ah liianz mre choii dan thse normal luukiin gerr in street ar..ndd ah bengz iish so kool ndd shuaii dan derr normal guy iin street ar..if yew neberr heard biiferr beta fiind sum1 tuu slap yew until yew wake up ndd c horhhs..nah beii..if yew jealus juz sae lahhz..ii tiin yerr face iish nort dat gud eithr lahhz..maybii iish juz luuk lyk yerr ASSHOLE bahhz..lolz..dun gaui lah worhhs..heh heh^^
 
asshole...ah liianz ndd bengz rox
 
wah lao ehh..wadd rubbiish r euu tokiin bout siia?!miie joiin gang ferr oredii 3yrs ndd fiirst tme c so manii tiin frm euu al siia..siiao giin na ar eziit..don tok so manii cock lahh..euu neberr tok cock wiil matii ar eziit?!KEONG KAN!!!..=.=eat oredii gort ntg tuu do ar eziit..
 
yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ah lians of coz gt straight straight hair la...n of coz beri kawaii neh...hu sae ah lians beri e ugli or ACT CUTE BUAY CUTE horhhs...i tink yur face is rather look lyk a bunch of SHIT la...n wadda else arh...stil sae ah lians is BIMBO arh..den wadda yuu tink yuu re ley?!wrost den a prostitute la...lol...chee bye la al of yuu hu insult or offend ah lians horhhs...i bet yuu re juz tuu jealous bout em...coz yuu al dun hav a gud lookin n wrost,look lyk prostitute lo...lol...>.<
 
WAHHH PIAMMM EHHH !!! WADDD SAEEE USSS ACTTT CUTEEE BUAYYY CUTEEE ARRR !!! SOWIEEE HORHHH ... DERRR MEANINNN FERRR "ACBC" ISHHH NORTTT "ACTTT CUTEEE BUAYYY CUTEEE" HORHH ... FERRR NOWADAES HORHH ... "ACBC" MEAN " ACT CUTEEE [BERY'referrr tuuu very] CUTEEE" LAHHH ... FERRR WADDD ISHHH WRUNNN ABOUTTT ADDITIONALLL LETTERRR ARRR ... WEEE USEEE ADDITIONALLL LETTERRR OSOOO GORTTT YOORRR PRBBB DERHHH MEHHH ?! IFFF YOOO DONNN LYKKK AHHH LIANNN NDDDD AHHH BENGGG DANNN BETAAA KIPPP YOORRR MTH SHUT UPPP WORHHHS ...
 
chee bye chee bye ... chao chee bye la.. FUCK YOUR MOTHER SMELLY CUNT la...
 
just my two cents worth.

they alr posted at the beginning of the post clearly stating that only if you hit 10 points & above then you are considered an ah lian.

therefore, half of you people who actually commented don't exactly read. do you? lol

also, this is their opinion. what they think of people. and what they consider to be ah lians or not. if you think you're not, then you're not. whats the point of coming here, reading and then get angry and then shoot vulgarities out of your mouth like some machine gun for? whats the point ?

you're just wasting your time. plus, if you say that they are stereotyping, then so be it. don't tell me that you've never stereotyped people before. don't. lol.

oh and um, to those supposedly twits, if you think that MOT is insulting you guys and like "interrupting" your lives, i'd say get a life. as in a real life. lol okay, i admit i'm a little bias here. but that aside, if you really think that MOT are just a bunch of no-lifes, suckers,fu*ckers, whatever, then what are you doing here, "wasting your precious time" , reading stuff that insults you?

seriously, get a life and leave or something. the reason why they set this up is most probably becos they just can't stand you and need a place to rant about it.

oh and i read about someone who mentioned saying, that MOT writes good english doesn't mean they speak good english. this isn't true please. lol If you write good english, you speak good english.

so yeah. sure, their post about ah lians are flawed.
but hey, you know, i know, they know, everyone knows that nobody's perfect. so instead of pin-pointing their mistakes, just chill. sit back & relax. take things in your stride etc;
 
Well wat i feel is that if the girl behaves like wat is mentned below only to a certain extent then it should be ok... I mean like ishh, eeuuuu and lurrrbe is ok like mebbe in friendster or smth but chatting on msn wif that is frankly disgusting >.< ...and we shoudnt discriminate agnst neightbourhd schools....not all r like that lar.
But one thing which seriously pisses me off is those fat girl acting sexy... u noe wat i mean...i swear my eyes were nearly fried when i saw one of those...call me shallow but wateva... i mean who isnt
 
i feel sorry for some ppl... maybe they just grew up in that kind of sourroundings... well for me i got in a good sch.. and i had no idea that the outside world was so gay.. i mean so so gay! maybe 2 years back it was still ok but now things are getting out of hand... the 13 year olds are becoming lians too.. or maybe 11 year olds.. when puberty is beginning at a younger and younger age. and they wear ever so skimpy outfits to appear so old.. and they become camwhores.. oh god what happened to the innocence.. and yea i'm only 17, i'm young too, and i'm saying this... just a few years of difference in age what happened? [same one who gave comments on the maplestory and habbo entries]. really thankfully none of my ex-sec sch classmates or current jc classmates act like that. again, i don't mean to discriminate.. but most of the lians got into a not-so-good pri sch in the first place, and therefore did not get into a good sec sch either, and ended up what they are now. oh gosh the govn has a long way to go in improving its education...
 
actually i quite agree wif u..... QUITE only.......
one of my frend always go arcade n play evry week must go at least twice.... 1 week never go they will lyk wanna die...... mayb u shud add in dis point tooo.......
 
