Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Bite Bite Euu Arh

Presenting to you, a converstation showing how twits talk (and spell) brainlessly nowadaysThe channel name shall not be disclosed due to the fact that it has got nothing to do with the twitParts have been edited and deleted to save space. Its too much of a rubbish anywayJCDenton is just another idiot who's actually bothered to talk to a twit.
[09:55] * nba`gal (~ahhlingg@bb220-255-108-84.singnet.com.sg>) has joined #--- [09:57] * nba`gal ×kîcks JCDenton 0întø thë øvên & båkës JCDenton 0tîl chåø tå × [09:57] * JCDenton 15,1throws the whole Toyota Corolla Levin SR AE85 aT nba`gal. [09:58] nba`gal: o.o [09:58] nba`gal: ddun aalwiiz uuse ttishh 1. [09:58] nba`gal: ssh0 ssiann 1 . [09:58] nba`gal: lolx... [09:58] * JCDenton throws the whole candy box at nba`gal. [09:58] JCDenton: =X [09:58] nba`gal: YYESHH. [09:58] nba`gal: tt`x dda rrytee wwae. [09:58] nba`gal: xD [09:59] nba`gal: ssenii0rr. [09:59] nba`gal: ttcherrs ddae gg0 bbackk amkps ! . xD [09:59] JCDenton: -_-" [09:59] JCDenton: sianzzz... [09:59] nba`gal: -.-! [09:59] JCDenton: lolx... [09:59] nba`gal: ii hate yyew blardyy asshole. [09:59] nba`gal: xD> [09:59] JCDenton: go there also got no one i noe... [09:59] nba`gal: wwhadd`x uurr sec skewll?. [09:59] nba`gal: MIE!! [09:59] nba`gal: YEW DUNNO MIE?! [09:59] nba`gal: lol. [09:59] nba`gal: o.o [10:00] JCDenton: anyway, my sec sch is chong boon sec... [10:00] JCDenton: lol. [10:00] nba`gal: gg0rtt pp0iis0n 1?. [10:00] nba`gal: ch0ng b0on !! . [10:01] JCDenton: ? ¿ ? [10:01] nba`gal: ii b0onn ch0ngg. [10:01] nba`gal: xD. [10:01] * JCDenton blur... [10:01] nba`gal: s0t0ng [10:03] * nba`gal « µsë dµrîån & pøkë JCDenton ! hehehehe » [10:03] nba`gal: rrmbb gg0 bbackk amkps ! [10:03] nba`gal: xD [10:03] nba`gal: gg0 c dda nnew ttcherrs . bwahahass. [10:06] nba`gal: gg0 bbackk amkps c cchii0buus . [10:06] nba`gal: xD. [10:14] nba`gal: —0+`0.. [• shø cleberr. 0•] .0.´0+— [10:14] nba`gal: xD [10:16] * JCDenton use a Steering Wheel and slaps nba`gal face. [10:16] nba`gal: o.o. [10:16] nba`gal: buuwwe uurr juunii0rr. [10:16] nba`gal: hh0ww ccan ww0rs [10:18] nba`gal: mmua 348 testies g0ne. [10:18] nba`gal: fcukk frewnsterr . xD [10:53] * nba`gal † ßîtës ßîtës ßîtës JCDenton ! ßlëåhhs. †
The funny thing is, she decides she wants to fuck Friendster and is so proud of her decision. Look at that smiley! xD Ain' cute?
Can you believe she's schooling? I wonder what the fuck the MOE are making schools teach. Does she even pass her spelling in school? Its atrocious. You might want to paste that whole conversation into Microsoft Word and check how many spelling errors there are. But I guess you won't be able to find any, for her words are far too "CHEEM" to even make out what on earth its supposed to mean in the first place.
Why is there a need to repeat your alphabets in your every word? Explain in the case of "juunii0rr" So she spends that few seconds typing 4 extra alphabets and 1 digit instead of using the precious time to think. No wonder she sounds so spastic. Or rather, type so spastically. In that case you can't really blame her for doing so. She's got no control of her muscles and brain at all that she does moronic stuffs without thinking.
ttcherrs ddae gg0 bbackk amkps ! . gg0rtt pp0iis0n 1?. wwhadd`x uurr sec skewll?.
Is there a need to add a fullstop after an exclamation mark or question mark in a sentence? No. Like I mentioned, apparently she doesn't listen to her english teacher in school. Probably spending her time looking at the horrendous monster in her pocket mirror, or thinking of new ways to torture her ssenii0rr. Durian torturing is way out girl, you might want to consider new tricks such as using an ahbeng's-must-have-zippo to light up his nostrils hair and watch him sneeze out all the ashes remained.
[10:00] nba`gal: ch0ng b0on !! . [10:01] JCDenton: ? ¿ ? [10:01] nba`gal: ii b0onn ch0ngg.
Don't ask me what that means. I'll stick to my inference that she's a spastic case. She's really got me worrying what is going to happen to Singapore in the next 10 years down the road. Will Singapore vanish due to the stupidity in its population?
And she lives stupidly ever after...

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