For one thing,your SO right. Too bad I study in that kind of enviroment. Most of the people are ah lians/bengs in my school :\ Inmagine the horror.
 
ah lians -> trendy wankers. Yeah I really think that they are poor and have to go to cheap boutiques. And everything they bought is on sale. Just look at how short their pathetic denim skirts are. They deserve to go on sale cos there is not enough threads to sew it into jeans or something
ah bengs -> Dont dare to go 1 on 1. Always go in packs and thinks they're so fuckin fierce. Once, this lone beng looked at me for god knows what reason. He got ear studs all over. So i stared at him back. He looked away. He fuckin LOOKED AWAY! and then he took out his hp and started smsing. I was very sure he was older than me. God, what a sissy. Only looked so fuckin called 'scary/fierce' when they travel in packs and have that swishy-swashy hand movement when they walk. wtf.
 
although some of the points are true, i dont agree to EVERYTHING you say in this post.anyone can type with the xxx at the back, or whatsoever. and i totally agree with what kizushite said, "besides, i think your post really generalises what most girls are like, except for the "only knows how to speak hokkien" part. chill.".

DOH?
 
fork lians who use shit english. i think they're demented or something. it really turns me OFF. SERIOUSLY. whats up wiidd all ob thiish nehhx? fork. after studying english for so many years. cant THEY type properly? and typical singaporean ah lians are shit. they go around giving people attitude and think theyre one big fucking cool. OH GOD. its time you people actually grow up and get a life. and ah lians go for forking cheap stuffs. theyre broke. omg. ah lians and bengs ar... wake up please. stop all this. your'e throwing your own face away. DEFINITELY.
 
lians and bengs only rot. they cant study, they stone around. and has a fucking attitude with tons of piercings and whatever ang kongs. they look real disgusting. EEEEEEE. and -goodness. fish your hokkien vulg's. its really horrible and disgusting.
 
To those lians . It is a MUST to flame mot when they start to criticise you ? In a way of another . You can just see this blog as a no point blog . View the makers of this blog as some nerds or in your language "guaii kiia" that got no life . Seriously , if you feel offended so much . Come to mot and start to show off about your "perfect" english . People will get amused by it and continue to flame you even more . See the point ? If you feel that you like ur life the way it is , and its a constructive life . Do not fucking care what others say . If you wan a mature debate . At least , at least with decent english . Thanks loads .
 
To mr anoymous , i study and studied in a not so civilise surrounding . Why aint i acting like those twits ? The twits actually choose the twits way . Why ? They just cant deflect the peer pressure on them . The surronding does not affect everything . Do not speak as if that they didt have proper mindset to choose what the want .
 
i was surprised when i browsed through the comments posted from those you know, "ah lianz" and those "ah bengz". omg. pls stop it. you all twerps are murdering the language the lord has created. your english is terrible. what is this world becoming to? i belive that we, normal people are much better looking in the sense of how we carry ourselves then you all "lianz" and "bengz" do. god bless the world.
 
HI!
firstly i'd like to say that its very impressive for you to take so much time to talk about "twits" and "ah lians" and what not. true, i cant stand them either!! haha, but maybe like you should kinda not list things like "techno" is what ahlians like.. i mean tts kind of true but u can stereotype it. i mean, this is Singapore, yes we have these kinda characters in our society, but evryone is different in their own way inside of them. :D
and i think you should not discriminate neighbourhood school students.. i am not from a neighbourhood school, but my close friends did not make it into our affiliated school and are now in neighbourhood schools.AND they havent really changed to be ah lians.(:

well, i jsut wanna comment that your blog is great, but just keep in mind pple you are insulting do read about it! so if you can accept all the horrible feedback from them, i wont stop you from bloggin even more.. lol, cuz this kinda thing has happened to me before, but not for the same reasons as u la. ((:

ciao! take care and may God Bless evreyone here <3
 
oops! i mean, "CAN'T stereotype it"

sorry!
 
i am a ah lian but unfortunately i do not speak with hokkien profanity, and i come from an english spoken family, i do not go for roxy shits and stuff but in fact i own LV, gucci, topshop, mango and etc. i do think pple should not stereotype "ah lian". and those in de description are more towards the young girls found in lower sec and do not apply on every other ah lians. And for one fact if u hav god bros and sisters due to your family relations would you yourself say no to your grandparents? and do make this clear its the wannabes who are obnoxious not those who CAN BE...
 
oh and to add to what i hav said earlier, i STUDY literature, Amaths, hospitality, pure bio and pure chemistry. and i have my upper arm fill with tattoos, my back and my ankle. how does this prove to u guys ah lians cant study? i can study way better then those nerds who has no life, yet i still get to enjoy life to the fullest. Its just how one wants to achieve in life and still join the majority.I do rebond my hair, why? so my hair wont look frizzy and shit. seriously i rather you hav the title written as "How do u spot a WANNABE Ah lians and Ah bengs"
 
simple ur not an ah lian :D u dont do the stuff listed above...so ur not an ah lian..so stop tagging urself as one unless u wanna be looked down upon and laughed at...
 
AHAHA U POSER! YOU'RE NO AH LIAN.. UR GOIGN THROUGH AN IDENTITY CRISIS! POSERS ARE WORSE THEN AH LIANS..
 
The one thing that I can't stand most is the weird language. It's like those people belong to Mars or whatever. What stupid language. Ah Lians will always be ah lians.

I don't think girls who hang around basketball courts are ah lians. Unless they're dressed in short skirts, halter tops, fancy shoes and their hair loose. I'm a basketball player myself.. but I love the sport, not for the sake of joining it.

Can't the ah lians see their retarded acts... or are their puny brains and low IQ & EQ made them unable to do so?
 
i agree seriously with kizushite.you do not really know. what they do to their account doesn't really mean that they are ah lians.most of it lies in how they act in public and how they dress.and their makeups too.if wearing PMK or von dutch(which i have none of them)means an ah lian, then i think most of the shops will have to close down.and what's wrong with criteria #11? you are really missing out alot of mainpoints in what one ah lian is.omg.you seriously do not know.and there's one girl from raffles who just goes online n tells this anonymous guy 'hey you're cute.wana have sex?' so how good do you think private schools can be?anw, i like your blog.and i do not disagree with everything.*cheers*
 
well, i dont agree with some of your points. ahlians are all frm neighbourhood schling? as in , u 're insulting neighbourhood schools isnt it ? ya, u guys are frm rich family and goes to sch like, RI ,ACS etc. not all 'lians' are all the same. and your topshop and whatsoever thing. its not right either. and and , your hokkien lan? some lians are english-spoken. well, tc then, dont judge em in this manner.
 
argh.bornTOBE.. why do you hav to criticise neighbourhood schools. =/
it doesnt mean that ah lians only come frm those schs
 
Since when did MOT say bad about neighbourhood schools. Stop putting words into their mouths. READ before you speak.
 
If anyone of you wants to see a prime example of an Ah Lian (this ones meets all criteria and MORE)

go to:

http://www.friendster.com/4335576

additional advise: Bring a bucket to puke in.
 
"oh and to add to what i hav said earlier, i STUDY literature, Amaths, hospitality, pure bio and pure chemistry. and i have my upper arm fill with tattoos, my back and my ankle. how does this prove to u guys ah lians cant study? i can study way better then those nerds who has no life, yet i still get to enjoy life to the fullest. Its just how one wants to achieve in life and still join the majority.I do rebond my hair, why? so my hair wont look frizzy and shit. seriously i rather you hav the title written as "How do u spot a WANNABE Ah lians and Ah bengs"


She is the biggest joke la.. Poser lmao... go get ur identity straight.. POSER.

Lian posers, Punk posers, Emo-kid Posers go get a life dip shits.
 
ah lians nowadays don't really type in the 'ii luurvve euu worhs' style. only some of them still type this way, i think. to prove that they are not ah lian, they type in perfect english as in full word, no more 'ii miishx euu' style. but they are still one!
 
I'll go kill all punk posers before they kill punk. PUNK IS NOT DEAD. Thank God.
But of you guys realize that how come only Chinese? What about the Malays? Those kinda Ah Lians, 'Malau versions'...you know? I, am myself a Malay, and I have always been criticizing them ALL.
I'm practically MAD at all these Ah Lians...they're stealing punks' dressings. I hate that. God, SAVE PUNK, people!!!
Curse all Ah Lians and posers, for sure. Very sure. Damn sure. FUCKIN' sure.
Wearing NWO? New World Order? Didn't see that one coming. Ain't that the scariest part.
Von Dutch, yeah, a lot. Roxy...yeah. More like Foxy since they can't afford. Those slick Adidas shoes are so common, I'm sick of 'em. Even Converse....no! They're stealing Punks' dressings again!! What about wearing black nail polish? WTF! God, I didnt' know.....urgh...fuck 'em all.
 
Never mind the punk posers. Wonder if they know any knowledge of Punk. Sheesh...these Punk posers will DIE NASTY. Trust me. Feel like taking rocks and just throw at that, then take a boulder and squash them down.
Simply, just pry out their eye balls and sew 'em to their lips or something.
God, I hate them a lot.
 
funny post, true but only to a certain extent. i mean. tts the superficial side of lians. and these stereotyped lians are the xiao hun huns. or the little wannabes. the epitome of lian isnt anything like tt.
 
Frankly speaking, I have no problems with the liansters acting cute, cos i cannot define between act cute and cute :P

But what really irritates me is their typing in alternate caps and the eUU lUrBexX miie w0rhzX language... ITS BLOODY FCUCKING IRRITATING
 
it sld be FAKE von dutch. =)
 
GUYS.. BEFORE YOU PPL ANYHOW TALK ABT FUFILLING ANY OF THE CRITERIA OR SAYING THAT THE CRITERIA ISN'T AHLIAN COZ YOU PPL MAY HAVE FUFILLED IT IN SOME WAY..

PLS TAKE NOTE OF THIS..

THE WRITER HAS CLEAR STATED IN BOLD TEXT IN HER POSTINGS WAY ABOVE..

10 OR MORE!!

SO GET THIS IN YOUR THICK HEADS.. AND STOP THE SILLY POSTINGS.. LASTLY.. AHLIANS ARE FUCKERS..
 
GUYS.. BEFORE YOU PPL ANYHOW TALK ABT FUFILLING ANY OF THE CRITERIA OR SAYING THAT THE CRITERIA ISN'T AHLIAN COZ YOU PPL MAY HAVE FUFILLED IT IN SOME WAY..

PLS TAKE NOTE OF THIS..

THE WRITER HAS CLEAR STATED IN BOLD TEXT IN HER POSTINGS WAY ABOVE..

10 OR MORE!!

SO GET THIS IN YOUR THICK HEADS.. AND STOP THE SILLY POSTINGS.. LASTLY.. AHLIANS ARE FUCKERS..
 
I love this blog.

But there sure are some commentors whose head's are filled with vomit.

Quote:

"i SO agree with you. omg, i dont understand whats with all the vondutch and roxy shit. its okay if they match ONE with an outfit. but they wear ROXY/VONDUTCH/RIPCURL head to toe, which is so gross, because they think they look rich but they're so NOT. and they are mostly all fat, ugly and from neighbourhood schools. ewww, and most of them never EVER hears of manolo blahniks or topshop. ONLY VON DUTCH AND ROXY.
# posted by borntobe. : Monday, 10 October, 2005"

Like a couple of others have pointed out, borntobe, you are Seriously Sad.

What's wrong with people being from neighbourhood schools?

And oh, so now, just because you know the brands Manolo Blahnik and Topshop, you're top shit? Wow, the new heights brand-name dropping can take you to, huh?

I'd better learn too. Felegamooo, Guchi, Channal, Dol-SAY and Bannana, Dee-orh. And of course, Lou-ees VITTON.

Now I rule.

That, added with the fact that I drive a BMW convertible, buy my clothes from Paul Smith, and am from one of the top 3 schools in Singapore makes me the King of the World by your standards, doesn't it?

Please, Miss Pot-Calling-the-Kettle-Black, do Singapore a favour and move your sorry ass across the causeway. Or to Australia. Or Vietnam. (No one really cares.)
 
Oh yes, one more thing.

Borntobe, good grammar is the new black.

Yours makes me want to stick my head up a horse's ass.
 
ITS LIAN AND BENG V.S. THE REST OF EDUCATED SINGAPORE!!


WAHAHAHA.. WHO WILL WIN? OF COURSE THE EDUCATED SINGAPOREANS LAH.

YOU KNOW, ONE DAY WE MUST CALL EVERY ONE WHO POSTED HERE.. (BENGS AND LIANS INCLUDED) TO MEET SOMEWHERE SETTLE..

SEE THE BENGS AND LIANS SCARED OR NOT.. (=
 
OH PLEASE. YOU SEEM TO KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THOSE TWITSXZ & AHLIAN. ARE YOU ONE YOURSELF ? AND ... AHLIAN DONT TYPE ZXZXX WRITING LER. THEY ALSO DONT SHOP THIS FASHION OR WHADSOEVER SHITTY PMK SHOPS. UPDATE UPDATE LUH ..
 
maybe we shouldn't blame ah lians for buying cheap stuff..nobody wants to be poor..and they are just people who need love and care from the society..
and
this entry is just too vague..which is the reason why there's so many comments.

i believe no one wants to be born poor, unable to get into a good school. don't hate them..since we all noe they're out for attention..we should do our part to help them out of all their weird doings..be friends with them and u'll know tt they themselves hate to be what they are.people make mistakes and all of us were young and naive before..somehow.our society has become so different that ah lians arent ppl whom u can identify on the street. my only definition for ah lian is---troubled teens who need more care and love from the ppl around them and the society.

those who arent lucky..please count your blessings and don't go round criticising others.they're afterall someone else's daughter.

those who arent ah lians..good for you..
those who are ah lians..just ignore this entry because u should know clearly what kind of person u are.like i said..the content of this entry is too vague.
i'm not bias neither am i helping the ah lians.trust me..i've been beaten up by them b4.so yeah.they're who they are because of some unpleasant environment or factors in their life.
chill people!
 
NOW ITS THE TREND FOR ACT SMART PPL TO MAKE FUN OF 'AH LIANS' AH?? I may have dyed my hair pink,green,gold n any kind of colours before, i may have tattoos or watever crap,i may be called ah lian but so wat? does it matter? my nickname's AH GER, ever since my gals home days.does that make me ah lian? yes,i admit ppl alwayz label me as one.but what rite does any of u hav to condemn others? as far as i noe,i have gone through much more than any of u in life. and i have learned much more in life than all of u posers studying in poly. let me tell u,the background i grew up from is totally different from yours. So do not condemn some 'ah lians' out there who do not have a good family. yes i know there are those small kids that act like bloody big shots lah.but so? They r juz like u-posers. And JANICE,y r you so action beh dek & fake!??! Some of the people u mix around with are lianz n bengz too. Your ex boyfrien, aren't him a gangster who used to shout gang poems at Club 3? I saw it before many times. To you galz,getting a boyfrien who's in gangs and a big pai kia is cool. Den u start to go around condemning other people. Some of u posers also tell others not happy den come. Am i wrong tat only 'ah lians' and 'ah bengs' say such things? tis is me--ah ger.I am wateva i am.Leave the rest of them alone.
 
haha. i got six! phew. ahaha. sorry, im just bored. =/
 
THank God I'm not an ah-lian. Which I know I'm already not.
 
liking PINK has nothing to do with a ah lian.
though i hate pink loads.
"ger, gurll," yada yada WATEVER! maybe is?

one point i dont get it.
HOHOS x)
i love THIS FASHION!
but i dont really like some of their clothes..
AND, i do know TOPSHOP, XTOMIC, n watever.
people are rich, buys von dutch, nwo?, and roxy. then bilabong? converse?

EHEM, in this way, ur ruining VON DUTCH, NWO, ROXY. as well as TOPSHOP, ZTOMIC, EBASE, 77th STREET, IceLemonTea n all those nice brands.

or perhaps not really nice brands.

love reading yr blog. but dont really like some of it..

BTW, having combs n mirror is a girl's choice. and yr going against almost every girl/women. dont tell me yr mum dont use a comb? or brings a comb out?

do think about what u've wrote bef?
 
ie'm impress by ur topic :what's an ah lian. yeahs.ie want tell ue somethinq.Singaporeans are mostly the way ue described in the topic,
it's because ..ue noe what's trend?
miss, or sir, this is the 21st cent' as my fren said. now is no longer BCEs. if simple designs lyk PMK ,von dutch are known as ah lian.. dens what ue recommand?
MARKET TYPE?
 
seriously speaking , i have ahlians in my school who doesn't make hokkien or other dialects their only langauge or should i say MAIN language? i see some with very good english. and, buying clothes from this fashion doesn't make you an ah lian too, right ? i witnessed ah mas buying clothes from this fashion too and do you think they are ah lians ? i doubt so . music is the food for the souls . music comes in different types and different people have different favourites . loving technos make you an ah lian , too ? o.O i didn't know liking to do a certain thing like pink makes you an ah lian . absurb.
 
yeah , it's the 21st century now . if you say that this fashion , von dutch . . . all this are ah lian 'thing-y' . . . oh my . people are sophisticated now . you're being outdated .
 
typo. *liking a certain thing
 
-llem0nLIciouus speaking: ehs ..euur topic doesn't make sense.seriously. why cant ppl name themselves in other names? neoprints are meant for taking fun shot or dead pics whr ue saw in funerall just tuh decorate it? ie'm not trying tuh insult the dead's but euur post are craps. ie'm totally madness into TECHNOS.do ue also mean techno suxs tuh the core because only ah lians hear?ie strongly disagree.THIS FASHION,ue mean the clothes are ah lians norhs? ie tell euur wrong..have ue seen decents ones? the clothes are just been made because the boss at least noe the world trend now.if ue say it's ah lian.. bugis street?? bugis village?? all close down laas. all so damn style dehs.ANYHOW ONLY. ie madness in purple hair. ie promised myself.YEAAS.ie promised dhart when party..holidays..or even occasions dhart is a correct time tuh dye hair or whatever.. ie'll dye PURPLE [: ue noe hor. diao ppl is damn wrg ue noe. the person who diao others..the others have the right tuh scold them.PINK is sweet. dens what ue lyk sia? WHITE TOP BLACK BOTTOMS? =P
 
Good one! This is neat!
 
i'm wondering why there hasn't been any recent posts, those from august, sept?? or maybe i just need to navigate ard this site a lil more hmm...

juxt
 
your discription about an ahlian simply sucks, although some of your points are true. however,what makes you think that that ahlian is capable doing such things? All girls are vain right? Reborning hair is part of grooming oneself, non-ah lians will do this also right? (so what if her hair is super straight? people want to l00k good.) oh my goodness. from my point of view, i think you BETTER go and do some researches on your own. because, not ALL ah lians can be judge by their appearance. I do not dye my hair. i do not wear those childish stuff such as newbies or dunno what and i myself also feel disgusted by those act cute poses. On the other hand, i'm one of the secret society members, from my observation, most of my friends do not act cute and only have afew god-siblings! some people may despite ahlian, whatever it is, i should say, ahlians prefer black to pink. please go and understand more about us before posting such nonsense, 0k?
and usually i would say majority of the ahlians find those brands you've stated childish..except for those young ones who needs attention and tried to act.. And according to ur post, i've got a question to ask, you mean people cannot give themselves nickname? it's their life and it's their freedom. therefore, wad's the point of putting this into a "what's an ah lian" ? i know my english sucks alright, but i'm sure you get what i mean. not trying to act "angmoh pai", but this is how i usually communicate. and not all ahlians communicate through hokkien i mind u.

oh ya, by the way, it's not techno. it's eurodance/ eurotrance.

PS: DON'T generalise, and please study more on how we actually behave in different situations. you'll be surprised. =)

thankyou. =)
 
hmms? i dont totally agree with ur post but most points make sense. i've hit one point. but i'm quite sure i m not ahlian, other than in my father's eyes(hes totally cheena). i love this blog(:
 
This Fashion isn't all bad. Like me, I buy clothes I know that suites me. Places like Hot Topic, Top Shop and stuffs like these are my kind of places. These Ah Lians are always the same kind of clothes...sleeveless tee's and skirts and adidas shoes...boring!!
They don't even know what's fashion. They only know trends. There's a big, BIG difference. I'd rather follow the fashion. Or make my own, anyway.
 
I hate techno/eurodance or whatever...it's just so....um...boring. It's never music. Music is more like HEARING THE VOICES AND USE REAL MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS LIKE GUITAR, VIOLIN, PIANO, DRUMS AND STUFFS LIKE THAT.

And techno is stupid.
 
Yo Gal...from your list, the so-called "Ah Lians" you have mentioned are "out-dated". Your defination of your Ah Lian is not really true. Hey..I got 15 out of that list leh..BUT, I am not really what you call a "Ah Lian". So how?

By the way, I do not know if you really notice, but Ah Lian's style changes all the time. Not necessary those list that you mention is being labelled as a Ah Lian.

I agree to some girls asking you to do your research to fully understand what really is a Ah Lian..or should I say, a REAL Ah Lian is like. Not those wanna-bes of course. But nowadays I do see a lot of Ah Lian wannabes on the streets.

I have a friend who is what most people would describe her as "Guai Kia" type but she wears PMK clothes and wears pink all the time. So she is consider a Ah Lian to you is it? OMG! Please!

By the way, one thing I would also like to make a comment is that not all Ah Lians are fat and wear short skirts. Most Lians I see(whether wannabes or Real), are quite cute and some of them are even very pretty and hot! They do not go for certain brands but really dress up-to-date and are really very fashionable people. Why? Cos they knows how to dress up. Agree?

Oh by the way girl, time for you to grow up out of this. It's very boring to me reading this kinda nonsense from you and making some readers offended.
 
um, are you some kinda guy trying to pose as a fucking ah lian? gosh,what total wanker you are. now miss dopehead, who the hell wants to be an ah lian WANNABE. you shameless bitches. youre saying youre an ah lian and proud of it eh. well then, consider yourself an official whore. go get laid with more motherfuckers
 
hey. seriously your points are sooo OUT-DATED!!! well, please go observe more at real ah lians at cine or bugis lah. you totally dont cant even know how to differentiate the differences between ah lians n "kuai kia".

By thE way, now aday alot of WANNABE ah lians n Bengs(small kids) are true but hey, not all ah lians are stupid n non-educated ok you brainless freaks..

i am one but hey excuse me!! i am from the top class!! i study pure sci, Amaths, PurE geography. i come from neighbourhood school too.

so is there any problem??
well, i dont blame you guys from being jealous ^.^ ah lians are much more prettier than those normal girls on streets now..and much more fashionable than you people.

i think you people are simply just jealous. Lame freaks that comment on others. if you people dare meet up with us outside and settle, we are definitely fine with it; just that i'm afraid you people have no GUTS!! lols..thinking are soo childish. dont MULU yourself here lah if you dont know the latest ah lian look like what. and weLl, we dont go 4 LOW CLASS brands anymore ok~` 0mg..soooo damn OUTDATED!! wahahas =D~`
 
eh you ***king anon, this post was posted in 2005. now 2006 liao la. of cuz outdated. now got what crap mickey mouse trend la.. what crap la among these lians. hopeless bunch crap. lol.
 
Hello, I think that your blog is really nice. Well I kinda agree with your post about ah lians. It very disgusting seeing them hanging around under the void decks etc. But no matter what keep blogging! =)
 
well, all that you have listed are actually points of someone that wants to be an ah lian, but cannot make it. ah lians with standards are nothing like this. they have good grades in school, and they don't hide like those freaking act lians do. a standard ah lian wont find trouble for nothing, act lians constantly think that people are staring at them because they think they very chio~
truth is, there really is a difference.
but guess most people are stereotyped,ah lians means ah lian, and those act lians threw the faces of standard ah lians.
There's a saying that goes, never judge a book by its cover.
And the last thing, is it a crime to be fat? Are you trying to say that people who are larger in size cannot wear nice clothes?
well, i'm just making my point. I'm not on any side.
 
you guys are just saying things about ahlians to fit in. let me tell you, whoever posted that so called definition of ahlian is soo not true. i bet half of you who commented probably are ahlians yourself. oh no, you guys are not worthy of that name. k, lemme get this clear - the blogger and these shallow people who commented are obviously jealous of ahlians. you say them ugly but what about yourself? you're not all that handsome or ugly. oh please la. and those are called muscles for your infomation, not fats. i suggest you go should back to kindergarten. all the discriminators, go get a life (seriously). stop ranting about the different types of people (especially the redundant ones) because you are a total disgrace to society. goodbye.
 
wtf. i think you pple are DARN LAME. pple who like pink are ahlians ? i guess you three are all BOYS WHO HATE GIRLS. WHAT LAMERs. as if ALL GIRLS LIKE BOYS. and , DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE FCUKING MEANING OF AHLIAN. PATHETIC. AHLIAN ARE GIRLS WHO AER GANGSTERS ? and most of them , are REALLY CHIO BUS. you dont have to say them till like this. i bet whoever created this dumb blog has shorten its own life span by 30 years
 
HAHA. How true. (=
 
" It very disgusting seeing them hanging around under the void decks etc. "


what's so disgusting about sitting at void decks? It's not like they are engaging in sex openly mah.

I disagree with that albeit I think that this post is so true. You spare them one measly glance and they think you "diao" them. Maybe you should write about AHBENGS too ((((=
 
I love this blog!
However, I think ah lians have EVOLVED! Don't you all think so? I think they are TRYING to ACT english now.
 
i feel that those are fake ah lians? like they kinda hang around town areas thinking that they are a threaten to others by shouting vulgarities.. i think those are really UNCIVILISED people.

think hard, if u really are from the dark society u wouldn't be telling everyone 'hey i'm from the dark society. ' sure u would want to keep a low profile.
 
Aiyah The fact of the matter is if you're stupid you are stupid. If you're not fashionable you're not fashionable. Doesnt matter what youth subculture you belong to.

We should instead be flaming the posers on the street who think they are rockers. The ones who probably listen to gay shit like simple plan and greenday thinking they listen to heavy music.
 
HEY dont condemn them larXZ! ah lians can be very helpful. They spice up the dullest of places, try to improve themselves with VonD, help with consumerism to buy the things of least neccesity, we could replace their hair for a broom, and the list goes on, AND!! without them, somehow, somewhere, somewhat, something is missing. because with them, at least we have something we can laugh our ass and entertain ourselves with. Right? Im sure it better than cartoon Network.
 
[quote]NOW ITS THE TREND FOR ACT SMART PPL TO MAKE FUN OF 'AH LIANS' AH?? I may have dyed my hair pink,green,gold n any kind of colours before, i may have tattoos or watever crap,i may be called ah lian but so wat? does it matter? my nickname's AH GER, ever since my gals home days.does that make me ah lian? yes,i admit ppl alwayz label me as one.but what rite does any of u hav to condemn others? as far as i noe,i have gone through much more than any of u in life. and i have learned much more in life than all of u posers studying in poly. let me tell u,the background i grew up from is totally different from yours. So do not condemn some 'ah lians' out there who do not have a good family. yes i know there are those small kids that act like bloody big shots lah.but so? They r juz like u-posers. And JANICE,y r you so action beh dek & fake!??! Some of the people u mix around with are lianz n bengz too. Your ex boyfrien, aren't him a gangster who used to shout gang poems at Club 3? I saw it before many times. To you galz,getting a boyfrien who's in gangs and a big pai kia is cool. Den u start to go around condemning other people. Some of u posers also tell others not happy den come. Am i wrong tat only 'ah lians' and 'ah bengs' say such things? tis is me--ah ger.I am wateva i am.Leave the rest of them alone. [end of quote]

so what's your point?

[quote]Aiyah The fact of the matter is if you're stupid you are stupid. If you're not fashionable you're not fashionable. Doesnt matter what youth subculture you belong to.

We should instead be flaming the posers on the street who think they are rockers. The ones who probably listen to gay shit like simple plan and greenday thinking they listen to heavy music. [end of quote]

SIMPLE PLAN AND GREEN DAY ARE NOT GAY SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT WATCH YOUR MOUTH BEFORE SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT YOU JACKASS. THIS IS THEIR BIG FAN SPEAKING. I KNOW SIMPLE PLAN AND GREEN DAY ARE NOT HEAVY MUSIC BECAUSE ONLY CUNTS SAY THAT BUT I PERSONALLY LIKE THEM SO DON'T INSULT THEM GOT THAT YOU LITTLE CUNT FUCK. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW IF THEY ARE GAY YOU'D BETTER FIND OUT THE DEFINITITION OF 'GAY' BEFORE USING IT. IF THEY ARE GAY THEY WOULDN'T BE MARRIED TO SOMEONE FROM THE OPPOSITE SEX YOU DUMBCUNT.

But I never counted them as heavy music though. Heavy music is Disturbed, Cradle Of Fitlh, Breaking Benjamin, Marilyn Manson, Murderdollz, etc. But I hate it when they say Green Day is punk ever since American Idiot because they are now just popular rock. I'm mad, yes, I am because the fact that if you don't like SP you don't have to fucking insult them you dipshit.

But I'm on your side, those rock posers I bet they can't even stand 3 seconds in a mosh or worse don't even know what mosh is. Might as well they say Good Charlotte is hardcore punxorz. :D

Peace.
 
[quote]NOW ITS THE TREND FOR ACT SMART PPL TO MAKE FUN OF 'AH LIANS' AH?? I may have dyed my hair pink,green,gold n any kind of colours before, i may have tattoos or watever crap,i may be called ah lian but so wat? does it matter? my nickname's AH GER, ever since my gals home days.does that make me ah lian? yes,i admit ppl alwayz label me as one.but what rite does any of u hav to condemn others? as far as i noe,i have gone through much more than any of u in life. and i have learned much more in life than all of u posers studying in poly. let me tell u,the background i grew up from is totally different from yours. So do not condemn some 'ah lians' out there who do not have a good family. yes i know there are those small kids that act like bloody big shots lah.but so? They r juz like u-posers. And JANICE,y r you so action beh dek & fake!??! Some of the people u mix around with are lianz n bengz too. Your ex boyfrien, aren't him a gangster who used to shout gang poems at Club 3? I saw it before many times. To you galz,getting a boyfrien who's in gangs and a big pai kia is cool. Den u start to go around condemning other people. Some of u posers also tell others not happy den come. Am i wrong tat only 'ah lians' and 'ah bengs' say such things? tis is me--ah ger.I am wateva i am.Leave the rest of them alone.[quote]

okay, okay. so you think people called you an ah lian? well, i don't what the fuck is your point but, i understand now. you used to be in the girls' home, you've got tattoos, piercings, whatever, are you telling us because you're boasting? WHO CARES IF YOU DO! i also have tattoos and piercings, i drink but i don't smoke. my parents are divorced on the eve of my birthday but i'm not like this because of them. i've been to underground mosh, been in a riot , gigs and whatever stuff like that, you don't hear them calling me an ah lian. yes, i'm a girl like you but that doesn't mean i'm an ah lian. i am just being me, i don't go follow trends, i don't hang around with gangsters, i don't pick up fights like you people.

so calling you an ah lian is not about labelling. it's just you.
 
Hey mosh_is_blood wtf is your point why u flaming me if ur so called " on my side ". Yea sure u love greenday and what have you but dont go dissing me like that.

Just Shut the fuck up with the cunt word already its so cliche.
Alright but fine, music is entitled to one's opinion. That im wrong but dont go fucking putting me down.

And if You want real heavy music go listen to Lamb Of God, Nile, Converge and Slayer.
Breaking Benjamin isnt what i'd call heavy..

Peace.
 
JUST PICK UP YOUR FUCKING GAUNTLETS, HEAD DOWN TO A HARDCORE GIG.

AND MOSH.

END OF STORY.
 
gotta agree witn riot_girl. yeah, lians get stuff from this fashion, its not like its the 'boutique's' fault right? lians, what actually are they eh? acbc, ohh not forgetting act sexy too, they talk like as if they're female ah bengs and yeah, they pretend they're good at everything they do. except for the this fashion part, MOT, i gotta agree with you on most of the points listed.
 
OH i think you forgot about the numerous number of piercings they have too. its not a matter of 'dont judge a book by its cover' but rather how they choose to carry themselves. people aint perfect, which is why they say 'first impression always lasts'. cheers MOT.
 
LOL. Yes, come on. I agree with Christian and anonymous. mosh_is_blood...get a life knucklehead. If you're so...'cool' wtf are you doing here instead of having fun moshing instead. Stupid.....damn. That dude's annoying me. Don't act ah...one thing.
 
Eh, relek ah you all. Well, yeah i agree with Christian, Breaking Ben is NOT heavy metal...only hard rock. BUT. I agree to Disturb. w00tz.

Cheers!!
 
omg. wats wrong with hokkien? x(
 
hmm. what`s wrong with wearing von dutch and pmk? and, u are not considered an ah lian since u shop at this fashion. boohoo. but yea, u know some people out there who always type words like ' whyiie,uue,uerr,iishh,gurrl' stuffs like that. its so darn freaking irritating. plus, its so hard to read somtimes. crap.

i really do object some of ur points
 
There is no such thing as an Ah Lian. If you call yourself one, you are thick skinned. If you call some1 else one, you are a retard.
 
Yeah, we shop anywhere we want. As long as we know what's a good fashion sense is all about, then you are not considered as an Ah Lian. And, Ah Lian naming is just labelling...I wonder what started it anyway....
 
Seriously, i think you people are just discriminating you knw, Why? gilrs jus wna be preety & cant they? Wtf. What has the world came to, not all ahlians are ulgy -.-
 
hey man.. dis is weird. ah lians r ah lians. they decide who they want 2 be. y is de world deciding who they r? they haf their own style. their own likes n dislikes. give em a break. dis is de world. learn 2 live wid it. ppl out there r different. if u cant, ure better off dead. i dilike most ah lians but some of em r reali nice. at least go n get 2 noe some ah lians. don just look at dis thing frm ur own perspective. they wanna b accepted. don tell me tt u all prefer a world of geeks n nerds? eek.. n btw, ah lians do not speak onli hokkien. some of em may even haf an A in their cert for english. which is better den most of u here. so stop insulting n start learnin 2 live wid e world.
 
yea man agree wif cf . . . don jus judge sum gals by lyk tt even if dey really match wif ur description man yes sum mite look lyk ah lians but inside dem sum r innocent nt lyk wad u all tink u noe? u tink dey all lyk being ah lians? is bcoz sum of dem r lack of family love tt y dey turn out to b tt way is nt lyk dey wan attention or wad u ppl jus jugde tis n tt don even noe aniting at all actin lyk u noe everyting but u don com'on man giv dem alittle care u will sure find out tt dey r nt as wad u say dey r yes indeed is nt es change dem but it tak sum time man tis world is lyk tt no1 wan it to b lyk tt so i hope u guys wuld understand tis no offend to ani1 here
 
though some facts are true about ahlians, but i dunt agree some points like rebonding their hair. & wearin pmk stuffs. urber not true. but the others yes. i dunt like their twity words which is v difficult to read. anw, good blog huhs. :]
 
oh my gosh... has the standard of english in singapore dropped so much that even those who criticize twits use sentences that are gramatically incorrect? and yes, I totally agree with this post... ah lians are people who behave like that... btw, if you read carefully, it says that if 10 or more points matches then one can be considered an ah lian... so read it carefully before you comment... sheesh...
 
WOW , LOOKS LIK SOMEONE IS FINALLY LETTING AH LIANS KNOW HOW CHEENA AND LOW CLASS PPL THINK THEY ARE .
ACTUALLY , DEY DONT HAVE T WEAR THIS FASHION CLOTHES T APPEAR LOW CLASS . ITS MORE OF THA WAY THEY NATTER LOUDLY IN PUBLIC ABT POINTLESS STUFF IN HOKKIEN ND MANDARIN .
 
I agree with CF too. We shouldnt judge each other we are after all all " brothers and sisters " just let them be. Furthermore you cant be conclusive of a person's attitude or ways just by his/her dressing...
 
Never-ending coments! Woo, this blog rocks. They seriously disgust me with their typings. EEK :/
 
hahaha.i just love to read the comments.its quite entertaining.HAA.=)

ohoh and,this blog rocks!

ahlians and twits can go to hell.

Wheeee..

oh by the way,i love pink.LIKE CRAZY OVER IT.
but,im definately not an ahlian.it depends on how they mix and match actually.but PINK is NOT an ah lian colour for sure.Plus,i rebonded my hair and permed before.every girls are vain.look at most actresses or singers.they do rebond their hair too.so,some points are not true.=)

cheers.
 
I can't take it whenever they steal our fashions and turn it into fashion disasters.
Example : Stripes used to be hot, Until they ruined it
 
love abiding joy
 
best regards, nice info » » »
 
OMG lol I know a lot of ah lians like that N I fucking hate the way they chat! 'de lorxZzxz' 'hehexz' 'kakazx' Fucking b*tches! I just feel like beating the crap out of them!
 
wow, scrolled down and read almost 30% of the comments.. can't go through much, or i'll be infected with the stupidity that most of you ppl own. Man, god is fair or what, reading this post reminds me how stupid ppl can be. =\ heh.

Your blog summarize everything about you.. You know what is it?

You have shits for brain. I really do pity you.. may god bless your poor soul.

And, the above comment,

=.= oh wow! u spoke to ahliens! ZOMFG, u speak to bitches!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?! That explains why you are a bastard. If you fucking hate the way one speaks, hahaha, get used to it. No one cares. Wanna make a change, be a language teacher then! Right, and everyone will speak like the way you do! And you be the hero of the day. Yay! >.>

Retarded. Shallow. Stereotype.

That sums up what this entry is about.
 
i think you have an extremely weird judgement of ah lians.
why cant people rebond their hair when their hair is already straight? i mean, whats wrong with it? they have the money and nobody's stopping them. it is up to the individual's choice of whether she wants it or not.

"Act cute poses when taking neoprints"
if they dont act cute, what do you want them to do? act fierce?..

point number 3, 4 and 5, come on. its just the way of their typings. like i say, if they want to type like this, nobody can stop them. neither you nor me. if you dont like the way they type, they equally hate the way you type. it doesn't make sense.

6, whats wrong with adding "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their username? do you want them to type it as "boy" when they are girls?!

"Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts" eh COME ON LAH! they like it, they wear it! if people with fat thighs don't wear SHORT DENIM SKIRTS, arent sales gonna be affected greatly??

i dont want to waste anymore time typing this. i think this is your personal opinion of ahlians and i shall not interfere. BUT, i've got the feeling that you typed all these pointers because you thought you were opposite of all those.

so i add one more for you.
what makes an ah lian?

- hates others because of something they did irritated you, therefore you spend time criticising and insulting them.

others only thought those who scolds "KNN LAH, CCB LAH" are ah lians, but those who uses a more profound way of speaking, but actually meant the same, are equally bad.
 
first of all, i simply love your interview with a whore opps haha should say busy shedule. i think you still miss out some pretty relvant point about ah lina lina , they also like to wear lowcuts, act like a bitch or slut, acting rich, telling people how many guys wooed them before and of course they think non-virgins are cool thus they spred telling people they are not virgins .i simple cannot tolerate them but fortunately there's you guys to help this world to eliminate those sqeaky brainless twits.....
 
thhankkyoos ferr thiis liist sehh! ((:

LoL I REALLY HATE AH LIANS
 
I love you and your blog. Ah lians are a disgrace to Singapore.
 
Yeah.Ah lians and bengs,especially,flaunting their multi-coloured skinnies in Bugis,OMG.I don't think its just Bugis now.
THEY'RE SWARMING ALL OVER THE ISLAND.
GOD!
 
somtimes you cant exactly assossiate dumb bloneds with ah lians cause they are prettier. ah lians are such wannabes of teh civilized, in which a failed attempt leads to the becoming of an ah lian. OMG!! AHLIANS TTLY blind my eyes, with their totally twit language and all that stuff, its really PISSING :O
 
I think the thing about ahlians are that, their fashion sense is totally crap. Hahaha.
 
please share a post about leather long boots in fashion
 
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